Always a good decision

gotta send rfk my ideas on the food pyramid

I ate too much pâté, and now I have

What are we even doing?

New: I teamed up with @elenashao.bsky.social and nytgraphics to map more than 100 public TV and radio stations that are at risk of closing as a result of tonight's vote: www.nytimes.com/interactive/... This is a time bomb that will go off in the fall, when the last federal grants run out.

The fact we have secret police whisking people off the streets doesn’t get enough attention. It ain’t normal and we’re further down the road to authoritarianism than you think.

Imagine you are a KROQ DJ entering your 30th year, 2 weeks away from retirement, about to play Sublime’s s/t LP for the 11,000th shift in a row

For the life of me I don’t understand going to the effort - time, money, everything - of running for Congress, winning, and then just rolling over. It makes no sense.

BREAKING: LA Superior Court has ruled in my favor that the public has the right to photos of sworn members of the LA County Sheriff’s Department. Judge Chaffant wrote in his decision that “the public has a strong interest in knowing the identity of its peace officers.”

here’s your 2028 campaign slogan @democrats.org

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

staging a show-and-tell about a fake genocide during a real genocide to the government that has done the most to seek justice for that real genocide is designed to break our brains. They know what they are doing. www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/w...

"This is like Gestapo-type of stuff, and it just blows my mind that there's a certain, certain ugly segment of the American pop population that's enjoying watching these families getting ripped out of their homes and, and you somehow think that America's gonna be better if this is done." - Bill Burr

RIP George Wendt. He rocked out at many a Deerhoof show over the years. Usually by himself, just there supportively digging the tunes. A big-hearted fan of great music til the end.

If you haven’t, go see the Minecraft Movie during the afternoon on a weekend. It may have single-handledly saved the very concept of the movie theater. I wasn’t sure if i was watching YouTube or the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 10/10

Im sorry i don’t send calendar invites. I understand it would be better for all of us.

You know what that means—! (It’s time to map the likely water sources for SCOTUS justices and pour sewage into them)

Bad guys obey in advance.

Just you wait til the Galactic Senate hears about this trade dispute!

Is Mr. Beast really ready to be our next president?

🆘 URGENT: Wind gusts in Gaza are nearly 40mph and tents are flying away in a winter storm expected to last the next 2 days. People are distraught and desperate for shelter‼️ Help the Sameer Project in Gaza purchase tarps to fortify tents: chuffed.org/project/1132...

Hot take: the Batmobile is less fascist-coded than a Cybertruck

To the surprise of no one, literally the only person in my life who’s raised the specter of looters during the fires is…. My landlord.

“Exxon and other major players funded misinformation campaigns to sow doubt about climate science, delaying action and worsening the crisis. California is part of a growing number of states and local governments challenging these lies through litigation.” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

This will happen more and more as corporations happily anticipate and accommodate fascist reaction. Corporate Pride is and always will be fake and craven, give your support, time and attention to your peers instead. Support a queer person's patreon, buy their prints, share their work.

Some of my fave tunes of the year on this label right here

"Who Is The Austin Powers Of The Left?" I scream as the firing squad pulls their triggers

If you love bleak, essential reporting, this one’s for you. More incredible work from ProPublica.

This 👇

Hey! Sign this petition. stop a copper mine on Lake Superior (the mine would source 1.5% copper, 98.5% waste that will be held back from dumping into the lake system holding 21% of the WORLD’s fresh water by a dam). The copper would be exported, mine closed w/in 11 yrs. Sign it. chng.it/5stMZ4Bv78

Weirdest fortune:

it’s got what plants crave!

I’m starting to think corporations don’t have our best interests at heart 🤔

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Sure the Onion buying Info Wars is great, but what's Global Tetrahedron's stance on perineal wipes for men?