burger and banana drink tonight?

waking up at 11;30 am and being on your phone for an hour before getting up is normal and i dont want to hear anything from any of you about it

i love my cat, my dog, my shawty, and my shawtys dog

cat on my left puppy on my right

waking up everyday and loveposting

@fortnite please fix your problems my lover needs to unlock marge to cure their hangover

Taking a killer joke completely stony faced, and as I wait for the laughter to die down I reach out and squeeze the man’s shoulder. “That was really funny,” I say, as he looks at me along the length of my arm. “I didn’t laugh because i’m trying to keep my nasolabial folds from deepening further.”

tattooing donnie darko tattoo

coworker leavinf Gunk on my machine what gives !

someone put viruses in my beautiful partner's phone

telling the barista that i have over 1000 followers and get incredible engagement on each post

i cut my bangs at 2am and they look so bad

i had a dream that my tooth fell out and there were these hyper realistic bunny stuffed animals for sale at the bank

what do persimmons taste like and how do you eat them

i have the recipe for life but i dont have the gluten free flour that it requires. my snap benefits are going away

i have the recipe but i dont have the dough

one day i shall be saved from financial burden. perhaps a fairy will visit me and grant me 10 thousand dollars. that would solve all of my problems methinks

Did you see the art on the new EP? it was done by the talented @silaslikeshorses.bsky.social! it looks awesome and fits the music perfectly particledogs.bandcamp.com/album/featur...

marceline watching her show

i am Shadowbanned maybe i should post more ludes

i had a covid fever dream where my partner dropped me off for a date with Michael Cera. he kept cracking jokes and then making out with me in his high rise apartment building's lobby

life wants to bury me. but unexpectedly, i am a seed.

i get sick then i feel ok then i get sick

theres a dog i know who hates furniture

i tattooed this on someones body today #tattoosky

last call guys im at the dmv

im at the dmv

cops wake up and think about lying

why do cops lie

vanity license plate ideas GO

i got my hairs dyed

im not your usual twink, i am sweet and kind

$700 tattoo can i pay in quarters? asks the local guy who carries quarters in small satchels

releasing stink oil from my awful-sauce glands

tuesday is the day to vastly undervalue yourself

paranoid intrusive thoughts whenever anyoe pets my done

i want to thank the people who like my posts

ban shadow banning

i hark not to crickets; the squeal of the rat aids my slumber

saw a dog off leash in chicago a bit ago and the owner said "its fine hes from here" to rationalize why the dog was off leash

screth scrembling

death scrambling

i plan to not do it

who up Nervous

one big wife

cat and dog

the creechure..

i want bbq ribs please ive been such a good boy please

you would not believe your eye if one little firefly twerked on the propane as you watched in awe