googling "tropical fruit" to see if they've released any new ones since the last time ive been to the tropics

neither of my parents were citizens when i was born in the US. does this mean i'm an anchor baby? hell yeah. that's a way cooler club to be in

email is meowing at me and trotting over to the door of a room where my bf is taking an important work meeting, and she is very confused and upset that she is not allowed in. she is chirping and asking very politely. this is the hardest decision ive ever made

hl2vrai just isn't as funny as the first one. i don't think anything in this format possibly could be anymore. shark has been jumped

they should invent an april fools but for being honest and forthright

the cool thing about procgen music is that you don't have control over it, it's a huge fucking pain to record and mix, and everything takes forever. but at least it doesn't sound very good

up late recording 3 gb of stems for a 14 minute song and now i have to stitch this all together tomorrow on my lunch break. hehehe just a funny joke to play on myself

if you diligently followed every single tip from every producer tutorial youtube channel clickbait video that passes your way the end result would sound identical to output from Suno i imagine

for real its because one of them is rainbow and the other one is dull and gray

playing world of warcraft

toby fox exists in a special kind of hell i will call “the mcelroy zone” where a huge number of people latched onto his work when they were teenagers and every misstep of his is the end of their world

beautiful graceful creature

re: attie - one of the biggest failings of this platform is that you need to do software engineering to make a custom feed and it's so telling that their solution is to throw llms at the software engineering instead of. like. making it so you don't need to do software engineering

I am scared about not finishing my next album. when I think about not working on it I get restless and uncomfortable

my next album will be a 6 minute song then a 14 minute song then a 9 minute song then a 3 minute song then a 3 minute song then a 3 minute song

everyone who works in software development should really take this to heart

if "the purpose of a system is what it does" then we must conclude the purpose of canadian immigration bureaucracy is to psychically torture doctors and other skilled workers in periods of 2-10 years

i've moved on from having stress dreams about grad school! bad news: i've started having stress dreams about going through the canadian immigration system

there's never been a good ambient interlude in the middle of a rock/pop/post-punk/guitarmusic album. it cant be done. it always just, if i'm being onnest.... pisses me off

it turns out it doesn't know about geometry and it is basically a filter with some motion vectors thrown in. which is even funnier. his completely irrelevant defence wasn't even true

love when serious people trying to do serious stuff on here are like "ugh the people with cartoon animal avatars are replying to me." people with cartoon animal avatars are better than you. you're below me

perhaps the most melancholy trainwreckords to date

unsolved problems in computer science: copying a file from one computer to another

gonna be honest i assumed chuck norris died many years ago i had no idea people could just be that annoying about someone who still walks this earth

I love the Nvidia CEO's response to the dlss debacle. I love that he's like "no, devs have control! It can look good! It's not a filter! It knows about geometry!" as if people are mad about how it works and not mad that it looks horrible

my high school pal Sttunk just messaged me on Facebook asking me to give a follow to his unwoke overhead garage door repair business

has anyone written about the parallels between ai and cars yet? the promise of the car was to get us anywhere and everywhere fast. the car industry redesigned the world to make that possible, forced cities and people to adapt and contort to support cars at the expense of everything else

with DLSS it seems that graphics people now have the equivalent of what music people have long had with "AI Mastering" and it's a pretty one-to-one analogy

look at me

selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor

Sexually Gratifying Works 85-92

playing "The Necks" for my mother and she nods and says "mmm. so they make money, doing this?"

patreon changing the description for 18+ material to "Sexually Gratifying Works" is such a fun attempt to define "pornography." im rolling the phrase around in my mouth. sexually gratifying works. sexually gratifying works. sexually gratifying works? yeah, i sure hope they do!!!

not sure why I haven't seen more critics talking about this cool little info sheet they all got with their screeners for The Pitt, I think it could be a real Lynch pin to understanding the show

dlss6 doesn't even need a video game it kinda just shows you pictures of stuff it thinks you might like

I LOVE love love the DLSS 5 stuff. it is so indicative of the kind of people who made it that they were like oh yeah this is fucking cool. cus it is cool from a purely "image goes in, shiny image comes out" tech fetishism kind of way but it's not cool when you consider that its supposed to look good

perhaps we should coin a word that isn't "flashcore" or "glitch" or [retching sound] "idm" for the kinds of texture-heavy DSP-fetishism done by people who like max/msp and supercollider a lot

this is really, really excellent. i love computers music

musicians hype themselves and their own work to such a narcissistic degree not because of the overall thanklessness and horrible return on investment of the craft but because deep down we all know what we do is evil and we deserve to be murdered

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I bet if you gave me hundreds of thousands of dollars in compute time I would figure out a way to at least make interesting music from it

this was a fucking lie I'm so precious

the government should assign me an orc

my name is Osla "Timothy" Music

listen to music with timed signatures #math #rock

i just found out why everyone's posting about "non-human knees" and i honestly thought it was a joke until i looked it up. this significantly complicates my plan to get the surgery that makes you digitigrade

the devious democrats are casting a cruel spell on babys to make them become full grown adults with hair and opinions. they're calling it "the ceaseless march of time"

i have a fundamentally unhealthy relationship with the process of music making but if I change anything ever then the music might get worse so that's a real pickle

Look I know the powers at be aren't gonna be as discriminate as my next sentence implies but: I kinda don't care if ppl who make the kind of shit AI slop makes get replaced