If that’s so, I’d have five dependents!

This x 1,000,000

The saddest part of the FIFA ‘peace prize’ was how excited Senile Satan got over a fake award.

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A Muslim subdued the shooter

Always about himself. How about they re-try Butler from the right side and go wide left? How quickly would that heal?

Love these!

It’s just a joke…🤣😩

The Soulless Train

Yippee Ki Yay, Mother F-cker!

The desperate hands of the global south seek to take back an overheated world. Seriously, what's next? The McHamburglar trophy in gourmet cooking? The Pol Pot Human Rights medal? The Jeffrey Epstein childcare grant? The Vladimir Putin democracy fellowship? The Weinstein-Cosby feminism prize?

Even if the boat itself was made of drugs, this was still murder.

I can’t stop laughing at this Trump cabinet meeting 😂🤣😂

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor. The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.

Governor Newsom releases his advanced imaging results...

15 year olds are kids. They can’t consent to sex with an adult This narrative shift towards calling them “barely legal women” is to get you to accept atrocities The Epstein files are not a team sport. Democrat or Republican, they must be brought to justice www.disabledginger.com/p/15-year-ol...

Trump announces a “full and unconditional” pardon for Juan Orlando Hernandez, a former president of Honduras sentenced to 45 years for drug trafficking and weapons offenses. My latest on Trump’s continued abuse of the presidential pardon power: youtu.be/M3VzVlHhQM8?...

But this won’t hold water. If Trump and Hegseth claim Bradley is at fault and exceeded his orders, why was Hegseth crowing about the strikes publicly and why hasn’t he removed Bradley? The strike happened in September and witnesses claim the video made the double tap horrifyingly clear.

the pardon power as it currently exists has to go, man, there just isn’t any way that the way which trump has used it can be consistent with small-d democratic governance, it just can’t.