I still haven't seen a proper explanation as to why that interview was being conducted on the set of Hee Haw.

Miss when I could turn on the TV and have this guy tell me about how everybody is gonna have an XM307 and Dragonskin vests

I go into every movie like the movie producer from Peter Jackson's King Kong asking if theres gonna be boobies, jigglies, jabongas, bazoombas?

Conservatives always talkin about "traditional values" and going back to the 1950s then get mad that somebody transitions into a gorgeous housewife, like make up your mind already damn

Had a dream past night where me and my wife signed up for a game show where you and your family just run anf hide from a man hunting you down with a tranquilizer gun and in the brief moment before I fully awoke I was like "damn we should actually sign up for that show we'd do great"

guy: was kinda hoping that you'd be doing crazy fantasy stuff to get my energy succubus giving handjob with one hand and playing candy crush with the other: nah that'd be inefficient as hell. spend way more energy than what i get. guy: but if it wasn't? succubus: messing up my combos here, man.

Guy who loves piss at the jetski store: "Look, I think I misinterpreted your sign"

It's hard to get more blatantly cartoonishly evil than Amazon tearing down the historic drive-in theater to build a warehouse but here we are anyway

i hope death is actually like that Twilight Zone episode with Robert Redford. i want death to show up looking like an extremely fuckable Robert Redford.

Remember back in the 2010s when video games gave you pictures of titties as unlockable bonuses

I don't drive like a lunatic anymore (I have kids) But back in the day (long enough for statute of limitations) I drove a stock 2005 Subaru Forester 130 MPH and that was more fun than any sports car i've ever been in

I think it would be great the next time Trump started spouting lies in an interview the interviewer confronted him with 6 shots from a snub nose revolver to the face thatd be pretty cool journalism

Museum of Fine Art? More like Museum of Ein Fart! (I am an award winning comedienne)

Godzilla Destroy All Monsters Pelé

Last one for tonight, one of them video'd games the kids talk about. Corpse Killer for the Sega CD 32X I don't have a 32X, and neither my Genesis or Sega CD work so I've never played it. I'm not versed in electronics so I don't know whats wrong with either of them, so they remain that way.

A tape! Love Taxi Driver no matter how many cringey dudes also like it. By far my favorite packaging it's ever been released in, the Checker Cab motif is beautiful and pops on the shelf. I like to think Peter Boyle's character in this is The Monster from Young Frankenstein after he moved out.

Bonus comic while I have them out, loved the first arc of the IDW MLP: Friendship is Magic series but I never followed it after that because I wasn't able to get to comic stores regularly at the time.

Here's a slice from the comic collection I adore every single piece of art of Eternity's Puppet Master series, I love how they assure you there's gonna be boobs before you even open it every issue. I dont have #1 of the first series, but have the Children of the Puppet Master TPB to even it out.

Let's get more positive, here's something I like: This is my copy of SKOLD VS KMFDM, autographed even. I'm not one to keep things locked up so its dirty and has been well listened to over the years. Honestly probably my favorite KMFDM related album and cover, despite my love for Aidan Hughes.

Made this for my #1 kitchen buddy and I as a joke to torment our coworkers during our shifts. One day it got too busy to change it and we listened to it for our entire 8 hour shift. Miss you Adeem hope youre out there pissing people off with jukeboxes and starting bar brawls like you were meant to

"genAI isn't in the final product" bro I'm pissed off it even exists at all, you think I'll let it slide because you used just a little bit?

Cant wait for this upcoming decade long cycle of people not buying AAA games that use AI, indie games selling well, AAA Studios buying out those IPs and making a sequel using AI, then blaming the IP when it doesnt sell well that time.

Listening to my neighbor fight with his (ex?) wife over the phone and he just yelled "YOU'RE A FUCKING GOOBER!" Idk what the argument it about but he's winning

We gotta love DRACULA. Nothing more beautiful than an Irishman thinking up the most horrible ghoul he can imagine and unleashing him on the English.

*takes my antipsychotics* Damn this Hitchcock movie sucks

Every movie poster i see that doesnt look like this breaks my heart

Love when people on the internet talk to me. As a lifelong rural mainer its still such an exciting novelty to talk to anybody under the age of 65

Why would anybody play a game with genAI when you can just buy a PS2

i already have a library of unplayed games that could last me a lifetime. i have no problem skipping literally every game tainted by genAI forever.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: North By Northwest (1959)

Every day I wake up with the mindset of posting positive things. But I just love bitchin' and hatin' too much to resist the siren call.

I might be a hater and make fun of stuff a lot with video games, but I've always been a firm believer that you should play what you like and are excited for. Don't let yourself be judged by what other people think of you, they are irrelevant so go tell them to go piss up a rope.

If you can't make something without genAI you aren't good enough and don't deserve to make it. And by that I mean there is nothing you can't make without it if you care or try at all. Even making something shoddy is better than killing the world to make some conglomerate of plagarism.

Really missing the Green Herb tonight but I also dont want big sobriety number to go back to small sobriety number

I've worked (briefly, admittedly) in elderly care, specifically on the dementia care unit of the facility, and this is exactly what it sounds like.

Got a copy of Mercenaries 1 today. Still pining to get a copy of Mercs 2 again so I can return to 2008 once more

Dumb people always like to gripe during pride month about what "the kids" are being exposed to. I don't want to burst anybodies bubble or pull back the curtain too much, but I'm really pretty sure that most people already heard of sex. I think word has got out about it.

Google’s AI search is a revolution in one way - it redraws the boundaries of theft. Given how valuable web traffic is, a search engine designed to lift information from sites wholesale while actively depriving them of views is burglary of the Internet. I genuinely don’t think it should be legal.

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I yearn for another FPS that has interstitial documentaries with actual information like they did with Call of Duty 2: Big Red One RIP The Military Channel you where the best propaganda around

I'm A Slut Married Woman Edition Ma'am! You Really Love It Don't Ya

I may have been born 15 years after it released, and it may have put me out of touch with kids my age, but boy do I cherish having my first gaming memories be of joyful hours of Duck Hunt, Super Mario Bros, Excitebike, and other classics that no kids in my class would understand why I wanted to play

Playing Pretend

these are getting weird

IMDB Parent's Guides are either written by the most feverishly horny people in the world or people who think that the mere presence of men and women together is innappropriate with no in-between

Sometimes the universe shines its light upon me and today is that day

I don't really know why people expected anything good from the new Scary Movie. Like, we all like some jokes from the older movies but did we also all forget the entire shitty feature length runtime that surrounds those jokes?

"The new Scary Movie isn't funny" and other great quotes from the 2000s