LEPRECHAAAAAAAUUUNNNN!

Bella asks, “Mama, where is my treato (vitamin)? I must have my treato before I can eat my noms.” Sorry, baby girl, Mama had a senior moment. Treato has now been given, and Bella is happily munching her breakfast. Crisis averted. I think my dog inherited my autism.

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Ok Kegseth, let’s hear your Nahuatl.

The Ashes of the American Flag Naples, 2026

Fine, vote Blue no matter who, but I am so tired of smart, savvy Black women being told to take a seat and let the white man have the job.

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I’m so bummed that I wasn’t able to meet the creators on Sunday due to a bad bout of Pestilence (flu), but I’ve got my copy of the new book!

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

The current flu hit me on Thursday. This is some Middle Ages style shit. The only humour I haven’t seen is black bile.

He doesn’t know the names of the countries in Europe. And now he’s on to the windmills.

I never quote W, but just this once: “Well, that was some weird shit.”

Beautiful! I freakin’ love New York!

Here’s a thought…if they aren’t there, there will be zero chance of them being “surrounded by agitators.” I’ll take my $50000 fee for solving your problem in a CAVA bag, thanks.

If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!

Granted, I’m fairly naive, but it has taken me 50 years to truly understand what George Carlin meant about the club that we’re not in. Today I’m at the laundromat because our dryer is busted, and it’s going to cost more than $20 to wash and dry 3 loads. I can’t imagine having to do this every 1/2

I’m ready to throw my computer through the window. I applied for a new job, and I need to find out if my wife’s doctors are covered by the new employer’s health plan. Apparently, there is NO EASY WAY TO DO THIS. Why the fuck is it so hard to find out if a doctor is a part of a specific health plan?

When I was an undergraduate, we had a time during finals when quiet hours were suspended and we could all scream or make as much noise as we wanted to for 10 minutes. I think we need that daily from now until they’re all gone.

Stephen Miller isn’t even running the tweets by him any more. He doesn’t care. He’s forgotten about the ballroom, the arc de Trump, the Kennedy Center, the Board of Peace, Venezuela, all of it.

The new movie about Melanoma has a 6% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Of course, the Magats are gushing about it, but not a single one is talking about the movie’s content — just its subject. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Commander Cowpat is out! I could weep with joy. That’s the first good news I’ve heard in a LONG time!

If this surprises you, you haven’t been paying attention.

You should know that over on Truth Toilet, Trump is farting on about his stupid fucking ballroom and accusing the National Trust for Historic Preservation of being "Radical Left" and of getting "their money from the most unusual of places," in case you wondered what he's giving a shit about today.

I’m taking another pottery class today. I would never call myself an artist — I can’t draw, paint, play music, or build anything. There’s just something about getting my hands into some clay that helps my spirit to rest just for a short time. It’s helping me keep my sanity intact.

SHUT. IT. DOWN. NO. MORE. FUNDING. FOR. DONALD’S. GESTAPO. (Unless it’s to house them in maximum security prison where they belong)

I forced myself to go to my pottery class, and I’m so glad I did. I need to slow down and regulate right now. This is the largest piece I’ve ever thrown.

I just had 15 voicemails appear on my phone from the beginning of December through today. One of them from more than a month ago was important. I just never got it until now. WTF, Verizon?

Interesting headlines. Note that none of them say “Jack Smith confirms Donald’s criminality.”

Mike Fanone and Ivan Raiklin get into it at the Jack Smith hearing.

NEW: I'm releasing tomorrow's show tonight. It's too important. An internal DHS memo instructs ICE to kick your door in without a proper warrant. Please share widely: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZY...

UK friends, don’t let Charles debase himself any more than he did by having Donald as his guest. Besides, the U.S. didn’t make it to 250 years. Democracy here died last year.

Norway didn’t give him the Nobel (which isn’t awarded by the Norwegian government), so Denmark has to give him Greenland? In what universe?

We stand with Greenland. 🇬🇱 Fuck this guy.

My anxiety is so bad right now that I can’t even walk normally. How the hell are we supposed to keep functioning?

"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

Are we?

He’s threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act. Folks, please remain peaceful.

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I saw a defaced billboard on the way to work today lauding ICE and cheering the raids and the deportation of “illegals.” Except “illegals” was spelled wrong. 🙄 Nazis can’t even Nazi right.

Impeach Remove Prosecute Abolish ICE Bring back the immigrants Expand the Court Release the Epstein Files

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