Got sir’d today -_-

I already have an overwhelming stack of to-be-reads, but… $21 Goodwill book haul (Isla was free)

If I was as great a drummer as Stewart Copeland, I’d be pissed if my lead singer/songwriter kept bringing me bullshit like “Born in the 50’s” and “Walking in Your Footsteps”

saying "chat jipiti" like "no diggity"

Marty Supreme (2025, Josh Safdie)

Marty Supreme (2025, Josh Safdie)

Everyone look at this dumb baby who eats out of the trash and gets food poisoning and throws up everywhere. Point and laugh. Let her know she’s a dipshit. Fucking idiot, I love her so much.

Wow, that’s quite the special

My Wife's Crude And Rude Adultery Video When I Saw This Video Of My Ex-Wife Smiling And Having So Much Fun, It Ended Up Being Evidence For My Divorce But It Also Made Me Totally Sad

Me: “I’m not really into men” Young Gore Vidal: *exists* Me: “If I had a time machine, I would destroy you”

Dude loves playing chicken with the Kennedy curse

Someone asked me if there’s anything I miss about Michigan and all I could think of was “being able to buy liquor in grocery stores” So either Michigan sucks or I’m an alcoholic

Transphobic evangelicals are like, “Anthropologists will identify you as a man,” and it’s like, I thought you were expecting the rapture to happen this year? Why are you anticipating future anthropologists?

My advice to anyone considering watching the new Harry Potter series

Thinking about Sabrina Carpenter drunk-dialing a guy named Larry

I don’t have much, but I have her, so life is pretty great

It’s honestly insane that hippies convinced everyone that “Teach Your Children” is a good song

It’s TDOV today, but let’s not forget that it’s also the anniversary of one of the absolute greatest albums ever made

Started reading Pynchon’s V, and… “a woman is only half of something there are usually two sides to.” Bro, what the fuck does that mean?

ngl rn my back hurts and all my weed is stuff i've already vaped... if someone wanted to send me bud money instead of pizza money for tdov...... it would be appreciated by this visible transexual

Gonna self-promote a bit on this lovely TDOV: I’m still trying to find an agent or publisher for my horror novel (one full request so far that led to a particularly enthusiastic rejection, plus one agent has added it to her maybe pile). If anyone knows someone who might be interested, let me know. 😊

Most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen: “I have to pass as a man when I go to work” *puts on a cute hat, becomes even more femme and beautiful*

I want something else to get me through this…

Been working on this for a while… My first full-length album. Ever wondered what a Patti Smith-Bikini Kill-100 gecs supergroup might sound like? Here you go.

Been working on this for a while… My first full-length album. Ever wondered what a Patti Smith-Bikini Kill-100 gecs supergroup might sound like? Here you go.

(at McDonald’s Headquarters) “Ladies and gentlemen of the board, I have terrible news: Mr. Big Mac hates the new Big Mac.”

Personally, if I was in a plane crash after playing it safe my whole damn life, I wouldn’t think ‘Well isn’t this nice?’ Weird Joss Whedon-ass reaction in have in that situation. I pray that when I die a sudden and violent death, my reaction isn’t to be insufferably meta.

Moby’s criticism of “Lola” is pretty funny to me. “Lola” is a fantastic song and pretty trans-positive for its time—Lola is almost a mystical figure, her transness causing wondrous awe in the narrator.

Wow, dude wasn’t lying

Wow, dude wasn’t lying

Listening to My Bloody Valentine’s Loveless for the 50th time: “Wait, I get it! This is sex music!”

I realized a dream by presenting at PopCon yesterday. Here’s my paper.

And next at #PopCon is @idalupenis.bsky.social with “Always the Same and Never the Same: Writing About Trans Art in an Era of Trans Genocide” after an introduction by Evelyn McDonnell.

Wow, I just learned that the band’s full name was “Booker T. and the Metal Gear solid.” Wild.

i'm not the arbiter of foreign policy, i do not have the most knowledge of how Iran operates as a state, but this is so fucking wrong. when you're dead you don't come back. they made a bunch of kids dead. the entire administration is a war tribunal waiting to happen.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

too many people are being waaaayyyy too consent manufacturing shaped right now dawg. they fucking blew up kids. if your gut reaction to what's going on right now is anything less than "holy hell this should never have happened and it needs to stop immediately" you need to do a lot of self reflection

"Gulf of America" is a distraction. "Trump Kennedy Center" is a distraction. That ridiculous ballroom is a distraction. Attacking Iran isn't. They're fascists. War is part of the project.

They always start wars overnight so you wake up to it and feel even more powerless. What a nightmare.

True and for real, I don’t blame anyone for this: it has just been one horror atop another for the whole of the 21st century so far and every effort the public has made to mitigate it has been ruthlessly beaten into the dirt. It’s amazing anyone has energy and idealism left to e.g. oppose ICE.

“LGB without the T” gays should watch Paris is Burning, learn their own history, and then shut the fuck up forever

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Heroes in a half shell

“Movies with perfect casts don’t exist.” Oh yeah?

Seated for…

What an atrocious human being