Add Jack Smith to the troll trigger. As soon as I started posting about him, the trolls raced out. Epstein, Argentina scam, ballroom scam, and Jack Smith. Trump's little bot army keeps proving what's pinching Trump's little balls.

In retrospect, I wish the mayor of DC had gone to court for an injunction when Trump announced his plans, citing irreparable harm to our nation's capital if one of its most iconic and cherished builders were allowed to be desecrated by the vulgar despot who wants a gaudy eyesore of a ballroom.

In 1980, Trump promised to preserve Art Deco sculptures on the stylish 1929 Bonwit Teller department store, which was being demolished to make way for his vulgar Trump Tower. He lied. He destroyed them. In 2025, Trump promised to preserve the East Wing. He lied. He destroyed it. (John Baron👀)

Donald Trump still lives in fear of Jack Smith.

Stephen Miller and Russ Vought are the 21st century's Edith Galt.

With all the things currently going wrong in this country, Democrats are *insanely* incompetent if they can't work this into ads. Mention a problem. Play this Leavitt clip. Mention another problem. Play this Leavitt clip again. Mention another problem. Play this Leavitt clip again, etc., etc.

Hey, Dumb Corleone, if the mayor of San Francisco isn't permitted to by law to remove criminals in his city without due process, you aren't either.

Trump is petty (and historically unsophisticated) enough to have instructed that only portraits of Republicans were to have been relocated from the East Wing before demolition.

Everything about Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino is Nazi—including his hairstyle.

Did anyone spot moving vans outside the White House recently that could have been used to remove precious, historic furniture, mantel pieces, fixtures, chandeliers, lamps, and portraits from the East Wing to safety?

Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

JD Vance's next wife may (or may not) actually *be* Erika Kirk, but we all damn well know she'll look and act just like her.

Trump on Thursday pardoned Changpeng Zhao, the founder of cryptocurrency exchange Binance, who pleaded guilty to money-laundering charges in 2023. Binance has been a major financial booster of World Liberty Financial, Trump's crypto venture that has added an estimated $5 billion to his wealth.

BREAKING: The top federal prosecutor in Maryland has reportedly notified Pam Bondi that she sees no basis for Indicting Adam Schiff on mortgage fraud. Who wants to bet that the prosecutor will be fired within days, and a new prosecutor will seek to indict Schiff regardless?

Let's have a serious talk about John Fetterman. Hear me out and tell me what you think. I want to know.

If republicans are fine with this, is there any reason why he couldn't just... knock down the lincoln memorial? or the vietnam wall? What else might he want to do to arlington cemetary besides putting his big weird french arch with gold dingleberries in front of it? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.

Karoline Leavitt should be made to carry around a potted plant to make up for the air she wastes.

COLOR ME SHOCKED: Jon Sheptock, a Christian musician and former worship minister at a Texas Baptist Church, was arrested in late September on charges of possession and production of child pornography.

. Hey America, are you great yet ? 💠 🫣 💠

Things like this keep happening.

Uh Oh! They’re plan “BACKFIRES”. He’s not PUNKED!

From which great region of the USA is this idiom from?

Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history

If what you are saying is in any way inconvenient for him, Mike Johnson will not have heard you and will be unable to comment on what you said later.

Trump is importing so much Argentinian beef that the ‘chopped steak’ he so proudly serves his guests is now called carne mechada. He f*cked you good cattle ranchers, you knew would and voted for him anyway, cause, well, you know ‘Merica.

Usha Vance possibly seeking a divorce? I believe Jen Psaki.

“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!” “Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”

Can't these ICE-wannabe idiots just do what Donald Trump did for the SAT: Pay someone smarter to take it for them?

Wanton malice. Dark Tetrads on the loose.

Normal people: wow, it really sucks that Trump is destroying the whole East Wing MAGA: ☝️ well ackschully, in 1948… Shut the fuck up.

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If you're in Washington, DC, don't forget to visit these four structures that attest to the legacy of each president:

Before Donald Trump, I didn't think it was possible in America to stand out for vulgarity.

Donald Trump is looking at a bunch of people who are peacefully protesting, some of whom are dressed as frogs, and claiming to the world he's seeing a city on fire – and two of the judges on the ninth circuit just gave him deference for his lies. The military has no place in our cities.

Who else is suppressing both tears and vomit watching Trump tear down the East Wing of the White House?

I will never get used to how Donald Trump always sounds like a fifth-grader on his death bed.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Trump is hosting both a ‘Rose Garden Club’ lunch & dinner today. Who says he’s not a hard worker. It’s just not on behalf of the American people. I would like to check-in with all the blue collar folks who fell for his BS in about 6 months when they’re living out of a dumpster.

If you don’t think CPAC & TPUSA will be ALL over this space you don’t know Trump.

At this rate, most of them are going to end up back in prison anyway. Wild.

Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation. But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop

Being unaware of a *few* things that are important, but inconvenient, might suggest an inattention to things it is your job to pay attention to. Being unaware of *everything* that is inconvenient means you are definitely a liar. Sanctimonious Pixie Mike Johnson is a liar.

Trump using a Chinese* excavator to destroy the White House is a bit on the nose as metaphors go. *Volvo is owned by Geely Holding, a Chinese company.

George Santos isn't going to grow, he isn't going to change, and if he walks a new path it will be in designer shoes he stole from a friend.

Republicans can always be counted upon for making up ridiculous nonsense, but their claim that Americans need to be PAID by George Soros to show disapproval of Donald Trump is so shamelessly ludicrous. We gladly and eagerly hate him for free. And are willing to take the streets and parks to show it.

Kenny Loggins has issued the following statement: “This is an unauthorized use of my performance of ‘Danger Zone.’ Nobody asked me for my permission, which I would have denied, and I request that my recording on this video is removed immediately.” kennyloggins.com/response-to-...

You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.