We're gonna stay inside and play Heads Up Seven Up

I'm sorry I don't find "You shouldn't do subtext anymore because people are stupid" to be a particularly compelling argument

Beach glass!

I’m so sad after today’s news the Anthony Stewart Head has passed away. He portrayed one of the warmest and kindest father figures as Giles in Buffy.

You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.

There’s a bus stop nearby that has stickers stuck to it and I’m so sad that I’m all out of my Hemlock ones.

Brrrrruuuuhhh? THE Chiitan?

“Vocal Stim in the Elevator” Furry Ska Band

Idk what if they’re profitable or not but I would love to see more vendors in dealers halls have hair accessories like clips, combs, bands. Scrunchies are fun but I have so many. And I can only pull my hair up so much!

HAPPY WEED DAY! 🎨: @retrofutureart.bsky.social

a variety of telegram stickers i’ve made over the past couple months c: #furryart #furry

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes! #illustration #rat #NeilBangingOutTheTunes

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - huh

I clock in, I check my cases, I’ve been assigned all of the cases from hell today. I contemplate calling off.

How your email finds me - 📸: @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social

I feel like it would be a little terrifying to exist in the Pokémon universe where your main pollinators are Pokémon like Butterfree which are like half the height of a human.

LESBIAN WHO JUST HEARD THE PHRASE “GOLD STAR MILITARY FAMILY”: So the whole family has only ever slept with soldiers…?

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

youtu.be/XrOa5hDzXIY I’m no longer in my twenties today

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I know a lot of furries see their sona’s as themselves, which I do too, but I also see Hemlock as my cartoon Lindsay MacGuire. Still me, but can be funnier, toonier, and say my thoughts unfiltered.

Reblogging this for the people who weren’t up as late as me thinking about silly questions while folding laundry.

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

If you could have one more album from any dead musician of your choosing, which musician are you choosing?

Pokies 💖 #art #pokemon #Pokemon30

like..

I love having two bluskis so I can like my friends posts from both accounts.

we have a diapered feral over 30, repeat, a diapered feral over 30, requesting backup, over [kzzzzshhht]

Er*kkka K*rk looks like the Mary Jane from the live action Scooby Doo movie when she gets hit in the head by a branch and it reveals she’s possessed by one of the island monsters.

THE WINNER

I’m watching an episode with her in it and gosh I’m so in love with her. She’s so wonderfully cryptic and insane.

RICARDIO! New cubicle dry erase board drawing.

Sorry for food posting, I’m just really proud of the meal I made.

The Melania film bombed so hard I’m surprised Kristi Noem hasn’t declared her a domestic terrorist.

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

Cats are like oddly self sufficient toddlers. They can go to their food bowl, and use the restroom by themselves, but they’ll still come up to you to rub their nose on your arm then snort air on your face.

more generations need to discover M*A*S*H

Sometimes i think I would really enjoy talking being able to talk with my cats like how I talk to other people but then I think that it might be awkward if the creature who likes scratches at the base of their tail could tell you how much they like getting scratched there.

I’m watching Star Trek 4 for the very first time ever. You’re telling me that Star Trek 4 made it canon that whales talk to aliens?

Fun fact: I’ve never played fantasy football before this year. After a slow start, I am currently in the championship match for first place.

Behold this squirrel eating a slice of pizza in my neighbor's yard. Merry Christmas, little guy.

Took a break from work to update my dry erase board for the season.

My car battery being dead this morning somehow didn’t send me into another crash out. I’m proud of myself.

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Cows! 🐮🐮🐮 New cows keychains found in my shop! Get your little pasture going today! plantpandastudios.bigcartel.com/product/copy... #furryart #artist #furry #furryshop #art #furryartist #fandom #furryfandon #artshop #handmade

I understand it helps the color take to the hair, but salon high dryer chairs are the worst things in the salon.

Patches must be ripped the way he rawdogs that squat in armor. #fromsoftthoughts

I miss Vampire October

Grocery shopping has never made me want to crash out more than today wtf is wrong with boomers.