Hilarious

But placing him above the law by granting immunity and letting him wiggle out of Section 3 of the 14th Amendment is totally cool.

Q: Why won’t Corey Lewendowski do “doggy style” with Kristi Noem? A: He doesn’t want to get shot in the head and thrown into a gravel pit.. www.themirror.com/news/politic...

Kristi Noem says FEMA is designed to help with catastrophic disasters. With that in mind, asking for millions of thinking people around the world, does she really think the Trump administration is fixable? That’s the biggest non-natural catastrophe that most of us can think of..

Glad to hear that Kash is representing the US by watching Olympic hockey on taxpayer dollars. Now let’s hope he can catch a hockey stick to the head so his eyes will straighten out. Wonder where in Italy his girlfriend is performing? On the sidewalk outside the arena or in a nearby car? Hmmm

Want a true horror story? Tuesday night, Chumley will give his version of the “State Of The Union” address. Let’s say a terrorist attack hits and levels DC, killing off almost every elected official, leaving just the “Designated Survivor”. What if that person was Kristi Noem????? You’re welcome.

For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

A new luxury jet for deportations? She doesnt need a $70+ million dollar jet to deport lover-boy Corey’s seminal excretions, does she? Queen bed? Showers? Big screen tvs? www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...

The continuing story of Ice Barbie and F-ck Boy Ken… l.smartnews.com/p-7bT3buKc/Y...

Alright… lean in a sec. It was ’79 when the Eagles slipped out “I Can’t Tell You Why.” That silky lead? Not Don or Glenn—Tim Schmit on his first album with the band. Fender Rhodes humming low, bass moving like tires on wet asphalt. Feels less like a hit… more like Quietstorm, West Coast edition.

This keeps happening.

Hmmmmm.. he didn’t think about that, now, did he? Oh well, he can always commiserate with his living room furniture..

Yet they're all still free. Collecting a paycheck. Still doing the same things.

Seen on that other site...😆 What's really in the Epstein files!

Right-wing influencers like Johnson were primarily taking aim at homeless and transitional housing — and exaggerating their “findings.” It’s a strategy state election officials have long been aware of. www.democracydocket.com/analysis/rig...

“Roberts will go down in history as the most destructive chief justice.”

What's James Woods Smoking❓️

I think they killed Epstein, but if it had gone down a few years later, they would've instead given him a cabinet position.

How much more is it going to take for this bitch to be sent packing? Then she could spent all the time she wants with Cuck-Corey…

Here’s a break from the political stuff we see every day. Hope you enjoy it like I did. www.lovemeow.com/cat-left-out...

#PedoProtector's #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

In the U.S. only Congress can declare war. Too bad they are unaware of this. Americans will die!!!! All to distract from the Trump-Epstein files!!!

The President of the United States raped underage women. Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

And in other news, DeSantis announces the cancellation of a state contract for ten pairs of size 7 1/2 white rain boots..

This is a breathtaking article about the complete clown show at DHS being overseen by Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski (gift link)

😕🇺🇸💰

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Frost on seeing the "unredacted" Epstein files: A few takeaways. Number one, there's a lot of documents that are still redacted. When I asked the DOJ about it, they said they received it that way, which means that Kash FBI kept them redacted when they gave it to the DOJ, which is interesting...

Maybe I missed something but it seems like the only people that have been ‘found guilty’ are Epstein and Maxwell. Who else (donors & politicians) is he talking about??

Trump’s “AG Barbie” sure knows how to make friends, doesn’t she? l.smartnews.com/p-79reVA3u/w...

That would make him the main character.

The true “over/under” of the Super Bowl is how many times Cris Collinsworth will mention Patrick Mahomes during the game…

Gestapos opened fire, striking Martinez 5 times in the arm, chest & both legs 1 gestapo had body cam ... Martinez has said in court that it shows an officer shouting "do something b--" The gestapo who shot her, in a group text: "I fired 5 rounds & she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys."

I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.

Johnson used the last shutdown as an excuse not to swear in a new Dem representative. We are in a shutdown now, so we will see what happens tomorrow.

I CAN’T BELIEVE VERY TALENTED ARTISTS LIKE KID ROCK AND NICKI MINAJ WERE SNUBBED AGAIN AND WILL BE WALKING HOME WITH ZERO (0) GRAMMYS.

Aw, did Widdle Donnie get butthurt again?

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