Oh so Jeffrey Epstein really was murdered.

Where the snow at ? 👀😅

Almost everything I’ve accomplished in life is a direct result of women who look and sound just like this woman telling me that I can do/be anything. Black women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Boooooooooooo

Not even being funny…..just retire, Gang….Body fails him at every turn. An injury waiting to happen.

Watching old episodes of Married with Children (from ‘87). Katie Segal actually aged very well.

I sing it the same way tbh

post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

In the span of 3 days, I’ve watched my school (Bama) and my NFL team (49ers) play like they’ve never seen a football before and now they expect me to go back to work tomorrow like everything is ok????

lol we're suffering because rich tech bros were uncool in middle school

Ayyyyy

When printers needed a subscription for ink, I knew we’d be here Pretty soon your refrigerator will come with a monthly limit on openings. A diet plan, if you will. Advertised on My 600lb Life. Available on Dr Now’s website…behind a paywall

"Black people ain't controlling our culture no more. When we went corporate we lost the soul."-Big Gipp I can’t find a lie in anything he said .

That’s the problem, they always wanna be where they don’t belong. In the ocean, in the sky, in underground caves…. I was born a land mammal. A surface dweller. I respect natures balance

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If by “sometimes” you mean “always” then yes…sometimes. A good cut gives you a new lease on life

Pretty much the same

Leg day just happened to fall on New Year’s Day. ISMMFS!! Also…me walking back to my car after leg day

Happy New Year, Central Standard Time (God’s Time) people…we really made it. Everybody ain’t able to say the same

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

I do this ALL the time. I travel 80% for work. So I basically live in hotels. When I’m gone, I’m gone.

Cardio and stretching tomorrow…and leg day just happens to fall on the 1st day of 2026. SMH…ISMMFS

Stefon Diggs when the fries are crinkle cut instead of shoestring

Def could get me, minus the whiskey

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Joker joker Deuce is superior.

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

Describe your Bluesky/Blacksky account in a single image

Another example of “we can fit in anywhere”

Man was pulling up from the parking lot wasn’t he?

Had the day off so I started watching Landman. Didn’t expect it to be this good. I gotta stop doubting Taylor Sheridan

“An appetite for destruction, but I scrape the plate.” - Sherrone Moore

B1G Football is a wild place . SET THE EXPECTATION

Boy had a Plan B Door Dashed to his mistress…..come ooooooooon Bro

Ohhhh okay…bc I was about to say

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The most shocking thing here is that it costs money to see Kid Rock in 2025

Spray and pray eugenics

Tell you how I know this is true. I watched the same thing happen in real time with Alabama my senior year in HS. Only difference is there was no pregnancy. Otherwise, same thing. Shaun Alexander ran us to an SEC Championship and not only did they not fire him, they gave him an extension.

Did not realize how long a frozen lasagna takes to heat up. I’m not gonna eat til midnight 😭

I already knew leaving NATO was in their plans… I paid attention… but it’s still surreal to see it in action…