I clock in, I check my cases, I’ve been assigned all of the cases from hell today. I contemplate calling off.

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I feel like it would be a little terrifying to exist in the Pokémon universe where your main pollinators are Pokémon like Butterfree which are like half the height of a human.

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

youtu.be/XrOa5hDzXIY I’m no longer in my twenties today

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I know a lot of furries see their sona’s as themselves, which I do too, but I also see Hemlock as my cartoon Lindsay MacGuire. Still me, but can be funnier, toonier, and say my thoughts unfiltered.

Reblogging this for the people who weren’t up as late as me thinking about silly questions while folding laundry.

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

If you could have one more album from any dead musician of your choosing, which musician are you choosing?

Pokies 💖 #art #pokemon #Pokemon30

like..

I love having two bluskis so I can like my friends posts from both accounts.

we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]

Er*kkka K*rk looks like the Mary Jane from the live action Scooby Doo movie when she gets hit in the head by a branch and it reveals she’s possessed by one of the island monsters.

THE WINNER

I’m watching an episode with her in it and gosh I’m so in love with her. She’s so wonderfully cryptic and insane.

RICARDIO! New cubicle dry erase board drawing.

Sorry for food posting, I’m just really proud of the meal I made.

The Melania film bombed so hard I’m surprised Kristi Noem hasn’t declared her a domestic terrorist.

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

Cats are like oddly self sufficient toddlers. They can go to their food bowl, and use the restroom by themselves, but they’ll still come up to you to rub their nose on your arm then snort air on your face.

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Sometimes i think I would really enjoy talking being able to talk with my cats like how I talk to other people but then I think that it might be awkward if the creature who likes scratches at the base of their tail could tell you how much they like getting scratched there.

I’m watching Star Trek 4 for the very first time ever. You’re telling me that Star Trek 4 made it canon that whales talk to aliens?

Fun fact: I’ve never played fantasy football before this year. After a slow start, I am currently in the championship match for first place.

Behold this squirrel eating a slice of pizza in my neighbor's yard. Merry Christmas, little guy.

Took a break from work to update my dry erase board for the season.

My car battery being dead this morning somehow didn’t send me into another crash out. I’m proud of myself.

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I understand it helps the color take to the hair, but salon high dryer chairs are the worst things in the salon.

Patches must be ripped the way he rawdogs that squat in armor. #fromsoftthoughts

I miss Vampire October

Grocery shopping has never made me want to crash out more than today wtf is wrong with boomers.

Happy Halloween! Science Officer Lt. Hemlock reporting for Star Fleet Duty!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ON THIS LAST DAY OF VAMPIRE OCTOBER! Today I am yapping about Astarion from Baldur’s Gate 3. I am *NOT* normal about Astarion. I love him so much. I love him as a Spawn and as the Vampire Ascendant. I know we would match energies. I want to see him heal from his trauma ->

Day 30 of Vampire October! Nadja from What We Do in the Shadows! She is so fun. She has great style, her hair is amazing, she has so many lovers, and a great fucking husband. My favorite scenes are when she yells at the men in the house. My favorite episode of her is ->

Vampire October Day 28! Elenda of Garrano! I just learned of her (never played MTG before) and I love her? A warrior nun who’s a vampire? With a holy (of sorts) mission? She’s so fucking beautiful. I need to get into this game.

Is Gollum the crazy ex of The One Ring?

Day 28 Vampire October! Strahd from Curse of Strahd! Now, I’ve never gotten around to playing a table top game, but what I’ve heard from research is this man continuously tries to get his brothers girl whenever she reincarnates and she wants nothing to do with him. And I love a pathetic man.

The 27th of Vampire October! Cazador from BG3. I love that he’s such like a underwhelming villain visually. It adds to his character, and I love his voice (and hearing the other characters in game who share the same actor). His fight is annoying as hell but I always let my baby kill/sacrifice him❤️

Vampire October Day 26! Alucard from Hellsing! Honestly, I prefer his portrayal in the Abridged series. I love the goofiness with him. But in the regular series, I love his relationship with Seras. A super fun series with vampires.

The 25th of Vampire October! Akasha, The Queen of the Damned. Featuring Aaliyah in what would be her last film appearance, this is an adaption of the third book in Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles. Akasha is the progenitor of vampires. And honestly, I love the movie on the basis of vampires, but

Wishes that would make a Genie do a double take: “I wish for a spigot that dispenses French Onion Soup to be placed by my stove”

Vampire October! Today I’m yapping about The Countess from American Horror Story Hotel. She’s as glamorous as she is dangerous. Portrayed by Lady Gaga, Elizabeth is probably one of my favorite characters from AHS. Shes tragic, and becomes powerful from that tragedy.

The 23rd Day of Vampire October! Sorry for the late post. Today is Aro from Twilight. He is the leader of the Volturi, and if he touches you he can read your mind. I’m kind of meh about him in the books but I love how Michael Sheen plays him in the movies. Just a little gremlin.

Vampire October the 22nd! I’m yapping about another vampire from Buffy Drusilla is a wonderful example of the psychic trope in vampire media. She’s also a wonderful foil for Buffy; a young girl with supernatural powers who just wants to be good and live a normal life. Sadly, she meets Angelus.