Jimmy Pete
@jimmypete.bsky.social
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Comedian, writer, pilot, tinker.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
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'I wouldn't even know where to go': Former US marine facing deportation to NZ
Paul Canton has not lived in NZ for 50 years and served as a US marine, but is now facing deportation to a country with which he has "no connection".
https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360952957/i-wouldnt-even-know-where-go-former-us-marine-facing-deportation-nz
about 2 hours ago
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Starmer giving Trump the Pottery Barn Rule treatment.
2 days ago
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Can't wait to see Lindsay wearing Trump's gift of oversized 👠
6 days ago
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It would be hilarious if FIFA gave next year's peace prize to Obama and made it twice as big and gold.
6 days ago
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The peaceful method of defeating theocracy is abandoning the invisible psychopath in the sky. Anyone can do it. All it takes is a tiny bit of reason.
6 days ago
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Acyn
8 days ago
Schatz: We don’t know for sure, but the likely bombing of an elementary school with one of our Tomahawk missiles is not a one-off mistake. It is the result of a change in policy so that the United States has way looser rules of engagement — way more tolerance for civilian harm.
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I remember when that boy genius Jared solved the middle east.
12 days ago
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Can't wait to see Markwayne's CECOT glamour photos
13 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
13 days ago
This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.
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So is Lewandowski still picking up a paycheck?
13 days ago
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Kathryn
14 days ago
Donald desperately wants to drop a nuke.
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Aaron Rupar
14 days ago
Neguse demolishes Noem (2/2)
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Aaron Rupar
14 days ago
"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)
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Every one of those F-15s costs your family about half of what it costs for a doctor's appointment.
16 days ago
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Raider
17 days ago
Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.
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I remember when genius Jared brought permanent Peace to the middle east before walking away with two billion.
18 days ago
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Is this rich or what?
www.cnn.com/2026/02/27/p...
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Trump administration designates Iran as a state sponsor of wrongful detention | CNN Politics
The Trump administration on Friday formally designated Iran as a state sponsor of wrongful detention, the latest move to ratchet up pressure and penalize Iran for its history of imprisoning US citizen...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/27/politics/trump-iran-state-sponsor-wrongful-detention
19 days ago
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The Tennessee Holler
20 days ago
30 years. This video should be on every network.
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Fatale Distraction
26 days ago
You are not required to give notice. Show up, do not leave until they let you in. Bring tents and sleeping bags. Bring your lawyers and private security. Show them you mean fucking business.
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So how about a class action for $500 per American directly from the guy who illegally taxed us
26 days ago
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Nash Is Here For It
30 days ago
Wow.
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The United States government should not be in the business of propping up crypto pyramids.
about 1 month ago
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Hey, whatever happened to the video of the second strike on that boat in the Caribbean?
about 1 month ago
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Trump wants Dulles Airport named after him so from now on I'm calling it King David Dennison Dulles Airport
about 1 month ago
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Doesn't this poison the ocean?
www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...
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French authorities sink tonnes of cocaine bound for Australia, then release suspects
Crewed by Honduran and Ecuadorian nationals, the ship was intercepted by French armed forces in international waters two weeks ago.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/586144/french-authorities-sink-tonnes-of-cocaine-bound-for-australia-then-release-suspects
about 1 month ago
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Trump wants NYC's Penn Station named after him. So let's call it the David Dennison Station.
about 1 month ago
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May the pyramid collapse.
about 1 month ago
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Dude throws our data around like it's trash and then wants $10 Bil because his own IRS leaked his info.
www.marketwatch.com/story/the-so...
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The Social Security data breach is a national-security disaster that could hurt Americans for the rest of their lives: whistleblower
Every American’s personal data is at risk of fraud after DOGE’s alleged mismanagement, Social Security’s former chief data officer tells MarketWatch.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-social-security-data-breach-is-a-national-security-disaster-that-could-hurt-americans-for-the-rest-of-their-lives-whistleblower-fdb1254d
about 1 month ago
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I wonder who has signature authority over the account in Qatar
about 1 month ago
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So he's closing the Trump Kennedy Center. Let's have an Alt Kennedy Center without him.
about 1 month ago
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They've trapped those ICE recruits in with the $10k/year bonus repay scheme that we've been laughing about. If we want them to quit then we need to give them an amnesty window.
about 2 months ago
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Has Tim Apple left a glowing review for the Melania biopic yet? 😂 You know the Queen will demand one 😂
about 2 months ago
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Remember when GITMO was the incarceration scandal?
about 2 months ago
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 2 months ago
If Trump is willing to remove ICE from Minnesota if they hand over their voter rolls, then there really isn't an "emergency" need for them to be there.
www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-m...
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Bondi seeks Minnesota voter rolls, welfare data to "help bring back law and order" in wake of shootings
Attorney General Pam Bondi is pushing Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz to let the federal government access state voter rolls and welfare data, as tensions flare in Minneapolis after a man was shot and killed ...
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-minnesota-voter-rolls-welfare-data-walz-immigration-shootings/
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Y'all might enjoy the schadenfreude when MAGA farmers bellyache about going bankrupt, but Trump is orchestrating a famine sure as shit.
about 2 months ago
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Franken-Pattern
about 2 months ago
It still passed. The United States has just funded a secret, masked death squad in its own country against its own people. Its unforgivable. The Two Party System just screwed us all, and We won't forget it. Renee Good's children won't.
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If the autopen is illegal, then why isn't Scott Bessent's hand-signed signature on all our dollar bills?
about 2 months ago
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Cancer has nominated President Trump for the Nobel Peace Price for ending the war against it.
about 2 months ago
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He knows the difference between a giraffe and a zebra, but not Norway and Denmark.
about 2 months ago
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King David Dennison is lucky the cognitive test doesn't ask him the difference between Denmark and Norway.
about 2 months ago
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Greenland is defended by two sled dogs so King David Dennison is sending Kristi over to take care of that.
about 2 months ago
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Good luck getting Greenlanders to pay American health insurance rates
about 2 months ago
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Will we soon be fighting against our own weaponry v NATO?
2 months ago
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The party of states rights 😂 😂 😂
2 months ago
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Adam Parkhomenko
2 months ago
They later claim he “reached for something” after illegally searching him and discovering a legally owned firearm in a conceal-carry state. The video contradicts them. If refusing to “carry papers” gets a U.S. citizen assaulted and arrested, this isn’t law enforcement. It’s a police state.
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Dr Yannick Veilleux-Lepage
2 months ago
🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
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Dr Yannick Veilleux-Lepage
2 months ago
So when authorities say “she tried to run over an officer,” that is not a neutral description. It is a claim of intent that can be used to justify lethal force after the fact. When the state kills first and invents the threat afterward, it is not policing, it is death squad behavior. /end
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You'll come out of surgery with three arms and six fingers
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
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Arrest the ringleader of the conspiracy.
2 months ago
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