The funniest thing about Trump is all the people behind him are gonna let him and his legacy assume all the blame. His name will be dirt for generations at best. History will look back on him as the worst American in history, and everyone including his grandchildren will agree.

Ok, things might look bleak, but we've pulled through this kind of crisis before. The key is to work together, stay strong, and do all we can to help a brave young x-wing pilot to exploit a design flaw in the Death Star and... no, wait. That's a movie I once saw. Sorry. We're doomed.

I wake up to everyday to check if I need to stock more provisions like I’m planning for the blitz. Not because of Russia or China.

I genuinely wonder if he’s mixed up Denmark and Norway at this point.

I swear, no people has ever been wronger about everything that all the Christians after Christ himself, and we’re just being reminded of that by way of the Evangelicals.

I have long believed that we all died in the last ten years and yes, this is hell.

My feed is mostly Star Trek, gay hockey, and the collapse of western civilization.

Grand strategy is having a plan for a lasting peace beyond hostilities. Without it, hostilities continue. Sure, against the oppressed, but also—and most importantly—against the oppressor. Democracy is a promise to avoid it. Authoritarianism is a promise to expect it.

America has the biggest divorce dad energy in the history of all time.

I remember when the Russians invaded Ukraine and lots and lots and lots of people were like, “Why don’t everyday Russians rise up and stop this?!”

Eventually he will die and the entire world will control his legacy, and the legacy of his lineage.

America is at war with everyone but Russia, and that includes being at war with its own people.

The thing is, Europeans don’t just read about the horrors of fascism. They’ve put it front and center so it’ll never be forgotten. The dead are buried in their soil—the memorials are neighbors to the governments. It not glossed over or misunderstood. They know where this all goes.

The power of foresight and morality was no match for the power of ignorance and cruelty.

It is objectively funny that they bitched about non-existent participation trophies for fucking ever.

Canada about to become the Americas oldest continuous democracy.

"Fuck they're stupid." -Putin, November, 2024

An insane child rapist who is painted orange is circumventing the constitution of the United States, suppressing its people, and floating the idea of invading allied nations.

Germany was able to tap the phones on Air Force One. I gotta think European intelligence agencies know everything that's in those files.

Now that the Iranians are about to join the civilized world, they’ll finally have a chance to behold the splendours of western society: melting the planet, blowing up fishermen, and using supercomputers to make child porn.

“Whatever happened to the 2A people?” You are the 2A people—they dragged you along. Now it’s you.

I didn’t read a single bad book in 2025. In the spirit of 2026, the first book I’ve now read was—um—pretty fucking terrible.

If I move out of Chernobyl because of a nuclear meltdown, then cancer wins. I’m staying.

Not to make this about looks, but the whole administration appears like they're rotting from the inside, and their skin suits are collapsing in on the adipocere.

Watching someone slowly move right on the political spectrum because their lives are not fulfilling their dreams and their anger needs to be exercised, is basically what I see in anyone who supports the current form of right-wing politics around the world.

You can’t declare victory and go home. There must always be another threat, another justification for the next action. A neighborhood of Somali immigrants becomes a front in a war. A woman in an SUV becomes a terrorist. Escalation is the purpose. The ideology will never achieve its goals.

Kissinger’s spirit haunts this place.

They shot a single mom? That’s some dark shit.

People will be like “which country is gonna save us from Trump” and the “Colts looked terrible today rip my fantasy football team” in the same day.

For whatever reason, my contempt for Rubio seems to be the greatest.

finally, we're living through precedented times

Everyone in future generations is going to think everyone in this generation was a complete fuckwit.

This is most morally reprehensible time in my life, and I think it's only going to get worse.

Good news, the guy currently running the United States is going to bring that brand of leadership and success to Venezuela.

I read zero bad books this year. My most listened to were Daughter (UK), Flower Face (Canada), London Grammar (UK), and Calva Louise (Argentina, New Zealand, France). Aside from most everything else burning the fuck down, the things I love went pretty well. youtu.be/jAxOyFE59c4?...

I dunno—they say the system rewards integrity and hard work, but right now it sure as fuck looks like it rewards psychopathy and greed.

Still remains crazy the stoic biggest dick'd alpha males who moaned about participation awards for decades all voted for the emo'ist smallest dick'd complainer who—himself, got a participation award.

Anyway, reminder to check Glassdoor before taking a new job.

80s Christmas movies were filled with psychopaths.

Anyway, now you know how every crisis of humanity in history happened. 1 part evil, and 99 parts cowardice.

I bet the people in the navy fucking hate that guy.

Trump's hand has also been redacted.

I've made peace with the notion that I will never understand affect vs. effect, and by extension I will never use either word for the remainder of my life.

“I felt as if I were witnessing a comparable descent into the deep heart of darkness, a twilight underworld governed by disciplined, meticulous and energetically mindless groupthink...” -David Shoup, Commandant USMC, 1961

"The old civic religion that bound citizens to the state gave way to mystery cults and eventually Christianity, which taught that the real kingdom wasn't of this world. Why die for Rome when eternal salvation mattered more? The elite retreated to fortified villas, avoiding public service."

No one thinks they’ll be the Yezhov when cheering on the dictator.

“He poured out on her the sum of all his inarticulate fury and aborted desires. Hating her, he could leave himself intact.”