1096 days

Wow, it’s like someone remembers how to be President.

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

Ahead of Veterans Day, I was honored to welcome a flight of veterans and their families as they arrived in DC.

While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.

We deserve a Democratic Party that is willing to fight as hard as we are. We need new leadership in this moment and to get there, we need a chorus of support for change. Tell your Democratic senators to call on Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. It’s time for drastic action.

If you live in Pennsylvania, please call Fetterman's local offices and let them know that you'll do everything within your time and abilities to make sure he doesn't win his next election.

Jesus Christ, @kaine.senate.gov, getting a pinky promise to hold one single vote on ACA funding is not "a path toward fixing the health care mess" anymore than a lottery ticket is a "path toward fixing my personal finances"

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

What the hell are we doing?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Paramount scored a win by keeping Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show" through 2026—a smart business decision that also spares the company from what would have been a major PR disaster. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/jon-stewar...

“Most of the days the federal government has ever been shut down, Donald Trump was the president.”— @howtoreadthisch.art www.howtoreadthisch.art/red-versus-b...

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

This is a cold cut

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

So Trump has posted about 20 photos of the refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which should satisfy the needs of the unemployed and hungry. In addition to looking pretty crummy, I have some questions about this toilet, which will have a great view of the new ballroom and vice versa.

Happy #Halloween! A wonderful 2nd century AD Roman mosaic found near Antioch, Turkey showing a skeleton, cup of wine in hand, reclining on the floor of a dining room in a house reminding guests to enjoy life: ‘ευφρόσυνος’

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Had. To. Share. After. Seeing. On. Facebook 😢

Here to terrify on #Halloween 🦇😱 BL Add MS 18852; the 'Hours of Joanna I of Castile' or the 'Hours of Joanna the Mad'; 1486 CE-1506 CE; f.150r

These contiguous posts in my timeline show how companies, both big and small, can either devote themselves to the trivial and evil or the substantive and good.

The pariah formerly known as Prince

Under the program, a sponsor such as a business, school or apartment owner can buy 31-day passes that usually cost $97.50 for $28 as long as they make them available to everyone in their group, commit to the program for a year & charge the recipient $28 or less. www.unionprogress.com/2025/10/26/p...

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Remember ICE doesn't have valid warrants for entry, & their "officers" are paid bounties. So if, like the owner of this laundromat, you happen to lock the door, they can only stare angrily while they think of all the money they AREN'T getting by committing atrocities against our communities.

Hang it in the Louvre; I hear there's room... (Photo @aaronscott_dp)

I don't want my tax dollars spent on 5 cars with 8-10 guys deployed to arrest a 15-year old child. #WTF are we even doing here, folks?

Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.

Why did Indiana University attack and cut its own student newspaper? Well, in a twist of irony any English professor would call clichéd, it turns out IU did it because they were angry about the students' reporting on a FIRE report naming IU as the worst public university for free speech in the US.

Thank you, Chicago.

Just for the record, in 2020: - Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey - Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes - Garland was an appeals court judge - Monaco was in private practice in LA There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise. He crazy.

Protip: When you see signs like these in a window. Go shop there and tell your server or salesperson their support for immigrants made YOU support their business.

Governor Gavin Newsom Here's to a great #WorldSeries and a tariff-free friendship between Ontario and California! Doug Ford With the Jays heading to the World Series against the LA Dodgers, Governor Newsom and I have a friendly wager going. Win or lose, we’re thrilled to celebrate great baseball.

“…taking a different approach.”????? You guys. Come the F on Do better

Fun fact: In Munich where the degenerate art show started, Hitler opened his first building, The House of German Art, the day before the opening of the Degenerate Art Exhibition. Long lines around the block for the degenerate art; party officials had to buy bulk tix to make Nazi art seem popular

I worry that's going over folk's heads, Hat. For them... www.vam.ac.uk/articles/ent...

ICE in Portland: “Dear God, they’re Jazzercising in formation! Light ‘em up!”