Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half https://theonion.com/subway-employee-still-unnerved-by-high-pitched-screech-1819576148/

Man, I need to update my BlueSky profile. kldastro.com

Latest stuff.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Ep. 601 of Roderick on the Line is, in my humble opinion, “Criterion Collection” level podcasting.

Rachel, NV

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New telescope first light last night.

Well played.

10/10 #Catloaf #Catsky #Booksky

Another three hours added. This is shaping up to be my best image.

He didn't wear a suit, but he received a pardon and was treated better than Zelenskyy was.

Hey Rubio…stop speaking for me, you halfwit.

Sending good thoughts to “The Dope Pope”. I’m no fan of Catholicism, but he’s a real one. Also I fear who they might replace him with.

Repost & like, if you stand with President Zelensky!

I would pay all the money to have heard Zelinski tell the VP, “Shut up, couch-fucker!”

Describe your account t in one Simpsons image.

I am so embarrassed by my country right now.

Got a really clear night last Friday and spent most of it on the Horse Head.

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Stop. Adding. ‘er’. To. Words. Starrer Actioner Streamer It’s lazy writing!

Landlords in New York be like: $$5600 per month.

IC434 taken last night. About an hour of data, no processing yet.

A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times, using only gifs.

@disneyplushelp.bsky.social I love all the South Korean content you’re bringing, but I think I speak for a lot of K-Drama watchers in the US when I say I will never watch an English Dub. I want to hear the actors voices. I don’t mind subtitles. You lose a lot of nuance ion English dubs.

This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10

This is my favorite thing on the internet today.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I have not stayed in a hotel in years. I can only guess they don’t yet get podcasts in this area of rural Pennsylvania?

Apparently a feature of this year’s flu is turning you into a dried out husk, ala The Three Body Problem. Humidifier, saline, endless water don’t fail me now.

I still can't get over how pretty this galaxy is! A nine-ringed galaxy, the product of a collision that happened a heartbeat ago in cosmic time! www.iflscience.com/how-this-mas...

“Holy shit! Who is this that’s getting 35% of their budget from the federal government??? Some aerospace company….Space-ooooh…” Elon

NEW: There is a small chance that an asteroid will strike Earth in 2032. What can we do? Well, first, we track it, and study it, very closely. Here's how that's done—and why, for the first first time, JWST has joined forces with planetary defenders. www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...

I saw a jacked up truck today “roll coal” on a Tesla as it passed. Couple of observations… - Is it 2016 again? Rolling Coal? Really? - Elon Musk owns Tesla so they’re either a) masters of compartmentalization or b) dumb as fuck, which would explain destroying their car to own the libs.

Every time I drink a Mexican Coke I’m instantly 8 years old again, walking through the woods to the coin laundry in the Enlisted quarters where they had a Coke vending machine with bottles. We spent an entire summer collecting bottle caps to spell “Coke is It” or something like that. That was magic.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social RotL ep. 568 is an all-timer. I love the ones where you and John show up in a bit of a weird mood.

Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan theonion.com/fritola...

“Oh, that’s what that was for” - the American public over the next few weeks

thanks to cnn, we had been witness to other disasters, but through news clips; this was live, it happened right before our eyes. i felt like i would throw up. my mom cried. the friends i was playing microleague with cried. a terrible day in history i'll never forget www.yahoo.com/news/oh-god-...

I’m officially done with TikTok and all Meta products. Accounts have been deleted. I will not support companies that serve as the propaganda arms of an increasingly corrupt government. BlueSky, YouTube (for live content, for now), and Red Note (for as long as it remains accessible and positive).

Red Note feels like a revolution in the making. People of different cultures talking directly to each other with open hearts and minds. A world of new friendships being made outside the echo chamber. I know ultimately it’s subject to government control, but right now it feels special.

“What I don’t want to see is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I’m alive that doesn’t happen.” - The Cigarette Smoking Man

Oh yeah…today’s the day I wake up and have near-crippling anxiety for the next four years.

Current mood (due to a month of clouds): Thanos.

Just had a less than positive experience with @elemntor.bsky.social after trying to obtain a refund. "Terms and Conditions" violation was the reason given for denial. I just bought it 15 minutes prior? How could I have violated anything? I've no interest in a paid product that constantly up-sells.

Alright, James Gunn. You’ve given all the Superman fans hope. Don’t fuck it up.

@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I have never sympathized with you as much about John Siracusa as I did when he described pairing socks on the latest ATP.

The Iris Nebula. Just a quick 2 hours of data from last night. It was a lot easier than I thought it would be to capture and process this object.

No show on television continues to surprise me like “Bob’s Burgers”. I challenge anyone to make it all the way through “The Amazing Rudy” without crying.