goddamnit COVID is going around Fort Collins right now, this blows lol

looksmaxxing is just gender for dummies

the head of instagram has the most punchable face of all time

never felt more crazy than when I found out a lot of white folks don’t wash their legs

oh my god I hate tik tok so much

there was this kid on my street who, because of the hill and the way he was mindless, ran into this one house’s mailbox not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR fucking times because he just forgot to brake. one time he did it right in front of the owners and got a black eye. takes all kinds

new single from DOOMED! watching a movie called freedom by myself out now. #OMExKennySegalDOOMED ditto.fm/doomed_ome

yesterday I stood in the yard with my 1 year old and got sprayed with the oscillating sprinkler for 15 minutes straight. she loves water, but I have never seen her as excited as she was each time the water hit her face. she was squealing. It was hysterical.

it’s a shame they get good scoops. it is a bigger shame Ryan Grim personally fired Alex Colston, something I will never forgive him for. if anyone wants a good journalist to follow for Gaza/Lebanon, @seamus-malekafzali.com is phenomenal and his podcast “Turbulence” with Dylan Saba is fantastic.

shout out to Erricka, who trained me as a community mediator in 2015: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erricka...

Ryan Grim stay losing.

imagine fucking up this bad

western media loves to deploy “state media” at really…weird moments

at least I have good reason to completely write off klippenstein now

finally home after two weeks in Iowa and Nebraska. managed to not commit suicide. W.

Not supporting a war tourist with a Nazi tattoo being considered a "chess move" really highlights how low in the fucking dirt our party is

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

downloaded this app on my phone to watch the platner story drop lmfao god damn man

I know this is already the plot of like 7 movies but it would be quite funny if our first contact was with aliens that could throw ass

I'm at the in laws in iowa city and they have about 30 goats on the property eating the invasive bittersweet. they like me. whenever I go out back they all come running. problem is, they sleep close to the house and I think they found what room I'm in. I see all their eyes through the windows.

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

I cannot sign in to my northwestern gmail account with my username and password anymore *without* attaching my phone as 2FA? are you joking? lol

I think you can word this a little more alarmingly, bruv

I’m gone for one week and colorado is completely on fire

apparently alan sparhawk of Low has been playing in a Ween cover band for a little while, and they recently opened for kurt vile lol

my 13 month old daughter is basically running now

the iowa corn sweat wet bulb event of 2033

just fucking awful, man

that Buttigieg child services false report situation…awful stuff

in a 6-3 vote the supreme court rules that we can beat whoever we want with sticks, especially if they are, and this is their language here, “weird”

it is a real shame that realtors are professionally trained to be complete fucking lunatics

sometimes love island feels, mostly, normal other times love island feels, well, like the radiator lady from eraserhead

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Rent is so stupid, yeah I have a subscription to housing

CNN is genuinely the worst mainstream news television product I have ever seen

"the computer is a bicycle for the mind" god this AI documentary is going to drive me completely insane

oh my fucking God

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

genetic counselor here to say that the promise of a "quick SRY swab" for "assessing gender" is LUDICROUS

ah! t.co/q70izhbZSj

that webcam has Coates looking like a thumb on Chris Hayes lmfao

"directed by Ti West" aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh no thanks

"limited number of Adam Curtis HyperNormalisation bikini tops are on depop now" he reads while choking down breakfast

boots riley gotta log off, man lol

spilled zhoug sauce all over my laptop