America is not “a nation that calls to God in prayer.” It’s a nation where people are free to pray, worship, or reject religion entirely without government telling them which choice is “American.”

I have to admit I was already aged out of watching SpongeBob SquarePants when this episode originally aired. But my younger colleagues told me to watch this clip.

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando City victory at LAFC on Saturday. themaneland.com/2026/04/02/o...

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando Pride victory over the Chicago Stars: themaneland.com/2026/03/25/o...

The culmination of a years long bit on the PawedCast. Enjoy.

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando City victory over CF Montreal on Saturday: themaneland.com/2026/03/12/o...

New kit day.

Soccer fandom is years, months, days, hours, and seconds of heartbreak with moments of absolute joy sprinkled in sparingly. I wonder what @orlandocitysc.com's 2026 opener will be?

Me two weeks ago: I can't wait to see how Orlando City addresses the defensive needs especially at center back. At least I know the Pride will have one of the best CB pairings in the NWSL. Me today:

if this mf isn’t named DOGSO we’ve wasted this world cup imho @jeffrueter.bsky.social

I absolutely think Trinity Rodman should stay in the NWSL, but perhaps at a club with warmer weather. Make it happen, @orlpride.com.

Not the result we wanted but this team went farther than I expected two months ago. @orlpride.com #skopurp #vamosorlando

Let's Go Pride! Skopurp!!!

Having Alex Freeman play the right back position the way that he does at @orlandocitysc.com was certainly effective.

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The no call on the clear and obvious penalty against Angulo changed the match. They wonder why we wear tinfoil hats.

PawedCast! It's our 500th episode! No. 500 included a long chat with Orlando City/Pride Digital Content Manager @austindavid22.bsky.social, our Nashville rewind, a Miami preview & more (including surprises!). Proud members of the Fans First Sports Network (@ffsn.bsky.social)!

Big thanks to Duncan, Dagur Dan, and most importantly our wonderful listeners.

We're recording the 500th episode of @themaneland.bsky.social Pawedcast tonight. It's going to be a long one but we still want to hear your #asktmlpc questions.

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Florida is Purple! 💜💜💜💜

There's still time to get your #asktmlpc questions into @themaneland.bsky.social

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando City victory in a big Eastern Conference showdown Friday against the Columbus Crew:

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando City victory at Charlotte on Saturday:

Pride: 6 corners (all taken short), Zero goals. Louisville: 1 corner (taken normally), 1 goal. Just saying. #banshortcorners

How do I know Seb didn't read my article? #banshortcorners

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando Pride victory at Racing Louisville:

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando Pride victory at Bay FC.

I was getting worried. I'm pretty sure @orlpride.com have never failed to score when I attend. Dyke bailing me out at the last second.

We've always said on SkoPurp Soccer that Moorhouse is a good shot stopper.

Four. #banshortcorners. @orlpride.com

Three #banshortcorners. @orlpride.com

#banshortcorners Two corner kicks taken short. Two missed opportunities. @orlpride.com

PawedCast! Episode 483 features our Atlanta and Chicago rewinds, a breakdown of OCB's win over Chattanooga FC, a preview of OCB at Huntsville City, and more. Proud members of the Fans First Sports Network (@ffsn.bsky.social)!

Translation: "Look...I'm used to officials giving me the calls I want and that hasn't been happening. Obviously, something needs to be done about that."

43' - GOOOOAAAAAAL LUIS MURIEL! Gallese's long outlet sends the Colombian in on the right and he finishes just inside the left post. Lions lead 1-0! #MIAvORL

Our @manelanddave.bsky.social provides his three keys to an Orlando City victory on the road against Inter Miami as the fixtures continue to pile up in May.

Final Stats: Pride NC Shots 15 7 SOT 3 2 Poss 63% 37% Fouls 8 11 Yellow 1 1 Corners 8 2

FULL TIME. Pride find the equalizer in second half stoppage to take a point back to Orlando. 1-1

90+5' Banda called for offside.

90+4' Kick goes into the box, but Sams is fouled. No chance.

90+4 NC Free Kick outside the box incoming.

90+3' GOAL!!! Angelina's corner is headed by Chilufya over Murphy and into the net!!!!

90+2 Marta wins a corner. Incoming.

90+1' Kick into the box, Chilufya tried to make something of it, but it's cleared.

At least 5 minutes of stoppage time given.

90' Angelina fouled. Free kick incoming.