didnt have the Red Sox season being effectively over in April but here we are

Your 2-7 Boston Red Sox Sell the team

you know the love for Rush is real because it has never ever gotten one of its listeners laid

Well deserved. Arrogant loser players led by arrogant loser manager.

The players clearly think this match is beneath them, again.

Another day another unimaginable humiliation thanks to being an Arsenal fan

kobe bryant was never the best player on any of the lakers teams that won a title

mad that the answer isn't "if it isn't the blowjob brothers"

congrats to our brave astronauts and also this tweet @bakoon.bsky.social

If this is what the Red Sox are gonna be then I'm fine with a lockout killing next and really all future seasons. I don't need this in my life.

Yeah time to fire Breslow

sam altman is going to need to build such a big winchester house for all the ai psychosis family annihilation ghosts

Not getting a real 3rd baseman should mean the end of Breslow having a job. Inexcusable.

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

it just sort of feels like when a cop in a movie shoots a werewolf with a normal bullet and everybody goes phew glad thats over and then the cop goes over to check the body and

I want you to know if you're a person who goes to a baseball game and yells SWING in the middle of every pitch, that no one will ever love you, your children are ashamed of you and you should Do The Right Thing with a 🔫

The evolution of verification.

If you put Stancil on the TL I'm just blocking you. This person is NO ONE. Ignore that they are alive.

No quicker pipeline to becoming a fascist than home ownership.

sometimes when I say I wanna kill myself all I mean is I want a big bowl of pasta

Saka playing this entire match is a fucking crime. This man is stealing money from the club with these performances.

Yeah fuck Kepa. Fuck all players from Chelsea. Garbage.

Starting Kepa was a mistake. He can't distribute the ball at all.

I think they should send Bernardo Silva to the Hague

This already feels like an end stage Wenger game where the other team just has the ball for the entire final 20 minutes and we hang off a cliff by fingernails. It's the 44th minute.

Tapping a guys toes is a card. Elbowing a guy in the face is play on. Okay man.

Never a card

Villa should let West Ham score a couple, IMO

@mayorwu.boston.gov why are we allowing Waymos to test in South Boston? These things are, at best, a nuisance and at worst a massive safety liability for drivers and pedestrian alike. We need to ban driverless vehicles from our streets.

Good morning

VAMOS VENEZUELA.

DAVID RAYA IS ALL THAT IS MAN

Idiotic

HA HA TIME 4 E&C

What a fucking loser

Tears in my eyes on the pitch for that kid

Only way Arsenal are scoring is Dowman gets a penalty

Saka got paid and stopped showing up to work. Many such cases.

This setup does not work. It doesn't produce offense and it is leaking chances for Everton.

Horseshoe of sadness getting a lot of action already

This system that results in Timber playing #10 all the fucking time is shit and Arteta should stop with this.

this is a radical position but I believe that if you are a person of integrity you should not be using far right wing propaganda websites owned by sociopaths

Vinny P is my new favorite player. All hail this giant dong smackin ginzo.

If youre not rooting against the US in this thing I don't know what you're doing. Fuck the US. May they lose everything. Wars, Baseball, World Cup, Olympics, everything.

Gunns offers Suzuki a cigarette 😂 #wXw16Carat

Can y'all do Canada too

Roll Garnacho off the pitch and into a grave, fuckin get on with it

Well at least Wrexham are making this a massive pain in the ass for Chelsea

Sounds good to me, pimp

This is the only cover of that record. I don't even know what the other one looks like.