Our second free flash story from Issue 6 is calling. Will you answer the call? Please? BILLY? Read "Billy Baby" by @zofiawarwick.bsky.social on our website today. It's literally right over here. dielaughingmag.com/2...

The Circus is Back in Town!!! Thank you for being patient with us as we got our act together for Issue 6. We could not be more excited for this TOC, jam packed with hilarifying misadventures, coming to you this Valentines Day! Gird your loins and get ready to laugh! Aaaaah!

Oh I can’t wait!! And I’m so glad I went with this photo. 🤣😈

Who doesn't love a surprise? Our next story is just chop- I mean...CHOCK-full of unexpected twists. Who knows? Our hero might find true love! As long as he didn't show up unarmed... Read "Love and Blood" by Lili Lang in Issue 6, coming February 14th! How romantic. 🫀

Our next story is flash fiction from @zofiawarwick.bsky.social and let's just say....we think it's calling your name. Are you listening? Are you? ARE YOU? Read "Billy Baby" in Die Laughing Issue 6, coming out February 14th!

It's time for another foray into found fiction for the final installment of Die Laughing Issue 6: "Rawdogging Wellness" by Joelle Killian , our second ever returning author! It's funny, it's horrifying, it's gross, and it will get you in touch with your alpha roots. READ IT TOMORROW!!!

Pssst: we’re open to submissions of horror fiction, interior art, and full color cover art AND WE’RE PAYING MORE NOW. Guidelines here: fraidycatpress.com/submission-g... #horrorlit #cosmic #horror #indie #shortstory #novelette #magazine #art #illustration

Finally! It's Here! Happy Valentine's Day from the clowns at Die Laughing Mag. We're hoping to win your hearts with six hilarifying tales the likes of which you've never seen before (because love is blind, and all that). Get the full issue for $5 here! ko-fi.com/s/222d278cc8

We interrupt our usual posting schedule for the end of the world. I mean, a returning author's birthday. Her story in Issue 6 won't be up for a bit, so we wanted to remind you of Joelle Killian 's genius today with her Cummie Award Winning story from Issue 4! dielaughingmag.com/2...

Sexy mega millions 🙈

Good news! Submissions open tomorrow for the #CozyCatJam over on @itch.io Do you like cute cats? Do you like to make cute games with cats? This jam’s for you Bonus: help support shelter cats 🐈‍⬛🐈💙 Please spread the word! itch.io/jam/cozy-cat

Need a quick break? This was a fun story to read!!

Now hiring! No sales experience necessary. Competitive pay. Completely safe, we promise. If you're looking for a job that doesn't suck, we have "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" New story by @sallysultzman.bsky.social now available on our website. dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...

Morning crew! Check out my free read about selling sex toys in a...unique home sales environment!!!

Today, Die Laughing Magazine is proud to present our very first drabble! Let Evan Baughfman regale you with 100 words of magic and regret in "Bad Necromance" - now free to read on our website! dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/12/b...

It's Rabbit Season!!!!!

I'm super excited for my art to be on the cover of Die Laughing Magazine! I'm so glad to see all the positive comments for my silly little birthday demon :D

#Horror comedy at its finest!

Okay! The news is terrible & yet! Take a break, read something funny! It's time to Do A Promo for my short story, out now in @dielaughingmag.bsky.social! If you've ever wanted to answer the question, "How would you sell sex toys to vampires?" then read "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" today!

Today's the day! The first story in Die Laughing Issue 3 is free to read on our site! You want to read "The Rubber Hose Epidemic" by Benjamin Khoury. We're so excited we have little cartoon hearts floating around our heads! It's...probably nothing to worry about. dielaughingmag.com/2025/04/28/t...

Missed issues 1 and 2? Fear not. You can also bundle all 3 for $10 and catch up! ko-fi.com/s/9dfae815d4

Are you ready to Die Laughing? ko-fi.com/s/22038f1a50

WOOHOOOOOO! Very excited for Die Laughing Issue 3!

s e x t o y s 🍆🐰🔥💦

What? You don't know what you're selling? Don't worry. Just smile. Keep smiling. Are you smiling???

I don't think Romancelandia has read the fine print at the bottom yet. You know, the part where it talks about sex toys?

Sometimes your spell goes off without a hitch, and sometimes… not so much. Evan Baughfman’s story has one of these. Read “Bad Necromance” to find out which one! (Coming April 21st in Die Laughing Issue 3.)

It’s time! Issue 3 is almost here! The first story we want to yell about is “The One for Whom They Have Waited” by Courtney Dachelle Key (with assistance from her ​​demanding canine overlord). Will the ceremony be a success? Will the Ancient Ones rise? BRO!!!! I can’t wait to find out!

We could all use a laugh right now

We know the job market is tough right now, but we’re partnering with @sallysultzman.bsky.social to bring you "An Exciting Career Opportunity!" Grab this crate, come on in, and don’t forget to smile! Read it April 21st in Issue Die Laughing Issue 3.

APRIL FOOLS! Our real TOC is so much better! Coming to get you April 21st. No joke.

Wow, can you believe these clowns sold out like that? Unreal.

DISAPPOINTING! OR EXCITING! I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!

It's a great day for a cover reveal! Thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the unnerving illustration and @alandistro.bsky.social for the eerie typography. This extremely strange collection by @breathinghead.bsky.social comes out in April. See the post below for preorder links.

🎉💀RELEASE DAY💀🎉 Hails to @kojiadae.bsky.social; CASUAL is loose in the world, howling in defiance, & it's available everywhere! Sometimes revolutions happen quietly, within us. Thank you Koji, for trusting us w/your creation. It's a revolution in the making🖤☠️ store.tenebrouspress.com

It was the fest of times, it was the wurst of times...

Do you want to be featured in Issue 3 or 4 of Die Laughing? Submissions are open now through January 31, 2025 (last time on earth)! dielaughingmag.com/about-2/

Screwball sez: "Do not miss this! Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers is free to read on the Die Laughing Magazine website!!!!" (Story by @santiagoeximeno.bsky.social - and it's a killer!) dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/22/s...

Jerry has just had the best idea, but her friends think it's the wurst. Read all about it in the latest free story from Issue 2 - "Fest of Us" by Sharon Diane King. dielaughingmag.com/2025/01/29/f...

Thought I'd make a post collecting charity anthos, starting with a couple I contributed to. Please add other anthos! Extra info in alt text. @jmsbooksllc.bsky.social @catvoleur.bsky.social @authoriseult.bsky.social @elliethomas.bsky.social @cassandradaucus.bsky.social #anthologies #charity #ACLU

"Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers" is great and you can read it now, for free, on the Die Laughing Magazine website!

‪Acquire the taste with another amuse-bouche of the stories and art in "Tasteful A Literary Cannibal Anthology". Donate at least $10 to Philabundance (or your local food bank) and submit proof to this form to get your copy of the anthology! Donation Proof Form: tinyurl.com/3zy2v4ja 💙📚👀📣📚😱

Get Tasteful!

I had a walk today and thought about the relationship between civility, discomfort, and abuse. Some of you know that “civility” is one of my hard “ugh” triggers. This thread will explain why.

Alright, you clowns! Show us what you got!

The coffin is open for offerings. Hilarify us! dielaughingmag.com/about-2/

A bloodthirsty hamster... an unfortunate team-building exercise... a sausage gone bad... all these and more can be yours in Die Laughing Magazine Issue 2, out today with six brand new stories so funny they'll kill you! Missed Issue 1? You can bundle both and save! dielaughingmag.com/die-laughing...

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. Have you ever thought about joining a cult? Alexandr Bond’s “Join a Cult, They Said” will encourage you… to have second thoughts. Read it on January 15!

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. Our second author is Sharon Diane King, with a tale of friendship, identity, obsession, and… sausage? Read it on January 15!

Introducing the authors for Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 2. First up, in “Seven Mindfulness Tips for Serial Killers” Santiago Eximeno introduces us to a coach of sorts, who wants to remind you to slow down and enjoy the experience. Read it on January 15!