Bisexual women will say, “I’m attracted to every woman and my bf,” and then this is their bf

Virgin Fatal Attraction: “This bitch is crazy 😱” Chad Basic Instinct: “This bitch is crazy 🥵”

My life is just cats

LibreOffice really wants its users to get a visit from the FBI

I abuse parentheticals, em dashes, and semicolons with vigor (or zest—giving my writing a sort of frantic, kinetic quality; a symptom of my ADHD, perhaps).

They have bonded over being British and their love for music

Whoa, Gilmore Girls predicted Peppa Pig

I love writing fiction, because I find myself Googling shit like “most lesbian cigarette brand”

Reading 'Salem's Lot, and the scariest thing in it so far is the phrase "the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to"

Recently rewatched that episode of The X-Files where there’s a parasitic worm that possess a human host and then kills everyone, and Scully realizes the way to defeat them is by putting two parasites inside the same host and letting them destroy each other Thinking about that rn for reasons

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How does an AuDHD bitch balance her passions for literature, music, film, television, writing, and four-hour YouTube video essays without letting one interest overtake the others?

Daryl Hall & John Oates, 2025

🎸 ALERT 🎲 A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓 The geeks are shocked when a girl sits at their table and doesn't immediately run away, and the freaks score fake IDs. 🕹️ New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/bKsAzBH

Tylenol just gets to steal the credit for my autism that the Mr. Bean VHS collection I got for Christmas when I was 5 worked its ass off for?

Okay, fine, I admit it: I’m the beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx

Me planning my birthday:

Making myself laugh by imagining a pirate singing “Hallelujah” “But you don’t really care for music, do ye?” “Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew ye” “All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ye”

I wish there was a single American political assassin with an ideology of merit It’s always like “Man who campaigned on the promise of feeding minority children to a meat grinder has been shot and killed,” followed by “Turns out the shooter thought he should’ve used a wood chipper instead”

I know I'm biased, but @popheist.com's line of members only recaps? So good. For example: @idalupenis.bsky.social's FREAKS & GEEKS recaps, which are basically the platonic ideal of the format. Personal, insightful, critical, entertaining. The best way to relive a show. popheist.com/freaks-and-g...

I’m glad Houses of Leaves has an index so I can skip to the good parts

I hit a new level of autism today (showed my therapist a video essay)

Imagine how validated you’d feel in your choice of partner if you told them that you wanted to star in something about the problems faced by modern women and they proceeded to write A Woman Under the fucking Influence for you. Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.

Is there a single good search engine left that won’t force either AI-generated results or an entire page of sponsored ads on me? Researching for this novel is significantly more infuriating than it was for my last one.

🎸 ALERT 🎲 A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓 FREAKS & GEEKS achieves greatness with this Mike White-penned episode — one that NBC refused to let air on network TV. 🕹️ New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/pjOfpKi

Really love this lead art I made for what is quite possibly the best episode of one of the best shows. And @idalupenis.bsky.social is killing it on these recaps. Worth the price of admission (episode 1's recap is free for all)

The Pogues' brilliance lied in their exploration of punk and folk and in asking if the two genres were even that different to begin with. Read @idalupenis.bsky.social's tribute to RUM SODOMY AND THE LASH.

The greatest two-sentence horror story ever written

Raiden at Mortal Kombat

🎸 ALERT 🎲 A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓 Halloween forces the geeks to admit they aren't kids anymore, and the freaks to see how immature they actually are. 🕹️ New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/S96hi1h

🎸 ALERT 🎲 A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓 Lindsay enters another identity crucible, this time in the form of a keg party with non-alcoholic beer. 🕹️ New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️ buff.ly/qAMhAP1

And just for fun — here are gift links to the past week's recaps, so you can get a feel for it. The plan is, all recaps are exclusive for 4 weeks and then made public. Here's @idalupenis.bsky.social on FREAKS & GEEKS. 💎 popheist.com/freaks-and-g...

💎 For members' eyes only 👁️ The world is unfair, especially in high school, but there's so much joy to be found if you're open to seeing it. @idalupenis.bsky.social heads back to school with the first of our FREAKS & GEEKS recap series — for subscribers! buff.ly/I1XBJzA

I’m gonna be recapping my favorite T.V. show of all time, Freaks and Geeks. If you wanna see these write-ups, subscribe to PopHeist and help a broke trans girl get paid. 😊

I’m so happy for him!

Messaging every cis male YouTuber I watch, “You know you can just be a girl, right?” until I hit the jackpot

G-Eazy’s verse on Britney Spears’ “Make Me…” is still one of the worst rap verses I’ve ever heard on a hit song.

Building luxury hotels and especially in Israel is one way we can all help Mother Gaia, thank you Leon

I’m so good at dating apps

Me when I hear a U2 song

Can’t believe that Black Sabbath wrote a song about I Saw the TV Glow, The Matrix, and Rob Zombie’s Halloween II (director’s cut)

I can’t stop listening to my own album. Is that a good sign, or just what making music is like?

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Music critic Melody Esme (@idalupenis.bsky.social) gives us the low-down on some of this week's album drops. Super clean — or super dirty — hyperpop, including her pick for best of the year (so far).

Music critic @idalupenis.bsky.social analyzes releases from insightful and incendiary artists Backxwash, Billy Woods, Little Simz, and McKinley Dixon.

Music critic @idalupenis.bsky.social reviews new releases from the Cali sound of HAIM to the British pop and electronic beats of aya and PinkPantheress.

hi it would mean the world to me if you listened to my band Ekko Astral’s debut album “pink balloons” & if you like it tell yr friends ok thanks love u 💞✌️

I’m so good at dating apps