Underrated Aubrey moment. This moment is soooo “star student overachiever giving the interview of a lifetime to land a competitive job.” She is such a good character ughkjf I adore her.

Have made awkward accidental eye contact with four different people while staring into space trying to write at the airport rn. Whoops

Do we think it’s bad form to watch iron lung on a plane. I feel like oceans of blood might be a bit much for potentially nervous strangers sitting next to me

I really do have one of the jobs Ever

Watching two parents on the plane in front me frantically point to a screen showing Bluey in an attempt to calm their toddler

Fucks severely, I can’t lie open.spotify.com/track/3W3HU4...

finally listening to the last dinner party's new album...ah i like their music so much. i'd love to see them live

clive and pam post season 4

I love you, guilt-ridden weirdo characters 🫶

Body threatened to start stress crying before 9am so we’re back in the fucking building

Blood eel design :3 (Slight body horror?) #ironlung #bloodeel

Post Office South Heart, ND

Just a little update on Season 5 progress - we’re very deep in post-production and a long way to go. We’re committed to launching in 2026 but we have no release date ready yet, and it’s very much looking like late in the year. Thanks so much for bearing with us - S5 is a beauty, but also a beast!

do a kaneeka run romance the sad goth chick who hates your family if you've already done it do it again

Spider casino

un-suiciding this suicide mission #Projecthailmary #Ironlung #bloodymary

The Blorbos #bloodymary #ironlung #projecthailmary

#bloodymary: Crossover concept of #projecthailmary and #ironlung I saw people creating and love the idea 🧡[ www.patreon.com/posts/bloody-mary-safe-156574393 ]

PARTY HARD ON THE SHIP !! #ironlung #projecthailmary    #simon #rylandgrace    #bloodymary #ironmary #markiplier #ryangosling

Friends #ironlung #projecthailmary #bloodymary

like right before los angeles started shutting down for covid in 2020, the last concert i went to was saint motel. they covered both "chicago" by sufjan stevens and "right back where we started from" by maxine nightingale 😭

This is still true, but I was finally able to sleep, so I do feel better now 🫡

I do hate him but he is based as fuck

Spinning the wheel of fortune to find out what kind of life I’d get upon being born into this world. Missed all the fun shit and got what feels like a solid “lose a turn” life experience

“Oh yeah, I set you up with your ex. Sorry about that.” 😭 brutal

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed

trade magazines reporting that my critically panned memoir “stress crying on 50mg cbd” has failed to earn back its advance. Author statement: “damn”

(extremely guy in too much discomfort to sleep voice) lots of six-letter names in red valley. really. when you think about it

“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to go away.” “Why should I?” asked the turtle. “Because Toad thinks that he looks funny in his bathing suit, and he does not want you to see him,” said Frog.

Once again my experience having a human body is so fucking garbage holy shit

tortoise therapy idea for gordon. the solution may just be more tortoises.

I think the whole “chunky cardigans sit well on you” compliment is so good for so many reasons, but it works particularly well given how Warren says it while kind of flustered and distracted, which really feels like the only way he’d be able to give a genuine compliment at that point in the —

“Take an edible and write until you feel it kick in” is a fun game that you will forget you’re playing until you egregiously fuck up an entire sentence

Went on a walk before work and saw a bird with a little worm in its beak. Crazy. In college, I was drinking absinthe in public, and now I’m an adult marveling at a literal early bird getting the worm.

Tomodachi fishing mini game question mark 🎣

talking to a health insurance representative is like talking to the fucking riddler. quit your job, you're evil

gordon's just happy he can be useful :'-) #redvalley

number one song to listen to after taking edibles and going on a walk outside open.spotify.com/track/3vy3ld...

Four instagram reels in a row: “ON MEGAN THEE STALLION???”

bunnies ! !

Blue Landscape (2024) Available as art print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...

another one for lesbian visibility week!

“I am not hungry now,” said the Dark Frog. “I have eaten too many tasty frog children. But after I jump rope one hundred times, I will be hungry again. Then I will eat YOU!”

Also reminds me of the dead bird scene in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Opened a door and got scared by the shadow it cast on the carpet 👍 return to edibles going wonderfully

people HAVE to accept that being in fandom is cringe. it will be viewed as cringe, and that is okay. embrace it. you cannot engage with media in good faith if you're in fandom space behaving cynically as if you're superior to the media and the creative community around it