Sexy mega millions 🙈

Good news! Submissions open tomorrow for the #CozyCatJam over on @itch.io Do you like cute cats? Do you like to make cute games with cats? This jam’s for you Bonus: help support shelter cats 🐈‍⬛🐈💙 Please spread the word! itch.io/jam/cozy-cat

Need a quick break? This was a fun story to read!!

Now hiring! No sales experience necessary. Competitive pay. Completely safe, we promise. If you're looking for a job that doesn't suck, we have "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" New story by @sallysultzman.bsky.social now available on our website. dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...

Morning crew! Check out my free read about selling sex toys in a...unique home sales environment!!!

Today, Die Laughing Magazine is proud to present our very first drabble! Let Evan Baughfman regale you with 100 words of magic and regret in "Bad Necromance" - now free to read on our website! dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/12/b...

It's Rabbit Season!!!!!

I'm super excited for my art to be on the cover of Die Laughing Magazine! I'm so glad to see all the positive comments for my silly little birthday demon :D

#Horror comedy at its finest!

Okay! The news is terrible & yet! Take a break, read something funny! It's time to Do A Promo for my short story, out now in @dielaughingmag.bsky.social! If you've ever wanted to answer the question, "How would you sell sex toys to vampires?" then read "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" today!

Today's the day! The first story in Die Laughing Issue 3 is free to read on our site! You want to read "The Rubber Hose Epidemic" by Benjamin Khoury. We're so excited we have little cartoon hearts floating around our heads! It's...probably nothing to worry about. dielaughingmag.com/2025/04/28/t...

Missed issues 1 and 2? Fear not. You can also bundle all 3 for $10 and catch up! ko-fi.com/s/9dfae815d4

Are you ready to Die Laughing? ko-fi.com/s/22038f1a50

WOOHOOOOOO! Very excited for Die Laughing Issue 3!

s e x t o y s 🍆🐰🔥💦

What? You don't know what you're selling? Don't worry. Just smile. Keep smiling. Are you smiling???

I don't think Romancelandia has read the fine print at the bottom yet. You know, the part where it talks about sex toys?

Sometimes your spell goes off without a hitch, and sometimes… not so much. Evan Baughfman’s story has one of these. Read “Bad Necromance” to find out which one! (Coming April 21st in Die Laughing Issue 3.)

It’s time! Issue 3 is almost here! The first story we want to yell about is “The One for Whom They Have Waited” by Courtney Dachelle Key (with assistance from her ​​demanding canine overlord). Will the ceremony be a success? Will the Ancient Ones rise? BRO!!!! I can’t wait to find out!

We could all use a laugh right now

We know the job market is tough right now, but we’re partnering with @sallysultzman.bsky.social to bring you "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" Grab this crate, come on in, and don’t forget to smile! Read it April 21st in Issue Die Laughing Issue 3.

APRIL FOOLS! Our real TOC is so much better! Coming to get you April 21st. No joke.

Wow, can you believe these clowns sold out like that? Unreal.

DISAPPOINTING! OR EXCITING! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!

It's a great day for a cover reveal! Thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the unnerving illustration and @alandistro.bsky.social for the eerie typography. This extremely strange collection by @breathinghead.bsky.social comes out in April. See the post below for preorder links.

🎉💀RELEASE DAY💀🎉 Hails to @kojiadae.bsky.social; CASUAL is loose in the world, howling in defiance, & it's available everywhere! Sometimes revolutions happen quietly, within us. Thank you Koji, for trusting us w/your creation. It's a revolution in the making🖤☠️ store.tenebrouspress.com

It was the fest of times, it was the wurst of times...

Do you want to be featured in Issue 3 or 4 of Die Laughing? Submissions are open now through January 31, 2025 (last time on earth)! dielaughingmag.com/about-2/

Screwball sez: "Do not miss this! Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers is free to read on the Die Laughing Magazine website!!!!" (Story by @santiagoeximeno.bsky.social - and it's a killer!) dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/22/s...

Jerry has just had the best idea, but her friends think it's the wurst. Read all about it in the latest free story from Issue 2 - "Fest of Us" by Sharon Diane King. dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/29/f...

Thought I'd make a post collecting charity anthos, starting with a couple I contributed to. Please add other anthos! Extra info in alt text. @jmsbooksllc.bsky.social @catvoleur.bsky.social @authoriseult.bsky.social @elliethomas.bsky.social @cassandradaucus.bsky.social #anthologies #charity #ACLU

"Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers" is great and you can read it now, for free, on the Die Laughing Magazine website!

‪Acquire the taste with another amuse-bouche of the stories and art in "Tasteful A Literary Cannibal Anthology". Donate at least $10 to Philabundance (or your local food bank) and submit proof to this form to get your copy of the anthology! Donation Proof Form: tinyurl.com/3zy2v4ja 💙📚👀📣📚😱

Get Tasteful!

I had a walk today and thought about the relationship between civility, discomfort, and abuse. Some of you know that “civility” is one of my hard “ugh” triggers. This thread will explain why.

Alright, you clowns! Show us what you got!

The coffin is open for offerings. Hilarify us! dielaughingmag.com/about-2/

A bloodthirsty hamster... an unfortunate team-building exercise... a sausage gone bad... all these and more can be yours in Die Laughing Magazine Issue 2, out today with six brand new stories so funny they'll kill you! Missed Issue 1? You can bundle both and save! dielaughingmag.com/die-laughing...

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. Have you ever thought about joining a cult? Alexandr Bond’s “Join a Cult, They Said” will encourage you… to have second thoughts. Read it on January 15!

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. Our second author is Sharon Diane King, with a tale of friendship, identity, obsession, and… sausage? Read it on January 15!

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. First up, in “Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers” Santiago Eximeno introduces us to a coach of sorts, who wants to remind you to slow down and enjoy the experience. Read it on January 15!

november's roundup of short story rex went out a couple of days ago featuring stories in @thebaffler.com @dielaughingmag.bsky.social @undertow.bsky.social and @chmmagazine.bsky.social as well as other stuff buttondown.com/shortstoryre...

I had SO MUCH FUN clowning around with Ria and Ben 🤡

We have 6 fantastic stories here (4 short and 2 flash) that we could not be more excited to share with you! Work by @liamjhogan.bsky.social, Alexandr Bond, Santiago Eximeno, Emily Gennis, @iamchrisscott.bsky.social, and Sharon Diane King. We hope you're ready to Die Laughing (again!)

Zombie bunny? ZOMBIE BUNNY!!! Die Laughing Issue 2 is coming sooooon 🧟🐰🤡

Friends and foes, the clowns at Die Laughing Magazine are thrilled to reveal the cover for Issue 2, out January 15. (So soon!) Art by Steve Lillie and cover design by @ruthannaevans.bsky.social. Now, ready for the TOC?

Could go well! Could go poorly. You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Once again, I'm pleading with authors not to use AI-generated covers. I keep seeing them being shared. I'm not going to buy your book if you do, and I'm not going to share your posts about them.

Another amuse-bouche of the stories and art in "Tasteful A Literary Cannibal Anthology". Donate at least $10 to Philabundance (or your local food bank) and submit proof to this form to get your copy of the anthology! Donation Proof Form: tinyurl.com/3zy2v4ja 💙📚👀📣📚😱

Meet the Tasteful authors. First up is @liamjhogan.bsky.social, author of the savory delight "The Gourman Society". 💙📚👀📣📚😱