Darth Raptor (@vampireascendant.neocities.org)

I'm going to breeze through every act. I'll win every fight with ease. I capture the hearts of everyone. I'll be the one decider of whether the world is saved or under new management. And then I'm going to wake up, get out the pod and die to touching that exploding tadpole-thing in the first room.

add a skeleton here at some point