If Celine Dion removed all the consonants from her name, she’d be EIEIO.

Well, there goes the electricity in my neighborhood. This weather is starting to remind me of the big ice storm of 1994.

QP a picture YOU took. Just a picture. No description.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Queef

Slightly diminish a movie: Manager of the Rings: Club of the Ring

Slightly diminish a band: Hawkbreeze

Your Clue murder is the color of your top, where you’re reading this, & the object immediately to your right. I’m Mr. Brown, in the living room, with the hardback novel.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Black Sabbath Blitzkrieg

Make a Bond film D&D: The Bard Who Loved Me

Make a Bond movie casual. Appointment with Dr. No

Tonight, you will be visited by three sprits…

Would a conflict between landscapers be considered a turf war?

Post an altar selfie if you’re so enshrined.

Post a jail cell(fie) if you’re so confined.

Post a published article selfie if you’re so bylined.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy, Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, May your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off of your thighs.

We did it! We saved daylight! Great job, everyone!

If words were pronounced like Greek names: Popsicles: “Spectacles, can you see what’s going on?” Spectacles: “Vehicles is trying to drive away, but Tentacles won’t let him go, Barnacles insists on coming along, and Obstacles is in the way. You don’t need to be Oracles to see what’ll happen next.”

A brief overview of how my brain “works”. Me: Let’s try to keep things simple. My brain: The Scorpion King 2 is a prequel to a spinoff of a sequel to a remake. Me: I said “simple”! Try again. My brain: 07:35 is ten till a quarter after half-past 7:00. Me: That’s…not better.

Age yourself with a film you saw in theaters as a kid.

Shitty Creature Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social An Awakened Tree that bears fruits which provide the benefits of the potions the tree was “watered” with while being Awakened. It’s a Chemis-Tree.

Tell me truly, I implore! Is there anything at this store From foreign lands Or within these shores That e’er again I might afford? Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Given the past few days here's a useful video: youtu.be/wRz_31MWwYc?...

Normalize using MAS (Mildly Amused Smile) instead of LOL when you’re not actually laughing out loud.

My hip hop name would be Todd Off Shotgun.

A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

How do you capture the feeling of Silksong in a TTRPG? I'm glad you asked. I wrote this article just for such an occasion.

Slightly diminish a book: A Crow on the Orient Express

TIL that Emperor Hadrian’s family name was Aelius. Does that mean that Hadrian’s Wall was built by Aelians? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian...

SHADOWS OVER SOL 2E IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! Venture into the hungry void of outer space. Explore derelict spaceships, make deals with shady corps and try to survive the horrors encroaching on your every move. #ttrpg #ttrpgs #ttrpgsky #dnd #ttrpgcommunity #rpg

Age verification? I had to get up and walk across the room to change the TV channel.

A picture of a crow and a raven. In this image, the crow is the one next to the raven. For reference, a crow is a bird; a raven is a beak with a bird attached to it.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Happy Preantepenultimate Friday, everyone!

When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)

Thinking about creating a corporate TTRPG titled Buzzwords & Bullsh*t. The goal is to convince investors to throw money at you by saying things like “We prioritize cloud-first mobility while staying rooted in a WiFi-forward framework”, and other such nonsense. #ttrpg

The existence of monoliths implies the existence of duoliths, trioliths, quadraliths, etc., but we never see any of those. Why? What are they hiding?

I have a joke about Prometheus, but I can’t tell it because it’s fire. 🔥

Up 2: No Good

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible.” Farm boy loses foster parents, joins terrorist group, and destroys a government installation.

Cyclops slaps his chicken eight times a day.

I had an unusual experience overnight. I woke up at about 1:30 AM to the most horrendous stench ever inflicted on my olfactory system. My tongue actually went numb from it. I had to leave my home for over an hour. I’ve smelled skunk spray before, but never anything like that.

Add a letter; ruin a movie… The Princess Bridle

Ninja Fart: Silent but Deadly

Something I’ve noticed in D&D is that named Wizard spells generally follow this format: [Name]’s [Adjective] [Noun] Examples: [Tasha]’s [Hideous] [Laughter] [Tenser]’s [Floating] [Disc] Does that mean [Mike]’s [Hard] [Lemonade] is also a Wizard spell? #DnD #ttrpg

Shitty Spell Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: A spell that increases the speed, agility, and endurance of an undead creature. The name of the spell? Vigor Mortis #DnD #ttrpg

Shitty Monster Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: Fast food-related monsters, such as - Chalupacabra - Wendygo What are some others that might be encountered? #DnD #ttrpg

Fun conversation I had with my supervisor last night: Me: Just a heads up; once I leave, I won’t be able to make it in again until next month. Supervisor: Okay, we’ll get coverage for you. Me: That won’t be necessary; next month starts in an hour. Supervisor: 🤦‍♂️ I can’t believe I fell for that.

Shitty Character Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: The Lorax, but he’s a Druid who’s been awakening trees to fight loggers. Druid: “I am tue Lorax. I speak for the trees. I’ve awakened them all, that they may break your knees!”