Presumably they do not want to arrest their supporters and donors.

🚨 SOUTH PHILLY: ICE was spotted on 7th & Snyder at 9am this morning; their two unmarked Dodge SUVs (one gray, one black) are heading South on Broad as of 10am. Community members have eyes on them—alert your neighbors! KKF 7661 gray Dodge SUV LTM 932 black Dodge SUV

Fact!

When the worst person you know gets bitten by a snake, you don’t try to befriend the snake. You observe said biting from a considerable distance and enjoy the schadenfreude.

It’s good to see me, isn’t it? 💜✨ Yes, yes, the rumors are true — we are OFFICIALLY launching here on Bluesky! In case you forgot, we’re a place to buy books online where every purchase supports local bookstores, not billionaires. Thanks for being here 🙌🏽

A lot of people don't seem to understand why phrases like "Some of my best friends are Black, how can I be racist" are problematic. It's not what you think of the Black people you know that makes you racist. It's what you think of the ones you don't know. Same with everything.

The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬

Shocking... said no one

There's always a tweet.

@hiltonhonors.bsky.social Please explain how an unmade bed and dirty towels are for "my comfort".

Some people are getting the consequences they deserve!

Your phone bill shows what all the added-on taxes are. Why the fuck can't Amazon show the import taxes caused by His Magasty's tariffs? Oh, right, because Jeff Bezos has mushroom dick in his mouth.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

If America ever has a international security crisis, rest easy. We've got our best alcoholic on it!

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

For some reason, I decided to watch Conclave tonight

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment

Today would be a good day to invoke section 4 of the 25th amendment.

The Orange Shitstain call this "Winning"!

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Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole!

@sumsung.bsky.social your Ring came back from the repair center today and the battery still only lasts about 10 hours.

He's an idiot!

Where's that utopian society that was promised to us back in the 60s. We ended up with an ignorant Orange stain instead.

If Marco Rubio had a pair of balls, he would have resigned on Friday.

There are four GOP physicians in the senate. All 4 voted to confirm Kennedy as HHS secretary. Clearly, this is a violation of their Hipppocratic Oath to "do no harm".

Ditto, John.

I just watched the 1st two episodes of The Loner, a 1965 show written by Rod Serling that i never heard of b4. Well worth watching!

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Well now…☕️😑

There is no departmental waste or fraud that can be found by a taxpayer's social security number. As a CPA, this scares the hell out of me - considering the privacy measures IRS mandates to those in my profession. There is no reason for this other than going after individual taxpayers.

"He who saves his country, violates no law."

What were the Giants thinking? #eagles

I did not have the Eagles up by 24 at halftime in my wildest dreams! #flyeaglesfly #eagles

Go Birds! Bring it home 🦅🦅🦅

Let's go Eagles! Fly Eagles Fly! #eagles

I did not have US ownership of Gaza Strip on my first 100 days bat shit crazy bingo card.

It's almost as if tRump wants to intentionally crash the US economy!