Remember that time when there were all these horrible, horrible monkeys?

Remember that time Anvidor the Young tried to do a spell?

Remember that time Keith went on a romantic getaway with his new girlfriend and her family?

Remember that time Lonnie got bit by a squirrel and went a little... nuts?

If you write comedic horror, submit to these lovely people!

As you may have guessed from all our posts Die Laughing is returning from our hiatus and ready to get back in action! If you have a story that's funny AND frightening, we'd love to see it! We're open for subs JULY 1-15! (You still have time to write something!) Details here: dielaughingmag.com/a...

Remember that time voices called out to Billy?

Remember that time a used car salesman turned into a vampire?

Remember that time someone killed a bunch of clowns?

Remember that time we met the eligible ladies of Grimstone Creek and their beautiful dresses and glorious teeth?

Remember that time Kevin's dad expressed some concerns to the Arkham County School Board?

Remember that time Lieutenant Marcus Rutherford stood his ground?

Remember that time when Die Laughing took a foray into academic publishing and absolutely nothing went wrong?

Remember that time when love went undeFEETed?

Remember that time Die Laughing ran an ad for not at all suspicious car sales??

Do you have what it takes to be an Alpha? A real man's man? To eat like the apex predator you are? It's good for you, we promise. Now get ready, everyone is watching. "Rawdogging Wellness" by Joelle Killian , the final story of Issue 6, is free to read today. dielaughingmag.com/2...

Our interview series Your Fright to Know is back! This month, we're talking horror comedy with the editors of @dielaughingmag.bsky.social, @probablyharmless.bsky.social & @cassandradaucus.bsky.social! Come laugh with us, and check out the interview below! www.cateyepress.com/blog/your-fr...

The penultimate story in Die Laughing Issue 6 is free to read today! "Love and Blood" by Lili Lang is a story about danger, professional animosity, and, perhaps, budding romance? (It is in the title, after all.) Read it on our website now! dielaughingmag.com/2...

Kicking the can down the road to you, dear reader.

🕷️🕸️ICYMI🕸️🕷️ I have a new story out on @dielaughingmag.bsky.social ! It’s a funny/scary epistolary story that is under 600 words, so a super quick read. Check it out, especially if you’d like a new friend or two, or twenty, or… dielaughingmag.com/2026/03/15/t...

Why you should learn to love the spiders in your home... They mean well. Really! This was an enjoyable read by @abigailkemske.bsky.social in @dielaughingmag.bsky.social dielaughingmag.com/2026/03/15/t... #shortstories #speculative #spiders #flashfiction

Our second free flash story from Issue 6 is calling. Will you answer the call? Please? BILLY? Read "Billy Baby" by @zofiawarwick.bsky.social on our website today. It's literally right over here. dielaughingmag.com/2...

bugs. Bugs! BUGS!!!!! 🐛🐜🪰🪲🕷️

Looking for a quick bedtime story tonight? Wish you could be tucked into bed by some sweet little crawly friends? Well, have I got the story for you!! My latest horror flash "The Brood Thanks You For Your Service" is now free to read at @dielaughingmag.bsky.social Enjoy, and sweet dreams!!! 😈🕷️

Our first flash story of Issue 6 brings to you many tiny mouths singing your praises in a symphony of skittering gratitude. "The Brood Thanks You For Your Service" by Abigail Kemske is free to read today at dielaughingmag.com/2.... #horror #humor #dielaughing

Free to read today is the second story of Issue 6: "Pizza Delivery to Dagon" by Tyler Kurtz! These babes just want to pay for their pizza....or is it something more sinister? Find out for yourself, free on our website! dielaughingmag.com/2...

I'm Sally and some of my short stories are horror! I'm particularly proud of "An Exciting Career Opportunity" in @dielaughingmag.bsky.social, which answers the important question--how would *you* sell sex toys to vampires? dielaughingmag.com/2025/05/05/a...

@dielaughingmag.bsky.social fans will be unsurprised to learn that Lena Ng also does evil clowns. Listen or read to horror new and old at www.youtube.com/@AMidnightKi...

Watch where you step! The first story from Die Laughing Issue 6 is free to read today, and if you're not careful you might just fall...in love! Read "Hole in the Ground" by Ron Dionne today! dielaughingmag.com/2...

We interrupt our usual posting schedule for the end of the world. I mean, a returning author's birthday. Her story in Issue 6 won't be up for a bit, so we wanted to remind you of Joelle Killian 's genius today with her Cummie Award Winning story from Issue 4! dielaughingmag.com/2...

Finally! It's Here! Happy Valentine's Day from the clowns at Die Laughing Mag. We're hoping to win your hearts with six hilarifying tales the likes of which you've never seen before (because love is blind, and all that). Get the full issue for $5 here! ko-fi.com/s/222d278cc8

It's time for another foray into found fiction for the final installment of Die Laughing Issue 6: "Rawdogging Wellness" by Joelle Killian , our second ever returning author! It's funny, it's horrifying, it's gross, and it will get you in touch with your alpha roots. READ IT TOMORROW!!!

Our next story is flash fiction from @zofiawarwick.bsky.social and let's just say....we think it's calling your name. Are you listening? Are you? ARE YOU? Read "Billy Baby" in Die Laughing Issue 6, coming out February 14th!

Who doesn't love a surprise? Our next story is just chop- I mean...CHOCK-full of unexpected twists. Who knows? Our hero might find true love! As long as he didn't show up unarmed... Read "Love and Blood" by Lili Lang in Issue 6, coming February 14th! How romantic. 🫀

S👀N!!!

Now that we're one week out from a bloody valentine that was foretold in runes and blood-tinged Scrabble pieces...this Valentine's Day do what you love the most. Read some horror comedy.

Oh I can’t wait!! And I’m so glad I went with this photo. 🤣😈

Cover teaser! We're pleased to have Teresa Galusaurus back with us, and this design is so vibrant and strange and hilarious and we cannot wait to share the whole thing with you! (Well, technically we can. That's why we're giving you a teaser.) Issue 6 is coming 2/14/26! Get ready...

Hilarifying misadventures?? We’re totally in!

Would you rather have one REALLY BIG thank you note? Or thousands and thousands of itty-bitty ones? We know that's a tough choice, so we've let the brood make it for you. "The Brood Thanks You for Your Service" by ❄️ Abigail Kemske ❄️ will be in issue 6 on February 14th. Do watch your step.

We've all been there! Out trying to do our jobs when all of a sudden a total babe wants to find another way to pay for the pizza. What could possibly go wrong? Read "Pizza Delivery to Dagon" by Tyler Kurtz on February 14th to find out! Not that anything will go wrong. Right?

I love this magazine! And not just because they pubbed me--the stories are legit great!!

Awe, yeah! Get ready for some fun!! I’ve got a flash piece in this. Coming soon. 🖤😈🖤

The first story in Die Laughing 6 is a love story. Wait, sorry, a bug story. Well, ALSO a love story. Lug story? Bove story? Oh, just read it! You can get "Hole in the Ground" by Ron Dionne and five other stories in our next issue, coming February 14th! (Sorry for bugging you.)

The Circus is Back in Town!!! Thank you for being patient with us as we got our act together for Issue 6. We could not be more excited for this TOC, jam packed with hilarifying misadventures, coming to you this Valentines Day! Gird your loins and get ready to laugh! Aaaaah!

Greetings from Die Laughing! We've missed you!!! We have 🤡NEWS🤡. Due to circumstances beyond the editor's control, our publication schedule has been temporarily slowed. Issue 6 will be published on February 14 (VALENTINE'S DAY!!! We love love) Our next Call (for Issues 7 & 8) will be JULY 1-5

With 2025 wrapping up, glad to have had some modest success (five short stories appearing) Looking forward to 2026! First up, in January, will be a tale of a boy, a girl, and a bug in @dielaughingmag.bsky.social …

Are you in the mood for a vampire horror comedy? No? Well, how can we turn that no into a yes? @sealenz.bsky.social's "Yesforatu" is the final story of Issue 5, and is now free to read on our website. Read it here: dielaughingmag.com/2...

With eight daughters of marrying age, what's a man to do when a wealthy abomination comes to call? Put the kettle on, naturally. Do horrors beyond our comprehension like scones? Read today's free story by Lena Ng to find out for yourself! #dielaughing #horror dielaughingmag.com/2...

Some vacation destinations just cry out "visit me!" This location just cries out. And cries out. And cries out. But you want to visit anyway, don't you? Look no further than this week's free flash by Mir Rainbird, now free to read on the Die Laughing website. #dielaughing dielaughingmag.com/2...