Wow. Over the last 10 years, the homeless MLB team has spent about $350M in total salary. Over the last 5 years, the Dodgers have spent about $350M per year.

Excellent movie night with 16y/o: 1. Memento 2. Reservoir Dogs

Y’know, I went to school with Perry Stalsis.

The kids know the truth now, but when they were little they were taught that the West Side Story lyric was, “every Puerto Rican makes real good chicken.” 🇵🇷

Somebody done made a statue of Drake Maye anyway.

if you are looking at Trump's plans to steal the '26 midterm and saying to yourself "Trump can't do that" you must ask yourself "who will stop him?" and if your answer is the military, you are *also* predicting a coup to end democracy in the United States, you're just predicting a different coup

That body shaming Mike Tyson ad last night was super weird. I thought it might be uplifting at first and then it took a phobic turn. Knowing it was from Kennedy helped it all make sense.

Seeing #GreenDay being given the world’s biggest stage and skipping all the political verses feels like a betrayal.

I know it’s Walker, but I really want the kicker to win MVP. He’s a record setter.

I didn’t think I’d cry during this but I got big, big tears. What an incredible representation of the culture. On this stage. No one ever cared about us. 🇵🇷 🇵🇷 🇵🇷

Big up to everyone who took the under.

Everyone in a blazer and Montana about to cat burgle the Smithsonian.

Me telling my kids I could get an Otter Pop and a can of Coke for $0.35 and feeling like Abe Simpson.

A parent of a student whose case I worked on a lot over the last two years at the old job found my business website and sent me a message thanking me for my work with his son. I am moved.

Porzingis? Unexpected. I guess Giannis was a definite, no. Didn’t have to give up Jimmy or Dre, so I’m intrigued for next year.

Doing the Bad to the Bone riff between every sentence of my kid telling their story about skinning their knee on the playground. It’s so fun. I was running in the yard Bahnuhnuhnuhnuh I slipped on a grate Banuhnuhnuhnuh…

Stupid government waste nonsense: Why is the middle school in the same district as our elementary school asking for my kid’s report card as part of MS registration? You have that information! You’re the district. We shouldn’t have to find it for you.

If I had $800B I wouldn’t have $800B for very long and tens of millions of people would have significantly better lives.

Preparations are underway for huge Super Bowl events in downtown SF and I am so happy the I don’t have to come back here again this week.

Those who insist that voting is useless and both parties are the same, are the first to start screaming "Dems do something!" when GOP get into power and start committing fascism.

A nice young lady on BART asked me if she should take a leave of absence at work to manage her MS. It was one of the sweetest and oddest interactions I’ve ever had on transit

"lesser of two evils". if you are referring to the last presidential election, and you say this, you really have not been paying attention. just because YOU do not personally agree with some of the stances of a politician does not make them evil. you are creating a false equivalence.

Huge congrats to Grant Manning on signing with the Washington Nationals 👏 From the Ballers to the bigs.  Grant follows James Colyer to D.C., and we couldn’t be prouder. Our 6th player signed to an MLB org. 💚⚾️

One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her

This is who runs this account

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

For all of you that think it’s not important to vote ….. YOU DID THIS ! Get registered and SAVE DEMOCRACY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Today we walked away from the rugby club we have been with for 8 years. In 2021, my oldest quit due to bullying. Today, my 14y/o quit due to bullying. We did everything we could to work with the club to change the culture. Today, we both walked away. Make your youth sports inclusive.

Dear People of Italy, Please make life an absolute hell for JD Vance and Marco Rubio. Sincerely, -Every Decent American

Just applied to a job that would be perfect for me and I would be perfect for it. Please send good vibes. Meanwhile, 5 of my former staff have texted this week to tell me they are leaving the department.

If Kamala had been elected Minneapolis would not have been turned into a war zone where people are gunned down in the streets.

I loved Secret Mall Apartment on Netflix. It’s very much something me and my friends would have done. But we wouldn’t have called it art.

Interpreting at a school and I can’t stop finger spelling “serum” with a y like, syrup.

Shedeur making the Pro Bowl is like a Little Leaguer making the local All-Star team because the league organizer needed their parent to coach.

We need to be loud, we need to be clear, ICE must be ABOLISHED!! No reform, No retraining, No acceptance, these people are lawless. Period

Anyway, I can’t be trusted to go to the art supply store because I always leave with way more than I went in for.

Hey, Kyle. I hope you see this.

I’m not the only one who cried big tears at the Stuart Scott documentary, right?

It makes sense that players can’t touch refs but it’s weird that refs can touch players.

8 of the last 13 NFC champs have been from the West.

I dislike every other NFC West team and wish them nothing but doom. But I’m happy for Sam Darnold. Go Pats.

Niners should bring back Deebo this off-season.

I swear… Some people really should start to consider that, perhaps, nothing is a “distraction” and fascism is just bad all around.

Last day on payroll at the old job. I turned in my laptop and keys. Had lunch with some co-workers. Paid leave is over and the job search continues. I worry about my team and our students. They have 10 people doing work in an office that used to have 18. Something bad is going to happen.

The only Americans who can say that the Dems are as bad as the GOP are those who have the privilege of not dealing with the consequences of either. It's privileged, lazy, and selfish.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

The Nicobar pigeon is found on small islands and in coastal regions from the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, India, the Solomons and Palau. It is the only living member of the genus Caloenas and the closest living relative of the extinct dodo.

People on this site demanding Democrats DO SOMETHING have clearly not been paying attention. Please start calling your REPUBLICAN congresspeople and make demands of them. They are literally in charge of everything.

People are mad at congressional dems for something congress doesn't actually do. Yeah, they've been a shitty opposition party but... IT'S THE PRESIDENT'S CABINET THAT INVOKES THE 25th. Stop screaming about the dems not doing it.

When I discuss jobs/work with my kids, I start off by ensuring they know that this is no different a sales pitch than buying a car. Your labor is for sale. Someone wants to buy it. Don't let them treat you like your labor doesn't have value. The age of "hiring you is a favor" is over.