This woman? Today I'll unveil a secret. On this thread I'll tell you EXACTLY who (theoretically) killed Lisa. This is a long thread so here's the warning :P 🧵

Mom-And-Pop Loan Sharks Being Driven Out By Big Credit-Card Companies https://theonion.com/mom-and-pop-loan-sharks-being-driven-out-by-big-credit-1819566055/

goog morning

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

mike love presents frown #ame

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

PEOPLE/DONJ.GIF

Congratulations everyone

https://prnt.sc/wvun9

Pragmata sketch 🙏

I’m not like him. I’ll never be like him. #ff7

so apparently the maya files from the famous "here comes pacman" video were released

It’s kind of hard to work on yourself when people keep putting you down

Guy molests a gifted kid call that shit rapegenius.com

i mean fair man you got me

Guy molests a gifted kid call that shit rapegenius.com

how it feels to retweet 20 bleets/skeets saying "trump is a doodoo head"

To the tune of Beetlebum by Blur: Diddyblud What you've done? She's a victim Now what you've done, diddyblud?

Making the most out of these wooden signs I bought from da goodwill!

Take Her to a Hotel, Film the SEX on Hidden Camera, and Sell it as Porn. By Ex Actor vol. 6

🚨 DO NOT SCROLL 🚨 me and my mother are now officially trapped in our car. we can't afford the hotels anymore, and we have nobody left who can. please read the image attached and donate to my gofundme if you can. gofund.me/89040b44c #gofundme #signalboost

Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???

white people when sgt. pepper's lonely hearts band starts playing

what an album

Alice in Chains (1995) also known as Tripod (or the Dog Album/Record)

Megaman Zero -GBA, Capcom, 2002

How do you get shown up on trans rep in mainstream comics by Japan, a country with some of the most draconian anti-lgbt laws of any fist world nation.

my deltarune theory is that the cia is releasing the game in an episodic manner as to delay my suicide

On this date in 1945, Hitler retreated to his Führerbunker where he would never come out. Press S in chat to spit, and may all fascists follow the way of their leader!

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

does this make sense or am I crazy

Hi! My mom's scheduled for cataract laser surgery in February. That means I'm still needed at home w/c limits my job opportunities/applications til March. Would really appreciate if you could comm or check out other ways to support me. Just for bills. Thanks sm again!!! 🧡🧡🧡🥺