If anything, Iran should have attacked America for making this movie.

Man, the Epstein Class better hope all those killer security bots the need are ready before they crash the world economy.

oh shit oh fuck I don't have nearly enough Robux to bribe these ICE agents.

acab includes the HOA

SCOTUS has set back the United States by an entire generation. So far.

What you said is wrong. The reality is, our state-run media, of our brutal theocracy, is not as credible, as another state run media, of another brutal theocracy.

Bears repeating that the horrors that happened immediately after Iwo Jima were precisely because of the horrors that happened on Iwo Jima.

I’m putting my money or the irritable air travellers.

Think what’s funniest about this is after dude dies they’re gonna have to cremate him because otherwise there is going to be an annual pilgrimage to shit on his grave.

Further to this, I’m now only eating falafel for the rest of my life #booksky

“I rape and kill children and fuck you and your bank balance because I’m president” is quite the departure from “I like ice cream and trains, and I wanna pay off your student loans.”

Live your life so AI doesn’t summarize you as a douche canoe.

Does anyone really believe Iran will think this war is over anytime within our lifetime?

Tender Is The Flesh is… um… .. . a lot. #booksky

Trump is taking an all of society approach to making the Epstein Class wealthier.

Trump is a Russian asset. Moscow is directing him on how to destroy democracy. Christian nationalists are hitched to try and reform the nation as Christian. Republicans are craven useful idiots. Billionaires are funding the further consolidation of wealth. MAGA voters are fucking idiots.

Pete Hegseth is a twice divorced, serial cheating, drunk, rapist who can't do a single pull up, and his idea of being a real man is bullying the most vulnerable and blowing up school children. He's not a real man. He's hardly a real human.

You get what you pay for, and in this case, they paid for a top 3 the worst living human.

Qatar traded a jumbo jet for the destruction of their own oil fields 😂

Beyond the human cost, there is a direct line between the hour-to-hour news I’m getting and the incremental rise of price for existing. I wonder what bread will cost at 10am. I wonder what milk will cost at 11.

What’s the total cost of this Epstein-Iran war to the entire world at this point?

South Park is just gonna write Markwayne in as a brick.

“The lie functions as a tool of domination over subordinates, who must cast aside their integrity to repeat outrageous falsehoods, and are then bound to the leader by shame and complicity. The humiliation is the point.”

For the sake of world and comedic timing, I hope the next Ayatollah is also named Khamenei.

Legitimize a stupid illegal war. Make him the wartime president overseeing an international armada. Bolster his legacy. Potentially raise his poll numbers. Give American conservatives an off-ramp and a “See, I told you.” All things bad for the entire world.

Much is made about the immaturity of the administration, but there’s a market for this sorta messaging with numbers in the tens of millions, and I think that people who aren’t in that group really need to ask themselves if there has been a mass lead poisoning event.

I don't think I have 40 more years of my spouse's television choices in me.

“Behind the bestiality of the SA [Sturmabteilung] often lay a deep hatred and resentment against all those who were socially, intellectually, or physically better off than themselves.”

I once took too much cough syrup and hallucinated that data was a new state of matter, and that building a giant data center at the center of the universe would reverse its heat death. Years later, this is was techbros sound like day after day.

Old adult me going back in time to meet young adult me: “Yeah, it gets fucking crazy.”

Same asshole. Both drunks. Lets skip to the liver failure part.

I genuinely regret not appreciating uninteresting times.

Podcasts were a mistake. I hope whatever unearths evidence of our species learns that from our demise.

Iran War: America: -$1,000,000,000/day Russia: +$150,000,000/day

America attacked Iran 73 years ago. The 47 years bullshit is revisionist history.

You can tell by the look on his face that he just fucked a corpse.

1/4 "The outside world trusted ... that, on one hand, the very enormity of totalitarian lies would be their undoing [while] on the other, it would be possible to take the Leader at his word and force him, regardless of his original intentions, to make it good." ...

Kinda looks like everybody in the world is paying higher everything costs to assist the Russian war machine kill Americans and Ukrainians at the behest of the American president and GOP.

So back to the man or bear debate: things would be way less fucked if a bear was elected president.

When he finally expires, and the sheer magnitude of his mental illness comes to light, expect the GOP to throw his entire medical staff under the bus while claiming ignorance.

So close to this level of stupidity. youtu.be/NYJ2w82WifU?...

Crazy that by chance (Trump) I built out emergency food stores over the past 6 months, and, well, let’s see how expensive food is gonna get and how much I like powdered milk.

One of the best things about the internet is that it informs older people of newer slang so those older people can abuse the slang to embarrass their kids, whereby the kids just stop using the slang. Being embarrassing is a right of all parents.

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

I mean, why did she pay for extensions if any of that was true?

This must be what living in Gotham feels like.

I think tho, using your platform to demand the White House take down your media would be way less effective than using your platform the call Trump a rapist.

I think the grand miscalculation of the current regime is that they think they can start a conflict with Venezuela & Cuba & Ukraine & Denmark & Canada & NATO & Iran & China & Minnesota without taking into account that there are like 80,000,000 super-fucking pissed off Americans to deal with too.

Science needs to explain why Markwayne is the only man ever born that looks worse with a beard.

They all look like shit. They all look like they’re rotting. Corpse wax and spackle held together with chicken wire and bandaids, controlled with marionette wire. It’s uncanny valley if that place was a Dantesque circle of hell. They look like they are. Adipocere. Purified down to the soul—