Ran into Brady Quinn at a dorm party at Notre Dame and had a few beers with him. Was a really nice, down to earth guy!

Ruin two bands by combining them: Greta Van Fleetwood Mac

Going from zero covid cases in my facility on Friday to 12 this morning was not how I wanted to start my week!

Many are saying: Bear Down

My big problem with this season of Stranger Things is…it’s season 5. How many dozens of times have they been in the upside down now? They just completely missed the giant meat wall until now? Even with Hopper doing grid searches?

Make a Bond movie casual From Russia with warm regards

You there boy, is that beef bourguignon’d?

…I chuckle to myself on a 65 degree Christmas Eve

Through an unfortunate confluence of work and scheduling, Christmas is just me, the wife, and kid this year. Decided to make beef bourguignon because it’s not super fancy or difficult or anything. Dear friends, the ingredients cost me $115. Jesus Christ.

Erika Kirk has a very Huckabee physiognomy

FUCK THE PACKERS!!! BEAR DOWN!!!

HOLY FUCK BEAR DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!!! FUCK THE PACKERS!!!

🐻the fuck ⬇️

Cardiac Bears still in play

🐻⬇️

I haven’t seen Alabama come out flat like this since THE LAST GAME THEY PLAYED WHICH FOR SOME REASON THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF COMMITTEE PRETENDED DID NOT HAPPEN

Vought is one of the top three or four enemies of the Constitution & American democracy. His removal from power is one of the highest priorities for any project of checking the dictatorship's lawless wielding of the vast powers of the state

I don’t know how to explain myself but every time I see Bari Weiss I assume she’s surrounded by a blistering cloud of fart

Horrific

When It finally happens, his kids should be forced into a Clockwork Orange situation where their eyelids are held open and they’re forced to read all the tweets celebrating his death while they’re in jail

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

Michigan needs to hire a coach with experience. Someone seasoned, who has recruited all over the country. Let’s all welcome the next head coach of the Michigan Wolverines: Brian Kelly!!!

What

Caleb…sweetie…that throw was terrible

Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke

This is the worst selection committee we've ever had. Cannot believe Alabama didn't even drop one spot after the SEC title game blowout. Cannot believe they waited until the final reveal to flip Miami-ND. Could have done it at ANY point.

If the argument for your high ranking is that you made it to the conference championship game, then surely you must be penalized for losing that game while having negative rushing yards

Reposting this from when I saved it after they lost to Florida State

Bama is just reminding the committee that they’re still the same team that lost to Florida State

Walking around the christkindlmarket eating a knödel like an apple

It’s only been 5 days but, so far, Zoloft gets two enthusiastic thumbs-up from your old pal Druggy

I don't care if you think that AI can do some really nifty things. It's being rammed down our throats by obscenely wealthy men who are also, obviously, both dangerously right-wing and mentally unstable, and no rational society should be allowing that to happen. End of discussion.

Every time I see any headline about Alex Karp I’m like wow this guy sounds like a real psychopath, maybe the government should do something about this (that isn’t giving him billions of dollars). Anyway, something for the next Dem to strongly consider!

A Mark Sweeney autographed baseball. He was the only player on the Cardinals that day willing to sign baseballs for kids hanging over the railing in the stands.

I have high cholesterol but in my defense we got BBQ for dinner Saturday night and the burnt ends were very fatty but also very tasty and I will not apologize for this

I think I would do fine in the Upside Down. I may even thrive there. You don’t know

Jesus fucking Christ, Lane. Just get it over with already

Wow congrats to UCLA’s coach for also escaping from New York with Snake Plisskin

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Humpback whale Wobbegong shark Scalloped hammerhead Whale shark Dwarf minke whale Once upon a time we went scuba diving a lot

Putting my daughter to bed… Daughter: I’m sad Me: why are you sad? Daughter: I love my daddy 🥹🥹🥹

Big Dom is solely responsible for the Eagles loss and they should exile him from the team (no I didn’t watch the game but he is a stain on the rest of us Italians)

The freaks and weirdos, in this case “Mr. Fantasy”, who is currently dry-humping a pirate ship float, are always my least favorite part of the Macy’s parade

Hey given recent events can anyone think of a reason why Afghans may have an axe to grind with the US military? Surely this wasn’t just happenstance!

Been in a big Talking Heads phase lately and I think my favorite part of Stop Making Sense is that David Byrne seems like he’s having more fun than anyone else in the building. Like he’s letting you in on an elaborate inside joke.

“Vote for me and when the AI bubble bursts, I’ll divide and send whatever amount they decide they need to stay solvent to every American” would sweep all 50 states

If the military came and said they were court martialling me, years and years after I left the military, for insane petty shit like this, I would simply respond by asking how many men they were willing to risk to do so

Wrecked

That’s ok, I’ll keep watching that garbage