Stephen Miller in 2024:

Just watched a Moscow plane enter Iran airspace then go offline 👀

Reported Greta Thunberg has reportedly been beaten, abused and deprived of food and water by Israeli forces, for the crime of trying to deliver aid to a starving population. As an example to the others. This is how Israel has operated for decades, but usually it is brown people they treat this way

me: stressed, crying, throwing up oura ring: damn girl you’ve had a ton of restorative time today!! me: smiling, laughing, chillin oura ring: call fucking 911 now you’re dying you may even already be dead

the last thing I want to see is donald trump’s smug fucking face at the US Open. SHAME on you USTA and all outlets censoring booing/constantly bending over to fascism

how in the world is Marjorie Taylor Greene making sense right now?

Friday and today we learned with 100% certainty that Donald Trump is a bottom

two old, ugly, soulless man babies

orange mussolini showing up on my screen during the club world cup?

bombing for peace again I see

Kristi Noem doesn’t want you to see this

PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 BABY!!!!!!

one day you used Skype for the last time and you never knew it until now

saw the cutest dog walking home today. then the owner turned around & it was eric fucking andre

I’m just a girl, standing in front of the media, asking them to write factual headlines

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

ummmm the building next to me is on fire

can’t tell if my building is on fire or if this sudden smokiness is from the NJ wildfires 🤔

just now learning that Unsinkable Molly Brown wasn’t even named Molly? It wasn’t even her nickname and she never went by it. Her real name is Margaret 😂

It’s mid April and still winter in NY 🥶

POTUS keeps saying we’re “taking medicine” to “save the country” via tariffs when really we’re being forced to endure chemo when we don’t have cancer, thanks to his stupidity. The smallest man alive.

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

I just donated too 👊🇺🇸🔥

Hegseth: there was no classified info or war plans in the texts! Waltz: Goldberg hacked his way in to our chat! Gabbard: I agree under oath! Ratcliffe: I angrily agree under oath! Patel: I agree under oath! (coked out version) Narrator: there was, indeed, classified info and war plans in the texts

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

what if you met the love of your life 10/10 all around and then they were like my favorite food is peas, everything we eat needs to have peas

🎶 We’re in the middle of a hostile government takeover / I wanna talk about it but I’ll be late for work / And if you’re saying ‘wait a minute, who we have to stop this?’ / We had one, but you didn’t want that lady in office 🎶

fuck you @schumer.senate.gov love, a NY resident who will be voting you out

@schumer.senate.gov grow a spine and vote NO on cloture, NO on CR - or you will be primaried. NY resident here that will NOT VOTE FOR YOU AGAIN if you betray your constituents.

🎯

completely splurged and had some eggs today

sorry but the headlines should be “Donald Trump started a trade war” not “The Americans started a trade war” — half the country didn’t vote for tariffs, the other half have been lost to propaganda long ago and most likely married their cousin

Another embarrassing day to be an American.

mondays

fuck this shit

call me dumb but I was too young when the OJ thing happened and I assumed I knew everything…my god the netflix documentary leaves zero f-ing doubt (not that there was any). so many things I didn’t know! the glove didn’t fit because of arthritis meds in related news, the racist white man ruins all

every time I open an app and see the latest news

Delta wasn’t landing their planes upside down when the gay guy was in charge.

what if fish could scream

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If the Eagles win my husband gets $3K, so today—and just for today—GO BIRDS 🦅

got damn can there please not be additional plane accidents today, my husband is in the air

I must be old because the name Briley is craaaazy

adorable exterior, fever dream interior

our dog walker arrives high as shit every day and listen, I 100% get it

I am a straight, married woman but I would give it all up for Maya Jama

hey babe wake me up when doechii wins her grammy

Dallas trading Luka Dončić for Anthony Davis is like dumping Beyoncé for Sexxy Red

How I arrived on Bluesky