Guy on the train is lowkey blowing vape smoke on his baby

Jackass is science

Why dont you listen to a little Nettles and maybe youll calm down

Happy Easter bloomfies

So obsessed with this jesus protrait at the vietnamese place down the street from me

Old queens next to me at the cafe being playfully catty with one another… breakfast on the way… the world spins on 🤩

I actually dont want to hear/see anything about wicked ever again i hate hate hate wicked (and ariana grande)

New robyn album kinda flopped sorry but i was boredddddd

Week <3

Two tattoos scheduled for my bday week 😛

The people i thirst follow on instagram keep following me back and im getting scared!

Wide winter -> slutty spring

Hola bloomfies 😛

Sorry but if someone starts talking about how much they love therapy on a date its an immediate block

fuck a boy get him pregnant

open.spotify.com/track/14udRE... not many will understand…

I sense the sadness of Slayyyyter and find it resonant

Something shifted…

Beginning my cut since Spring is here… who else got scared?

Fuck therapy im going to do something that will make me worse (psychoanalysis)

Oh her? Well thats mother of course!

Currently chatting with ukrainian trade who is mean to me

Tell a gay guy that you dont like a dark room and they start talking to you like something is wrong with you

Lots of new gay guy followes after posting my whoreish pic… the plan is working

Como se dice nonbinary bear trade?

When slayyyter said “i hope i die, im doing drugs tonight” that really resonated

Where does one find Arthur Russell trade?

im still here

Friend was supposed to order us an uber but i came out of the club and she “found us a ride” with a russian guy…

Reminder: carnal is a normal mode

In 2026 u have to choose whether to be drunk all the time or tweaking on amphetamines: choose wisely!

Stream Dying For You

When a guy looks a little tweaky: 😍😍😍

Scruff is a psychological experiment designed to torture me

Addicted to the concept of bogan

Forcing myself to eat protein slop every night is chipping away at my will to live

The key to living in chicago is avoiding what i like to call Nashville zones: Wicker Park, Logan Square, and Wrigley

Turkish coworker asked me what I think about Kurds 😶

Posting this in 2013… ive been on this woke shit forever

Sometimes u have to have a crashout weekend to be reborn into a corpo week

Methinks it is time for a reread of faggots

Well it was tacky to begin with so if anything this is an improvement

Phone call with an attorney this morning where he asked me what my pronouns were then proceeded to call me a dumbass and said he wanted to make me uncomfortable 😛

The “nervous system regulation” trend is almost certainly a psyop. I have no proof of this but i know it to be true

Everybuggy get more bald plz!

Love makes the world go rounddddddddd

You have to be woo in 2026 or ur going to die

Abel stone is the goat

Tweek

Iphone updated and is now providing AI generated responses to texts…