How can I be careless when I worry myself sick? That sure sounds like a lot of caring involved to me.

Careless not malicious

“ I understand you want to speak with an agent, but we fired them all because we like money.”

I ONLY LISTENED TO -TWO- SONGS 😟😫

A sudden Truck-kun appears! Do you evade or stand ground?

About ready to grab @damarmar.bsky.social , go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

*shaves random followers*

Willful ignorance should be painful.

What if I am just an organic LLM ??

the squirrel is coming from inside the brain!!

Getting older is like being out on the ocean in the Ship of Theseus but then at some point the guys just decided against replacing the decayed parts.

For years a little factoid has lived in my head about the U.S. flags left on the moon, that unfiltered sunshine bleached them pure white long ago. (Yes, we surrendered the moon. Takeoff likely knocked them down anyhow) Recently I was reminded this is true of the Roman statues. Forgot about ruins!

What in the Minecraft is this shit? Why do I see brutalist columns in a movie about ANTIQUITY? Unlike modern film makers, ancient people were not allergic to color and wouldn’t have these plain blocky-ass columns.

so what we do is: Invent a device that captures, records if you will, the complex bioelectrical patterns of the brain. Pretty common scifi these days. Also, we need to be able to do it from a long distance, let's say no less than geosynchronous earth orbit. Just to be sure. And then---!

Love it. Also reminded of the 'full quote', "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness", which supposedly is -NOT- by O. Wilde. but anyway. hee hee.

MY HUMAN WASHED MY BLANKIE PROS: FEELS NICE, IS WARM CONS: I HAVE TO FIX THE SCENT

it seems as if i am being squirrelled much more frequently these days!

You ground pounder vets out there can vouch for the accuracy of this one.

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them! Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.

Ran across this burn today. “He’s filed for bankruptcy more times than he’s had consensual sex.” Yeah, you know who.

Why am I?

In my 70+ years on the internet I’ve never seen anyone lie.

#mildlyinteresting overhead water leak at Walmart.

When you go to dictate a reminder, but your brain is cottage cheese.

No, I’m not A.I. to the best of my knowledge. However I’m told the previous skeets are the current flavor of A.I. writing. So maybe I just helped feed the machine…

No fluff. Just shouting into the void here. This is not a rant. It is a reflection. Not a complaint, but an observation. Not chaos. Clarity. Short sentences. Fragmented thoughts. Pauses for weight. You feel it.

I can’t decide between being pissed off at the arrogance or grumbly that at least they USE the blinker.

Leeroy. Jenkins. youtu.be/AuGx_rzCUxg?...

Have they come out with Eurobeat country music yet? What about New Age thrash?

Me - “What’s wrong with me?” @damarmar.bsky.social “honey i have to work tomorrow so I don’t have time to go over that list.”

This is true. It is the best email I got this year.

No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???

I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.

What A Weird Country We Live In

why would you run ethernet cable through a mains breaker box?

“Make salute.”

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

@dmdash71.bsky.social i like this guy, he funny like you :) #chrisboden youtube.com/shorts/3wrV0...

But why updog?

I need a third hand so I can drop things more effectively.

OMG

“window cheese”

I cannot recall the day when curbs and I became officially certified as mortal enemies. It was most likely before I became legally authorized to operate a motor vehicle. Nevertheless, suffice it to say that me and curbs have a ~history~.