We truly live in the dumbest timeline

Edith: I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. ... Um... Imagination... ... ... ... Desecration

My most viewed actors of 2026 so far #NoRegerts

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Just watched Return to Silent Hill (2026) ffs

DON'T BUY TRAIN TICKETS IN ADVANCE! On 1 April, the government is quietly changing the rules. Off-Peak & Anytime tickets become non-refundable after 23:59 the day BEFORE you travel. If you wake up & find your event cancelled, NO REFUNDS, even on £100+ tickets. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/far...

Just picked up Kinji Fukasaku’s 1977 film, Hokuriku Proxy War. An absolute blinder of a movie. One of the few Fukasaku joints available on Blu I’d yet to collect

Having a great year of film viewing so far. Definitely not pushed myself outside of my comfort zone, but the world is on fire and that’s why comfort zones exist

Inside me there are twelve wolves

As a parent of a young kid I like to think I’m pretty understanding when you need to plop a screen in front of your child to get through a meal out in public. Although, letting that kid play Baby Shark on repeat for 45 minutes should be illegal.

Especially with the success of K-Pop Demon Hunters I think 4*Town could’ve popped.

#NowWatching Truck Rascals: A 5,000 Kilometer Run under The Scorching Sun (1979). The last one was a real shot in the arm for the series and I've heard good things about this one too

Same bullshit we had with the Christopher Lee documentary the other year ffs

Look, I know we all hate him and he’s the worst but could you all just please stop fucking talking about him

Edith’s latest YouTube obsession before bed is an old lady in Azerbaijan who cooks and bakes on her rustic farm. No dialogue. Just asmr and food prep

Yeah, as someone who uses Apple TV, this isn't the same thing as a Wishlist. In fact, it's really not helpful at all

#NowListening to Siouxsie and the Banshees - Juju (1981). Lots on today, and the needle on my coffee gauge is dipping dangerously low

"The 45-second film, made around 1897, was the first appearance on film of what might be called a robot" HELL. YES.

#NowWatching Truck Rascals: Another Odyssey of Momojiro (1978) because I'm a creature of habit and there's ten of these movies ffs

Fuck you Variety. Anybody who pays to see this movie is a scab, and I don’t care how entrenched your fandom is

Just marked 100 consecutive first-time watches with the 6th Torakku Yarō movie. Thank heavens for archive dot orgasm

It’s happening again

Just blocked someone because of their cunty attitude. The funny thing was I’ve no idea what they were responding to. Just saw their bullshit and decided, No

The X-Files reboot is getting a pilot and I am going to say what I have always said... (to absolutely nobody because who cares what I say LOL) Keep it a monster of the week show

#NowWatching Trucksters of Guts (1977). The fifth of ten Truck Rascals movies. Sonny Chiba rocks up in this one and Nagisa Katahira plays the would-be love interest.

Is… is she going to boff her son?

You know you’re parenting right when your daughter excitedly points out a kid wearing a Parappa the Rapper beanie

I have no idea what they’re talking about. The Simpsons ended after 8 incredible seasons

Made one comment about a green felt children’s character’s voice and jfc some of the responses

#NowWatching Truck Rascals in Fever Heat aka Truck Guys 4: Free To Do Anything aka Truck Yaro Fever Heat (1976). Chieko Matsubara rocks up in this one so I'm a happy chappy indeed

Edith’s rediscovered Helpsters and I couldn’t be happier. It’s a shame AppleTV never made a fourth season

Catching up with the recent Muppet Show offering on Disney+ and that Kermit voice is aggressively bad. Like, if they’d introduced that voice actor as Kermit’s long-lost cousin, Ian because Kermit was on vacation or something it would’ve been easier to take.

#NowReading Cory Doctorow’s Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It.

London’s “worst mass eviction in recent history” is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Aziz’s Criterion Capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

#NowWatching Truckster Goes to Hokkaido AKA Truck Caro 3: Home Sick First Star (1976). I love that this is my evening routine for the next week. Pure comfort viewing

In all my years on PlayStation I’ve never had so much fuckery in trying to play a game. Forza Horizon 5 is doing my head in

What I really want from a sequel to The Mummy

All ten of these movies are sat on Archive dot orgasm. So yes, I will absolutely be watching them all.

Thinking about this nonsense yet again

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Aaaaaaand Edith’s back to coughing in the night. This house is once again cursed by child lurgy Just in time for the weekend ffs

Oh, you'd better believe I'm #NowWatching Truck Rascals II: Wild Trucker (1975). There's a smidge of Carry On, a smattering of Smokey and the Bandit, and lot of heart in the first one. I'm hoping this one's similar. lbr I'll probably end up watching all ten regardless

Could he just pop a bollock and die shitting himself now, please

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

new favourite dinosaur just dropped