finally new jet lag is coming to wash away the stain that tom scott’s cringe awful acting left on my memory

bill clinton was so real for saying didnt cum doesnt count

The best thing about this season of Jet Lag the Game being over is I don’t have to watch Tom Scott’s cringe acting any more

buy high sell low, follow me for more trading tips

dream job: fluffer for twinkfluencer GRWM videos

Ursula K. LeGuin on technology

can’t help but feel the jockstrap logo is just the beginning of what happens when the techbros stop DEI programmes

Do re mi fa s-s-serving Kant

omg the playstation 30th anniversary startup sound had me SPOOKED

bout to retcon some gas takes from 2001-09-11

can we talk about the enshittification of the BBC news app? some product manager in pursuit of eyeball time made the decision to redesign it ages ago and it’s so much worse

regret to inform you all that i will be sequestered indoors until straight pride (winter wonderland) is finished

Ah, yes, all the classic take-away cuisines…

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed

They're not an oomfie if they'be been inside you come on

My friend accidentally took a 150 milligram gummy (WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST) and wrote down what happens when you take a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLIGRAM GUMMY.

cringe and twee post but thinking about the silent erasure that happens every time people pick up and move to a new platform, when a small handful of accounts of people who passed away just don’t migrate to the new place

god it’s so nice to see everyone skeeting less about twitter and getting back to posting about what really matters, like snow and hole pics and fingering each other 🥰

The founder of the largest Twitter blocklist in the 2014 gamergate era came to regret it, as it was in instances used to exact revenge and purity-testing. Be extremely careful with the powers you delegate.

Sorry Twitter

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? [Invalid Handle] Absorbent and yellow and porous is he [Invalid Handle] If nautical nonsense be something you wish [Invalid Handle] Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish [Invalid Handle] (Ready?) [Invalid Handle] [Invalid Handle] [Invalid Handle]

when twitter was rate limited: you stupid ass. elon you suck. suck my ass when bluesky is down: it’s going to be ok. can i kiss you to make it better

@matthewcarson.bsky.social my thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

Some may say Musk is breaking the mold by having a role in government AND owning an influential social media platform. But they are forgetting the true trailblazer: Matt Hancock the App.

this is so cool i found clusters for spanish, chinese, korean, japanese and russian speakers, lgbt people, furries, foot fetishists… the list goes on

Whats going on with mycareer

Y'all missed peak Bluesky

finally a use for all the dumb domains i’ve bought