Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Has any adult toy maker ever made a Cardassian Dildo?

Spreading holiday cheer~

Oh wow! What an interesting concept. I wonder who came up with it 🥸 Go read and subscribe to Personalias! Even if you don’t like ABDL content! Go do it! It’ll make me happy! And don’t you want to see a happy vampire cow?

We don't need you here.

Mountain Goat

Welllll, I decided to make a dakimakura of Megan! I'll probably be working on a front view too but for now you can have the back view :3 #furryart #furry

"I DNF first-person books if I can't relate to the protagonist" is a kind of illiteracy. The point of first person is not to insert yourself into a narrative. You are supposed to experience and empathize with the perspective of a character that is intended to be fully fleshed out.

Go tell Shen what a good girl they are!

I wish to vague post but I hate bringing those vibes here. Grrr

ITS HAPPENING

I just want all authors of any type to know: you can write your characters as waxed and trimmed but I will be ignoring that and imagining them with the thickest bush possible.

bushbushbushbushbushbushbush petpetpetpetpetpet 🎥: @jackblue.bsky.social

Happy TMI Tuesday. I’m probably not doing it, but wanted to wish a happy one to those who do participate in it.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide. Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

Be careful wandering the back streets and winding alleys, else you may stumble upon a slender beast that might make prey of you~ @scottieman.bsky.social's Clauren #oc #nsfw #furry

Bruh had an agenda

At a bar show, using the restroom, when I look to my right and see this written in the stall.

There’s a part of me that wants to switch assigned gender at birth for a day just to see if I would be the kind of guy who shoots ropes or not.

I put on shapewear for this costume and I hate my decisions. Who invented shapewear? I’m going to have a talk with them.

When he’s ready to have Sex again, whether it’s in the graveyard or in a bed, I’ll be ready. He’s going to get that cow vampussy. I am not sorry about how unhinged I am about him.

🌀ooooo you want to cuddle with me as I wear my new cow romper during a lazy at home day🌀

We’re going to hang out, drink blood, talk about how dumb men are, and be hot vampires who are constantly serving cunt. Also, would. So totally would.

She’s so fucking beautiful but I feel like the warrior nun part means she doesn’t have any lovers 😪

“You’re so funny” Thanks I would have been lobotomized in the 1950s.

Listen, I, as Hemlock, am a red haired vampire. So, I look like his type, and being a vampire already means he can’t make me a spawn. In conclusion, he’s not ready for *ME*.

It’s a no, but because I feel like he had Vampire ED

I get the feeling that he’s not particularly interested in relationships

FMA but make it anthro🐱🐶

In short summary, I would be down bad for her if we met.

Another NSFW piece from my Halloween Prompt List 🤡 🎈 Creepy Clown for @hemlockcowad.bsky.social 🎈🤡

Yes. Then after we can talk about how disappointing men can be.

I think he has or had a mate. I’m not sure if he would be down.

Why can’t I be gaslit by a vampire into having dinner with him at his estate instead of being gaslit by an excel sheet refusing to find the number I can so clearly see is in the right cell?

I would, but like Spike I would also be sad if she left me for a slime antler demon.

He is canonically kinky, he had kink gear ready for the orgy episode so I’m counting it. If we met at a vampire orgy it might be a maybe.

Happy Halloween! Have you seen the Circus in town? I’ve heard there’s a clown who does a great trick with balloons. Artwork by @spookytufts.bsky.social for their 31 days of Halloween. Please go give them a follow!

Surprisingly, I do not want to sleep with these vampires. Just chill and hang out.

Just give me one night 😭

"Witches Work" piece I made for an erotic art show back in 2023🧡

I’ll help her get her weird baby

Me, getting an ad for a Matthew Lillard 2026 calendar:

JUST GIVE ME ONE NIGHT

“Might need more lube than I thought…” #FursuitFriday #KnobbedForPuppiesPleasure

Luke Wilson, yes. Sheriff Hartwell? No. He’s a vampire, buts he’s a cop too 😔

*furiously grabs the mic to scream* WOULD

I still think about several horny scenes from the 2024 film.

Thinking about Hemlock being a vampire, and therefore not being able to get pregnant, entering into a breeding program and hoping it takes awhile for anyone to figure why no bull is working.