I’ve decided to conduct a small social experiment. Question: Are you immortal? A. Yes B. No C. So Far Comment your answer.

What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only) “Aging is inevitable; maturing is optional.”

Is it just me, or does it seem like @bsky.app is trying to push users to seek alternative sites?

Questions for the GMs, writers, and worldbuilding folks out there; Are military veterans and fallen warriors buried with their armor and weapons? If so, how often do unscrupulous necromancers create armies of undead veterans? If not, is there any war materiel haunted by former owners? #TTRPG

Add a food to a movie name. How to Train Your Dragon Fruit.

Add a food to a movie name. Baklava to the Future.

Decided to mess with my supervisor tonight. Me: “Just a heads up: once I clock out tonight, I won’t be in for the rest of the month.” Supervisor: 😳 “Umm, why?” Me: 😏 “Because next month starts tomorrow.” Supervisor: 😂 “You stop it!”

🥃 The cup: half empty or half full? Optimist: Half full. Pessimist: Half empty. Scientist: Unless it’s in a vacuum, it’s full: 50% liquid, 50% gas. Literalist: Both; they’re mutually inclusive states. Engineer: It’s the wrong size. Big Business: We should market this as a subscription service.

Just saw a meteor break up and burn up in the sky. It’s been a while since I’ve seen one do that. It’s pretty cool.

And let us not forget about some of the , more obscure knights of the Round Table: - Sir Cumspect, the Wary - Sir Round, the Encompassing - Sir Uptishus, the Secretive - Sir Veillance, the Watchful - Sir Vivar, the Enduring

Hey @jcsalterego.bsky.social, it looks like they had a backup factory ready to go; they’re still cranking weekdays out.

Trump: “I can’t. I don’t want them to be killed.” Translation: “I’m making things up, but I don’t want to be called out on it.”

This is a dance off! If you see this, QP a dance or you’re eliminated.

Where do snipers shop? Target

[March 15, 44 BC] Marcus Brutus: “Knife day we’re having.” Julius Caesar: “What?” Gaius Longinus: *desperately miming “shut up”*

It’s π day, so here’s a bit of fun. The word “pizza” is the formula for determining the area of a circle (πr2) in disguise. If the area of a pizza (which is sometimes called a pie) is “a” and the length of a slice is “z”, then you get the following formula: pi(zz)=a You’re welcome.

Add a letter, ruin a song. Bald

To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them

Punch today in the face and show it who’s boss.

Change a word, ruin a movie. Spider-Mansplaining RoboCopout Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns Lord of the Rings: Return of the Thing

Age verification? I was already a teenager when the Maastricht Treaty was signed to create the European Union.

English is weird. GH stands for P in “Hiccough” OUGH stands for O in “Dough” PHTH stands for T in “Phthisis” EIGH stands for A in “Neighbor” TTE stands for T in “Gazette” EAU stands for O in “Plateau” Therefore, “Ghoughphtheightteeau” spells “Potato”. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

If Celine Dion removed all the consonants from her name, she’d be EIEIO.

Well, there goes the electricity in my neighborhood. This weather is starting to remind me of the big ice storm of 1994.

QP a picture YOU took. Just a picture. No description.

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Queef

Slightly diminish a movie: Manager of the Rings: Club of the Ring

Slightly diminish a band: Hawkbreeze

Your Clue murder is the color of your top, where you’re reading this, & the object immediately to your right. I’m Mr. Brown, in the living room, with the hardback novel.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Black Sabbath Blitzkrieg

Make a Bond film D&D: The Bard Who Loved Me

Make a Bond movie casual. Appointment with Dr. No

Tonight, you will be visited by three sprits…

Would a conflict between landscapers be considered a turf war?

Post an altar selfie if you’re so enshrined.

Post a jail cell(fie) if you’re so confined.

Post a published article selfie if you’re so bylined.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy, Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, May your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off of your thighs.

We did it! We saved daylight! Great job, everyone!

If words were pronounced like Greek names: Popsicles: “Spectacles, can you see what’s going on?” Spectacles: “Vehicles is trying to drive away, but Tentacles won’t let him go, Barnacles insists on coming along, and Obstacles is in the way. You don’t need to be Oracles to see what’ll happen next.”

A brief overview of how my brain “works”. Me: Let’s try to keep things simple. My brain: The Scorpion King 2 is a prequel to a spinoff of a sequel to a remake. Me: I said “simple”! Try again. My brain: 07:35 is ten till a quarter after half-past 7:00. Me: That’s…not better.

Age yourself with a film you saw in theaters as a kid.

Shitty Creature Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social An Awakened Tree that bears fruits which provide the benefits of the potions the tree was “watered” with while being Awakened. It’s a Chemis-Tree.

Tell me truly, I implore! Is there anything at this store From foreign lands Or within these shores That e’er again I might afford? Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Given the past few days here's a useful video: youtu.be/wRz_31MWwYc?...

Normalize using MAS (Mildly Amused Smile) instead of LOL when you’re not actually laughing out loud.

My hip hop name would be Todd Off Shotgun.

A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

How do you capture the feeling of Silksong in a TTRPG? I'm glad you asked. I wrote this article just for such an occasion.