Just watched Wacko (1982). As a horror spoof I'd say the jokes land about 65% of the time. The band Avalon features in the movie and has several songs on the soundtrack and guys... they're bitchin'

Jeanette just text me to say her work lunch was so damned good that her bosses cancelled all afternoon meetings. Proper jelly

The year is 2036. Stanley Tucci is loaded into the back of a flatbed truck which tours Italy at a crawl. Town by town the locals stuff rustic cuisine into his toothy orifice. The production crew document every groan and grunt he makes, convinced this season will be his last

Edith: I’ll go get my toothbrush and the mayonnaise. Me: I think you mean toothpaste Edith: No… the mayonnaise

I'm putting a team together

Taps the sign repeatedly as it's Bone Temple week!

Thought I'd saved a beer for when I finished the last of the marking. I didn't. "Fuck you, Me from the past"!

#NowWatching the 1991 Dean Koontz adaptation, Servants of Twilight (ty Tubi) and Grace Zabriskie just rocked up. Now I KNOW this is going to be a fun time at the (tv) movies

For my own sanity I need to go back to just shouting into the void about trashy films

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

Fair warning: If you follow me and you’ve got nothing in your bio, and you’ve never posted anything of your own, and barely anyone follows you, I will block you. You ain’t human

Seriously tho. What the fuck are any of you still doing on The Platform Formerly Known As Twitter?

Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US. If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.

The first time Charlie Chaplin spoke onscreen, he implored the people of the world to resist the rising tide of fascism. Nearly 90 years later, it remains a timely message.

I’m doing a Belinda Bauer season and don’t you dare try and stop me!

Watching an 80s movie starring Gary Bussey, and baby Arnold Volsoo rocked up skinny as a rake... with hair!

Today I watched Fountain of Youth, and The Electric State all for the promise of a whiff of Tucci

Happy 1st birthday to my Bluesky pinnacle

Look, all I’m saying is that the reaction to this would’ve been insane if we hadn’t had that long-ass deckchair reveal video

I'm just a boy sitting in front of a laptop asking my students to not delete the .zip part of their goddamned .zip folders For fucketh's sake

How your warm regards find me

Just got sent a Warm Regards

A couple of trashy 80s movies sandwiched betwixt Stanley Tucci's most recent directorial features. It's been a helluva few days

Guys, steel yourselves... ... I bought a taupe phone case and it's ugly as sin

This needs to be seen more - excellent anti-gambling companies attack piece by Christopher Eccleston. Good gag at 42s as well youtu.be/R6ufZU1pgs8?...

Bed, Bath and Bouchet.

#NowWatching Uninvited (1988) for my unplanned George Kennedy double bill

#NowWatching Savage Dawn (1985). I dated her back in 2003. Absolutely destroyed my genitals

Cannot wait for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

Studio Canal: Rejoice as we add entire films to our YouTube channel that you’ll have to watch in five minute chucks because of the ridiculous amount of ad breaks we put in.

Edith: Daddy can you shave your beard but keep the moustache. - half an hour later - Jeanette: You’re not keeping that

#NowReading Peter Ackroyd - Innovation. I mean… I’ve read the others so I may as well get British history of the 20th century read too

Starting the new year in the standard way by watching a random assortment of bits and bobs.

Building up a small collection of Japanese DVDs that I cannot source English subtitles for. What on earth am I playing at?

Cannot wait for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

It’s 2026. Could somebody please pull their finger out and produce a proper documentary focussing on Wendy Carlos

#NowWatching John Huston’s Phobia (1980) which is already better than Prizzi’s Honor

I’ll do dry January next year

Come get your House of Tucci tees over on Teepublic!

Edith’s starting the new year in the best way possible. Watching YouTube videos of Aussie confectioners making rock candy that looks like animated characters

New year New Top Four on @letterboxd.social

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Love that my 2025 LB milestones end with ultra rare Paul Dano

How I’m walking out of 2025

Queen Shit

Wait. MTV still had music channels?