Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy, Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious, May your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner, Stay off of your thighs.

We did it! We saved daylight! Great job, everyone!

If words were pronounced like Greek names: Popsicles: “Spectacles, can you see what’s going on?” Spectacles: “Vehicles is trying to drive away, but Tentacles won’t let him go, Barnacles insists on coming along, and Obstacles is in the way. You don’t need to be Oracles to see what’ll happen next.”

A brief overview of how my brain “works”. Me: Let’s try to keep things simple. My brain: The Scorpion King 2 is a prequel to a spinoff of a sequel to a remake. Me: I said “simple”! Try again. My brain: 07:35 is ten till a quarter after half-past 7:00. Me: That’s…not better.

Age yourself with a film you saw in theaters as a kid.

Shitty Creature Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social An Awakened Tree that bears fruits which provide the benefits of the potions the tree was “watered” with while being Awakened. It’s a Chemis-Tree.

Tell me truly, I implore! Is there anything at this store From foreign lands Or within these shores That e’er again I might afford? Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

Given the past few days here's a useful video: youtu.be/wRz_31MWwYc?...

Normalize using MAS (Mildly Amused Smile) instead of LOL when you’re not actually laughing out loud.

My hip hop name would be Todd Off Shotgun.

A mistake repeated more than once is a decision.

How do you capture the feeling of Silksong in a TTRPG? I'm glad you asked. I wrote this article just for such an occasion.

Slightly diminish a book: A Crow on the Orient Express

TIL that Emperor Hadrian’s family name was Aelius. Does that mean that Hadrian’s Wall was built by Aelians? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian...

SHADOWS OVER SOL 2E IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! Venture into the hungry void of outer space. Explore derelict spaceships, make deals with shady corps and try to survive the horrors encroaching on your every move. #ttrpg #ttrpgs #ttrpgsky #dnd #ttrpgcommunity #rpg

Age verification? I had to get up and walk across the room to change the TV channel.

A picture of a crow and a raven. In this image, the crow is the one next to the raven. For reference, a crow is a bird; a raven is a beak with a bird attached to it.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Happy Preantepenultimate Friday, everyone!

When I found a pub with an inverted normal map. (If you understand what this means, you have to repost.)

Thinking about creating a corporate TTRPG titled Buzzwords & Bullsh*t. The goal is to convince investors to throw money at you by saying things like “We prioritize cloud-first mobility while staying rooted in a WiFi-forward framework”, and other such nonsense. #ttrpg

The existence of monoliths implies the existence of duoliths, trioliths, quadraliths, etc., but we never see any of those. Why? What are they hiding?

I have a joke about Prometheus, but I can’t tell it because it’s fire. 🔥

Up 2: No Good

"Describe a favorite movie in the most misleading way possible.” Farm boy loses foster parents, joins terrorist group, and destroys a government installation.

Cyclops slaps his chicken eight times a day.

I had an unusual experience overnight. I woke up at about 1:30 AM to the most horrendous stench ever inflicted on my olfactory system. My tongue actually went numb from it. I had to leave my home for over an hour. I’ve smelled skunk spray before, but never anything like that.

Add a letter; ruin a movie… The Princess Bridle

Ninja Fart: Silent but Deadly

Something I’ve noticed in D&D is that named Wizard spells generally follow this format: [Name]’s [Adjective] [Noun] Examples: [Tasha]’s [Hideous] [Laughter] [Tenser]’s [Floating] [Disc] Does that mean [Mike]’s [Hard] [Lemonade] is also a Wizard spell? #DnD #ttrpg

Shitty Spell Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: A spell that increases the speed, agility, and endurance of an undead creature. The name of the spell? Vigor Mortis #DnD #ttrpg

Shitty Monster Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: Fast food-related monsters, such as - Chalupacabra - Wendygo What are some others that might be encountered? #DnD #ttrpg

Fun conversation I had with my supervisor last night: Me: Just a heads up; once I leave, I won’t be able to make it in again until next month. Supervisor: Okay, we’ll get coverage for you. Me: That won’t be necessary; next month starts in an hour. Supervisor: 🤦‍♂️ I can’t believe I fell for that.

Shitty Character Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: The Lorax, but he’s a Druid who’s been awakening trees to fight loggers. Druid: “I am tue Lorax. I speak for the trees. I’ve awakened them all, that they may break your knees!”

Shitty Dpell Idea a la @samcomerford.bsky.social: Hocus-Focus: Gives the target advantage on checks to maintain concentration on spells Shitty Spell Twist: The material component is Abracadadderall #DnD #ttrpg

Please share and sign this petition! Books that recommend any form of abuse as a “cure” for autism should never see the light of day, let alone on a platform as big as Amazon.

Today marks four consecutive days of tornado watches. Is Mother Nature auditioning for the role of Big, Bad Wolf or something?

Pros and Cons of the day so far. Cons - Tornado Watch from midnight to 08:00. - Tornado Warning from 02:45 to 04:30. Fun times. - 2 hours of sleep. Pros - No storm damage. - ADHD means 2 hours of sleep will last me the whole day. - Got caught up on some reading. Overall, a good day so far.

In honor of (what’s left of) April Fool’s Day, here’s a silly magic item for your game. @redwyrm.bsky.social, I think the Wyrmling will get a kick out of these. #DnD #ttrpg

Well, it looks like I’m in for an interesting night. We’re under (another) tornado watch until around 3:00 AM. That’s the one thing I don’t like about this time of year.

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Age yourself with a cartoon you enjoyed watching as a kid.

Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:

Not having a great weekend. I’ve been dealing with a fever that’s hovering between 100.3° and 101.8°. Anyone have some funny anecdotes to cheer me up?

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

First they came...

I think I know why Elon Musk is obsessed with the letter X: He prefers his Swastikas sans-serif.

Book Horror: this thing haunts books and scares the hells out of you when you open it. #DnD

According to a certain executive order that was signed this week, I am now a woman. Ladies, what sort of issues should I be on the lookout for?