Ever since we got a combo washer/dryer, our electric bill has plummeted. It was so worth it. Now we just need to hook it up to solar panels and we’ll be golden.

Does anyone else feel as though they’ve aged 20 years since 2025?

Happy Saturday! ☕️☔️🎶☮️🌸🐝💗

Fun — we have a burst pipe in our building, the person whose unit it’s in has been gone for 3 weeks leaving a small dog alone, there is a two inch deep puddle feet from our door, there are 3 cops and a fire engine outside, they’re mowing the lawns, and I’m trying to work from home. #chaos

Timeline cleanse!

We observe Memorial Day weekend as free, very fortunate people. Thank you to our fallen warriors. We will never forget you. We honor you.

I’ve been making pottery for about 2 months now. This is my first piece that isn’t strictly a cylinder. I’m pretty proud of it. Please clap.

Making pottery is teaching me patience. Specifically that I have none.

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@bobcesca.bsky.social Hey Bob, I see you’re doing autographs at ST:LV! It’s about time they got a real celebrity to appear. 😉 I’ll see you there if we don’t have a civil war or martial law by then. 🖖

I’m not happy with California’s jungle primary system. I want Katie Porter, but I voted for Becerra because I think he has a better chance of actually getting on the ballot. We can’t take the chance that the choice ends up being between two fascists.

Question for Randi Rhodes fans: does anyone know the name of the Ukrainian song she used to play and where I can find it?

Younger generations won’t get it.

I just scored a ticket to the Blues Traveler/Gin Blossoms/Spin Doctors gig at the Hollywood Bowl! Music is Medicine.

The 2028 Democratic presidential candidate who will get my support is whoever pledges to erase Donald's face and name from everything and reverses all of his executive orders.

It feels like they’re ramping up their agenda. They want to get rid of as many people as possible before the ship fully sinks.

Unconscionable cruelty

Absolutely deranged

“What should we do with a drunken Hegseth . . . early in the morning?” Courtesy of Iran!

I’m actually getting a tax refund this year for the first time in a long time. I’m going to increase my charitable donations to groups Donald would hate in response.

Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon: #artemis #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Some of my favorite signs from my local No Kings protest

Not sure which side they’re on…

Happy No Kings Caturday!

LEPRECHAAAAAAAUUUNNNN!

Bella asks, “Mama, where is my treato (vitamin)? I must have my treato before I can eat my noms.” Sorry, baby girl, Mama had a senior moment. Treato has now been given, and Bella is happily munching her breakfast. Crisis averted. I think my dog inherited my autism.

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Ok Kegseth, let’s hear your Nahuatl.

The Ashes of the American Flag Naples, 2026

Fine, vote Blue no matter who, but I am so tired of smart, savvy Black women being told to take a seat and let the white man have the job.

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I’m so bummed that I wasn’t able to meet the creators on Sunday due to a bad bout of Pestilence (flu), but I’ve got my copy of the new book!

If Trump really wants to destroy Iran he should go be its president for a few months.

Read it again. We killed 85 schoolgirls this morning.

The current flu hit me on Thursday. This is some Middle Ages style shit. The only humour I haven’t seen is black bile.

He doesn’t know the names of the countries in Europe. And now he’s on to the windmills.

I never quote W, but just this once: “Well, that was some weird shit.”

Beautiful! I freakin’ love New York!

Here’s a thought…if they aren’t there, there will be zero chance of them being “surrounded by agitators.” I’ll take my $50000 fee for solving your problem in a CAVA bag, thanks.