Watching Naomi struggle with her heart rate on season 4 of The Expanse hits different after your POTS diagnosis.

Hannibal Buress is so unfuckwithable.

I hate the way LLMs are currently used. It's environmentally unconscionable AND access to the models is gatekept so that it can be monetized even harder in the future, once it's ubiquitous and we all rely on it. If you are required to use LLMs for your job, there are many options to host your own.

Wouldn't it be crazy if all your past jobs had to keep paying residuals for the benefit they get from your previous work?

Every time, every place!

Bathroom bans just make everyone less safe!

😢

Hey, I heard beloved author John Scalzi is on his way home from Arrakis

I'm supporting No Kings Day by boycotting everything that isn't my bed all morning. I still hid my identity so they can't find me.

New Texas THC and smokable hemp guidelines are a good news/bad news scenario. Bad news: nearly all retailers are about to shut down and legal hemp flower may get you arrested, which will leave a few hundred thousand patients without pain management. Good news: your weed guy is back in business!

My 1000th post on BSky! ☺️

This brings me so much malicious glee!

That is so, so much worse. AI that's purpose-built for evaluating targets fucked up. Algorithms should never decide who lives and who dies.

In general, I get very bad reactions for telling people, "You are certainly free to do that, but a majority of people will likely take it as _______ and have a reaction like ________." That's ironic in a funny way and ironic in a sad way.

One of my favorite YouTubers is back posting new and unique music content! youtube.com/shorts/spy0z... Note for blind and visually impaired users: the person in this video is recording an actual kalimba and shaker into an itty bitty Pocket Operator sampler before making the track.

Sugar Land, TX, is a lil suburb directly connected to the rest of the world! 🌍 youtu.be/0TYGHGRjHNc

Mindful vandalism is a hobby tho 😇

just saying, an older Italian concierge at a hotel would have told her not to worry a moment about it, lit a cigarette after offering her one, and then told her that they should try to hide news of the latest murder from the pee woman's sister, it would only upset her further

You ever just wrap up your flute swab, tuck it into your flute bag, and then realize you're really very gay?

Bikini Kill said TRANS RIGHTS

I have another hilarious joke for you! The US imports 60% of our fruit and about 40% of our vegetables. The punchline is, we just started a trade war with punitive tariffs on the country that supplies over 50% of those fruits.

Obligations have a smell. It's very musty.

I tried to get a masonry contractor to fix an alcove, but they said I needed to hire an alcove expert. I said I don't know, that really seems like a niche speciality.

Please don't get mad, but I need help: what are the Roman numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500?

Let me emphasize that this bill probably will not pass. Nonetheless, it is a targeted act of hate introduced in the legislature, and if this keeps up, I'm going to lose my fucking mind. www.kxan.com/news/texas-p...

Have you ever just dropped a ridiculous tip on your doordash/uber eats/postmates delivery human? It will definitely make you feel like a high roller. A baller. A badass. A magnanimous monarch. It will make you feel good, is what I'm saying.

I didn't watch the news much on Friday. Why is everyone suddenly mad about raw earth, and what are raw earth elements supposed to be, anyway?

Oh no! I just heard that coffee prices are so out of control, coffee growers are down to just roasting the seeds

Don't abandon trans people in the red states. It's not right, it's weak

I swear, some of y'all will just cram 14 pills in your mouth and call it breakfast. (It's me, I'm some of y'all.)

Tearing the James Carville poster off my wall with wet eyes as sad breakup music plays on my phone

This is great but as a she/they pronoun enjoyer - and speaking only for myself here - it's definitely the demon thing So many demons They just want me to drop acid and make techno, so we compromise I just make techno Only when the demons win

I hope you all get to feel like this guinea pig today: safe, secure, and surrounded by the most soothing music youtu.be/2fpIa30D6oM

Thanks, Pantone. I814u2!

Dear internet human, What are you listening to today? Sincerely, - Me PS - Here's a cool weird lady making creepy music that I just found from a drum plugin website: youtu.be/wq-tXsqXSNM

* Laughs in auditory processing disorder *

And we're renaming Galveston to the New Republic of Pirates #extremelynichegulfcoasthumor #onlyoldmillenialsusehashtagjokes

If I may have your attention, I would once again like to ask you please do not hinder the godly mission of these folks by dropping lots of false reports of DEI and transgender activity into their "submit a tip" form 😏

If you know this man, you do not need to buy another drum machine. If you know this drum break, you do not need to buy another drum loop sample pack. #edm #musicmemes

Now that Kennedy is confirmed, I can't wait to find out the new Recommended Daily Value of sun-dried roadkill!

Trump announced that he'll be making the Kennedy Center for the Arts less "wokey" and more "hot." I for one can't wait to see a straight man's choreography for the Nutcracker Suite. I'm guessing candy cane pole dancers?

donoharmmedicine.org's "submit a tip" page is back, if anyone wants to report a hospital for "transing children." They prefer you upload documents or images.

Amazing 🙌🏻

I'm really trying to find positivity in my life and share it with others so they can also be inspired. With that in mind, here's a video of some patriotic Cincinnati citizens doing their civic duty by running off a group of Nazis and burning their stupid flag! www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Ah, fuck. They're right, and I don't like it. No more spicy shit takes on here, time to take that anger and use it to go do real work. If this chronically fatigued cripple can do it, what's your excuse? www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...