Every interaction with this post has a chance to trigger a jumpscare on my stream right now. every like. every repost. every reply. hell... every follow. come join the chaos :)

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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give

Why is my County Assistance Office never available and why do I feel like it's because of the current administration?

I do love the hypocrisy in "you can't serve in the military if you have gender dysphoria" but "you can lead the health department if you have holes in your brain"

People take the piss outta Massholes not knowing how to drive, but goddamn do Penncocks not get pedestrian laws

This is some Kim Jong Un shit right here

Can’t make this up.

Just less rich. That’s all we’re asking.

Meanwhile I fell for both a mouse and a frog 😈😈😈

Being heroes is un-American Remember this and prove them wrong

Jon Stewart going off about Chuck the Cuck is just golden

I miss smoking on the back dock at work. Working with deli cutters all day I don't dare smoke a bit before work, so I just tank the body-misery that comes with not 😬

NOOOOOoooooo! I went YEARS not having to hear RFK Jrs voice, but goddamn his voice sounds exactly like I thought it would.

Canadians; do you respect Trump the same way your new PM, Mark Carney, does? Seems nonsensical to respect someone who believes you're lesser than him.

I accidentally typed "HOLY SLUT" instead of "HOLY SHIT" and honestly I fuck with it so much I might make that a permanent change in my vocabulary

I hate the fact I cannot get sleep without sleeping next to a loved one. It's just all nightmares and wall staring

Alright, y'all have momentum today. DONT FUCKING LOSE IT Cheers to Judge Alsup, cheers to AOC, cheers to those storming the Trump Tower

I can happily say I've kept up to date on RFKs dumbassery for several years now and still haven't had to hear his dumbfuck voice

Whoever thought PA didn't need sidewalks needs a urinal installed at their grave

Explosive diarrhea got you blasting the porcelain throne? Are you unable to laugh without the Hershey Squirts? Perhaps it's time to ask your doctor about Boofidall

Get Milked, idiot.

I really worry about the North East States My home Maine is priced out of their small towns and farmers are getting screwed left and right New Hampshire is Live Free or Die so idk how they're processing all this right now And folks from Vermont might as well be Canadians. Hoping for a decent spring

This is stupider than you can imagine. The reason they think the cancer research is fraud is because they read that they are using transgenic mice for research. They think this means they are turning the mice transexual. The stupidity of this administration cannot be measured.

Shit, it works

A legitimate fear of mine when posting or liking anything is that our government will use it against me one day. It's probable it'll never go that far, but it's bizarre to feel that way in US. And I recognize there was a non-zero chance of it happening in the past, they're saying the quiet part LOUD

Sorry can’t be distracted by garbage like eggs. I’m so furious that we’re abandoning Zelenskyy and Ukraine. I’m staying focused. I’ll deal with high egg prices. I will not deal with betraying democracy.

I'm gonna be streaming tonight at 6pm CST with GTA chaos mod and crowd control. you should come by with 100 of your closest friends.

"There's always next time" Whenever next time is, I guess..

I don't know who needs to hear this but Just because the world's going to shit doesn't mean you need to stop caring about what's important to you. We've got a serious issue on our hands, yeah, but don't start telling me what I care about doesn't matter. Fuck AI /&/ #FDT

The End of Esme

Thank you, Andy Borowitz, for inspiring this meme:

Me being overly passionate after being told "it's fine to ragebait because it's Call of Duty": Just because something is doesn't mean it's fine. I haven't played CoD since WaW but I still give a shit. Why?????

Aight, it's been bugging me Is the old Twitter slang the official bsky slang, or have we not yet found the right slang?

This just in: COVID is now an acceptable excuse for Trumpets as to why 2020 stained poor orange bois record. Certainly wasn't the case for the president who had to clean up after the mess Trump should've handled during his term. Also, we're probably going to be deeper in the red than in 2020 :Smile:

"im only still on twitter because of promotional purposes" cool. cool. cool. cool. cool. glad you have no problem promoting to nazis and nazi sympathizers. could never be me.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

Oh! Look at me, taking an age to find the big blue "New Post" button! :D Finally did some self care and deactivated my Twitter, woo!