The Life of Saliva

Life's big questions

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Good morning bsky

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

the whole titanic sub fiasco is just another example supporting my decision to never do anything ever

[McDonalds 1975] Boss: Playground ideas? Divorced Hank: A hot metal jail made from the head of a hamburger man Boss: first of all I love it

Got his ass you guys

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Monday morning: hey Sunday night: what Monday: hey Sunday night: what Monday: hey Sunday night: WHAT Monday: hey Sunday night: OMG FUCK OFF Monday: *giggles*

the dangers of AI are increasing every day

Going to be posting dog pics here

Twitter just got booted off the Home Screen

lol what a dumbass

to think I’ve been protecting you all from my innermost thoughts for the last several years. well those days are over bitches

George Santos crying to twitter about bluesky is yet another another huge endorsement of the platform lol

Before doing something ask yourself "will this make me happy" then realize you've never been happy and do whatever the fuck you want.

all my panic attacks are based on my fear of having a heart attack. it's a perfect loop of anxiety

still got it

Sick of being judged for my terrible actions and insane beliefs

i’ve been making lots of art but not posting it anywhere so get ready to see some sketchy poorly thought out crap

I had the weirdest dream. We all spent years populating a website with free content and then some rich asshole bought it and ruined it in like three months. And you, and you and you and you were there. You were all there Wtf