Threads is getting my best material right now, lol

I’ll be honest don’t matter what happened Steelers weren’t making it far

I want to know what that fan said to DK. Ruining a playoff run is big.

Detroit fans gotta be sick right now

I’m so fucking bummed Tampa lost today. I haven’t even cared about these other games, but that was a wild finish.

Rough for the Lions but it was the right call. Welp. Goff made a great effort.

Amazing whites!! Cooper DeJean!

Me all holiday season about gifts I’ve purchased people lol

The ‘problematic behavior’ to ‘age poorly’ correlation don’t ever miss.

Is anyone else annoyed by how wildly inaccurate delivery tracking has been the past year? It’s either your package has been lost to the void, or it’s delivered 2 days early when you weren’t expecting it.

Both imo. The fall is the initial response, the growing into is when the honeymoon phase wears off and the love is continued through choice, intention and consideration where it grows.

It looks beautiful. Love the color. Keep it away from me and my family.

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This. And I hate the bait and switch some parents do by charging their kids just to put it in savings for them and then ‘gift’ them back their own money when they move out. It takes no pressure off whatsoever. You have no idea how they’re scratching, scrambling and stressing to pay you.

My momma asked me what gift card she can mail me and I unabashedly said Costco 😭

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I’m so tired today. Coffee didn’t even make a dent.

Connections Puzzle #922 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Everything being subscription based is driving me up a fucking wall. Not only is it obnoxious to keep track of, but cancellation practices are back to being the Wild West because the FTC leadership is a shit show right now. So that’s fun.

I have 3 books to read and binging The Good Wife, The Good Fight and Elsbeth before the end of the year lol

Nope. Now more than ever he needs a rich wife in retirement lol

I’m a little excited about a KC-less playoff. The fix was so frustrating every year. Refs weren’t even subtle about it.

Thank God no Chiefs in the Super Bowl this season

Bye bye MAGA Mahomes and Travis Swift.

Fresh off the couch

Uh oh Mahomes is down

The Chiefs were already about to be eliminated and now Mahomes just destroyed his knee in the last 2 minutes. WOW.

I know we’re on the rerocked version of Theraflu now like they reformulated the old FourLoko, but I would argue this still has crack in it. There’s no way I’m half sick and feel this good 😂

This is the time of year I always wonder why my skin feels like it is on fire and it’s inevitably because I haven’t moisturized enough. ‘Tis the season for thick oils, creams and butters straight out of the shower.

So far, the only person I agree with (with no exceptions) is the little girl who called her momma childish for drinking Mountain Dew past 40.

Dr. Pepper is just IBC root beer with a better marketing budget.

Root beer is Depression era soda

Facts

I don’t know what jurisdiction this is, but you normally can’t voluntarily contract away child support payment or custody agreements. It’s a separate standard altogether that the court uses to determine what’s in the best interests of the child.

If God gave me an ass to go along with this face and chest, I would’ve had all the infinity stones in my grasp. Alas.

Cream soda is better than root beer by a mile.

Every year my skin just keep getting blacker, and darker. AND BLACKER, AND DARKER

Black folks love rosé 😭

LMFAO! I remember I had a line brother go through a breakup and this mane was drinking Nuvo out the bottle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omgggg nuvo 🥹

Back taxes

Child support is in arrears

College was really something lmaoooo. Those Nuvo bottles went triple platinum in 08

At a certain level of celebrity it would be more strange for someone to *not* know who you are, so it becomes a question of intention to connecting with them personally without fanning out. Don’t make it weird and they don’t.

The acting in the first Terminator film is crazy, and not in a good way 😭

Oh, it’s a trend? 🙂‍↕️🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 Heavy on the last caption 😘

The freest I’ve ever been is after extricating myself from this belief. I’m not begging. Not personally. Not professionally. Clap your hands and stomp your feet because you had the pleasure of meeting me, beloved.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🥹

At first I thought the caption was referring to Epcot, but quickly learned that was the brokest assumption I could’ve made 😭😭