Can’t seem to escape Red Valley #redvalleypod #redvalley #redvalleyfanart @redvalleypod.bsky.social #warrengodby #gordonporlock #bryonyhalbech

NOT RIGHT NOW, QUOTE BOT

So..... how we feeling..?

Basically the state of American politics is like when in the horror movie the main characters kill the bad guy only for the last shot of the film to be the bad guys's hand twitching because they want to (1/2)

Reminding myself how much I love my dog when she wakes me up at 4:30am to go pee

This post is for USELESS FAGS ONLY

I have not forgotten about the Epstein files. Have you?

Getting out of the shower makes me feel like a newborn giraffe why are my legs so wobbly

Tentative rules for redval drinking game 🤔 feels like two more rules could be added

God's perfect creation

Every time a pro-anorexia video comes up on my feed I eat 5 cookies

Anchiornis. Detail from a drawing from 2019. A new paper by Kiat et al indicates that Anchiornis probably couldn't fly. (But I still think it might have been capable of 'falling with style'.) www.nature.com/articles/s42...

I was trying to explain that my hip pain isn't *constant* it's only when I move my legs at all and then I realized thats *stupid*

What might be my favourite fossil has been just published by Kiat et al. 2025. Years ago I saw a pic of this Anchiornis specimen in nat geo article and I audibly gasped.preserving not only the feathers but also the original patterns as well. I made this drawing on the spot. Maybe its time to do v2.0

I was hypnotized... | #art #sketch #illustration #redvalley #redvalleypod #redvalleyfanart #gordonporlock #redvalleygordon #warrengodby #redvalleywarren #characterdesign @redvalleypod.bsky.social |

The Cambrian Explosion, or as we professionals call it, Wackadoodle Time™️

Putting the redval boys in these

Can they invent shower curtains that dont go moldy im tired of replacing them 🫩🫩

Thats it thats the whole show

God hes so fucking real

Matilda when she was young and didn't want us to find out she ate her blanket

This is Mack. In his head he absolutely crushed this agility course. Who are we to tell him otherwise. 14/10 (TT: adventuresof.mack)

Im watching this episode and why are they

Oh hell yeah

How to politely tell someone that sometimes people are disabled and telling them to be able does not undisable them

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED, SHE IS COMING BACK !!

Tapir journal spread

My persian family has told me my whole life that Freddie Mercury was persian I did not know that man was from India until THIS YEAR

How come trans guys always have the best tits

what a silly man | #art #sketch #warmup #illustration #redvalley #redvalleypod #redvalleyfanart #gordonporlock #redvalleygordon #characterdesign @redvalleypod.bsky.social |

Bleps

Taking a break from my figure drawing homework to draw more figures

Frutiger Aero Shoe Fish like if you agree 👍

Shoutout to my neuro professor for making the funniest slide ever

The plan for tonight is to finish my paper that's due tomorrow while stress-eating dates and then shit my pants (as a result of the dates)

GOD I WANT TO PAAAAINT

Huge thanks to @kakapojay.bsky.social for forwarding another paper with similar occurences of fossil-inspired art in Paleolithic caves of Mokhali, is Lesotho. With "dinosaur [reconstructions] as elegant, erect, bird-like creatures" Source: www.researchgate.net/publication/...

Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.

Im pretty sure if my dog could talk our conversations would be a lot like this

You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.

Her hair is brittle guys c'moonn #redvalley #bryonyhalbech #warrengodby #redvalleyspoilers

Doctor House Top Surgery

'You're adopted' ---------- (For the non-palaeo folks, this is in light of a newly published paper re-establishing that #Nanotyrannus, previously understood to be a juvenile #T.rex, is indeed its own genus after all.)

I just think they're neat #redvalley

There's some days you're just Incredibly Aware that you are autistic

The start of every great friendship is with very insightful insults #warrengodby #gordonporlock #redvalley

I hate them i need to mash them into a soup ❤️

I GOT SICK ON HALLOWEEN NO FAIR 😡

My parents are so good I grew up thinking people of authority want what's best for me 🥲