Me, getting an ad for a Matthew Lillard 2026 calendar:

JUST GIVE ME ONE NIGHT

“Might need more lube than I thought…” #FursuitFriday #KnobbedForPuppiesPleasure

Luke Wilson, yes. Sheriff Hartwell? No. He’s a vampire, buts he’s a cop too 😔

*furiously grabs the mic to scream* WOULD

I still think about several horny scenes from the 2024 film.

Thinking about Hemlock being a vampire, and therefore not being able to get pregnant, entering into a breeding program and hoping it takes awhile for anyone to figure why no bull is working.

Yes. He’s a dumbass. Of course I would fuck him.

Darla is a maybe. The Master doesn’t really seem to have interest in sex.

Horny writers! And artist too. When you’re writing/drawing a horny scene, and you start to feel aroused, do you: A. Use that horny energy to finish the scene then reward your work ethic with a good wank Or B. Jerk off then go back and finish what you were working on?

One orgasm, ah-hahaha. Two orgasms ah-hahah

We can’t fuck, I’d have to stake the douche he would become afterwards.

I have dark hair, I can do an accent, I WILL sleep with him.

Upset at a furry convention selling out too quickly? Want furry to remain cool in the age of social media? Commission weird art. Make your sona weird. Be like me and be on all fours. Support your trans and BIPOC homies. Make this shit supportive and goofy! If this upsets you, check your heart.

I would, but the Twilight vampires have that weird mate thing and she would never cheat on her himbo. Now if there was a chance for a threesome 👀

He’s too gay, too in love with Lestat.

I would, but I think she’s too monogamous and too in love with Bubblegum. Which I love for her.

oh the classic crit failure wardrobe malfunction,,, comm for @bixbyteafterbark.bsky.social

He crosses off both my priest kink and my vampire kink. And we’re going to get freaky with the candles.

I love the vibe of the vampire parents but I think I would just be a wine friend with them.

On the bed, on the floor, on the dining table, bent over a desk, cowgirl in his wheelchair, in his crypt, at the Bronze.

Don't just leave me hanging like this... 🥵🪢

I am also following through over here on whether or not I would fuck the vampire. First up, Dracula. Thoughts: youtube.com/shorts/iKq06...

@sammythedragon.bsky.social Wants me not only locked up tight but locked in padding for #Locktober and is making me do this to get a timer going to determine how long I’ll be stuck in diapers 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ❤️: + 15 MIN 🔁: + 1 HR (10/3 cutoff)

A pic of kuma! for @torage777.bsky.social !

Where The Sidewalk Corn Grows

Weird how this *remains relevant*

safe sex? not the way I do it

Changing Friends with Benefits to Orgasm Friend.

🌀oooh you want to come make Pebbles wings flap🌀

Would it be wrong to get a piece done up where Hemlock is fucking Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House? Cowgirl, lots of body hair, the bed is about to break.

You know what they say about big hair?

(◠‿◕✿) #trans #furry #NSFW

And then, over here, I will talk about if I would fuck that vampire or not.

>finds cute costume online >doesn’t look at sellers location and buys >checks confirmation email and looks at sellers location >China

While I am a lover of fat cocks, I don’t care much for fat cock Friday. Most posters can’t be imaginative with their pictures. Meanwhile I’m serving Peter Paul Rubens realness with my nudes.

Rue 🧡 gift for @minusculetask.bsky.social 🦌 #FurryArt #NSFW

Went on a hike. The breeze was just too nice not feel it on my chest.

Getting a sneak preview~ 🐐💦💞

Ladies, gentlemen, non-binary pals Fourth orgasm has been achieved

Would a fourth orgasm today be too decadent?

The penis is the dick of the cock.

🎶you ain’t ready for this work, now watch 👁️👄👁️ me throw it, throw it back 🎵

There's just something about the combination of cute, soft characters with a hint of erotism that I just love to draw and convey in my drawings. They both know they're adorable and attractive, and they are super confident about it!

I always hear politicians described as people “you could have a beer with.”, but where are the politicians you can smoke a joint with?

The smut writers struggle: to write “penis” or “cock” in a scene.

[cw dubcon, blood, choking] ALL WOLVES WANT ONE THING

"Laundry Day", posted to my Patreon last month: patreon.com/meesh See more pics like this a month early for just $1! #nsfw #furryart #beastars

Happy big diaper Friday! @hemlockvampirecow.bsky.social helped me get allllll diapered up🥰🥰🥰

"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person