living next to a pub is wild bc what do you mean your playlist just went from Hey Ya by OutKast to fucking WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS BY GREEN DAY was not ready for this level of tonal whiplash on a Saturday night jesus christ

wtf is it with me and water metaphors in this chapter, where the heck are all these coming from? “A tidal wave of compliments” “A flood of passion” Do I just need to pee or smthn Idk

not that I’m not working on the parent trap #radiostatic au but the next chapter of hdss started forming in my mind so I had to start getting it down I think parent trap au might be a fic I actually work on in bulk before starting to post, which I usually never do but it feels like it makes sense

splootcifer canon

using my 69th post (nice) to once again politely ask that the people enjoying my shitposts might possibly maybe check out my fics ^.^ thank you and now I gotta go to work for 8 hours bleh

#radiostatic in a nutshell

yall were needing reminders? this STAYS rent free in my brain 25/8

ok this got way more attention than I expected I’m glad you all think 2am Sophie is funny I will be firmly doing nothing with this crackship because I do not have the brain capacity with all of the actual serious fanfic I’m writing (please read my fics I promise those are funny sometimes too)

ok I know it’s fully in character for any universe but the sheer lack of sleep that Alastor and Vox/Vincent experience in fanfics genuinely makes me want to sob boys you are going to shrivel up like burnt french fries get some FUCKING REST I SWEAR TO FUCK-

terrible hazbin crackship: Fuckass Bob Duo aka Alastor and Lute they both even have insane undercuts what the fuck is wrong with their stylists lmao

forgot my adhd meds today and just had a 5 hour nap instead of working on new fic chapters fml

Don’t usually post my face but I’m so excited about this dress. It’s for a fem!Vox look BUT it makes me think of @m3gahet.bsky.social ‘s girl Aux so much so here, have some Alexandra Whittman while the base outfit is all I have of the Vox look (she’s def on camera bc she’s tryna appear approachable)

so just how the FUCKARONI AND CHEESE do you write a fencing scene, asking for a me apparently what have I done to myself with this au

dropped a giant post on tumblr about the radiostatic parent trap au last night before bed and I’m not copying that sht to bsky so here www.tumblr.com/sophiedouble...

literally just posting this here for @cineastette.bsky.social because idk if they have tiktok

Yk what fuck it Baxter helped raise Ginni as well, because then I can have him meet Niffty during the swap-back arc and use MadMaid as the Martin/Chessy relationship in this au (also Niffty bawling like a baby when she realises she’s finally met Ari’s twin after all this time is gonna be peak)

rdst twins ramble thread: Vox obviously dotes on Ginni but running a successful business keeps him crazy busy so Ethan basically becomes a nanny to Ginni when she’s much younger (we dunno when Ethan died so I’m making shit up) and Velvette also acts like a cool aunt figure to her. Alastor is… hmm.

Alrighty I got it Vee Tower twin is Virginia “Ginni” Whittman Cannibal Town/Hotel twin is Arielle “Ari” Hartfelt

alright radiostatic nation what do I name these gd kids for this parent trap au left: twin raised at Vee Tower right: twin raised in Cannibal Town / living at the hotel (Picrew here: picrew.me/en/image_mak...)

designing these radiostatic twins is hard cos they gotta look alike enough to be confused for each other but every choice I make seems to just be making them look like Alastor’s Kids which tbh I feel like is on brand cos at least the man has a fuckin humanoid head (Vox secretly loves it let’s be fr)

Hazbin Hotel radiostatic Parent Trap au I don’t know I’m watching the Lindsay Lohan version of the movie and the goddamn radiostatic photo is living in my brain and yknow “it’s a picture of my dad, and it’s ripped too” “Right down the middle?” “Right down the middle.”

thinking about radiostatic when I listen to any vaguely coupley song more than I think about my own gd partner at this point I swear to god

starting something (grumbles about how I need to get a cardboard box big enough to make a crt head) “We could rule hell - together! As partners!”~

Rome wasn't built in a day ~⚡️✨ #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #VincentWhittman

I AM IN FACT BAWLING ‘BOUT THE PAST THAT COULD’VE BEEN YALL

THEY MAKE ME VIOLENTLY ILL /POS

LOOK AT THEM THEYRE DISGUSTING I WANT THEM TO DOUBLE DIE AND ALSO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

📻📺 obsession and possession #radiostatic

safe in the knowledge that at least one person will understand me when I say that canon radiostatic/radiosilence is illicit affairs (angry eras tour version) coded

IM LITERALLY AT A FUCKEN CONCERT BUT OH MY GOD

this line is way funnier without context so here’s the opener of the next chapter of my murdermedia fic for the hazbin enjoyers:

Radiostatic kisses part 3 (I’m obsessed over how does Vox’s mouth work and I’m making it Alastors problem) #voxal #radiostatic