a month ago we couldn't even pick up email or clip her nails without her screaming and swatting us and now as long as we bribe her she's perfectly calm ^_^ i cant believe someone just left this cat outside in an alley. thats a good quality cat. good bones on that cat

tim kaine is definitely in the bottom 5 of timothys worldwide

look at the dimensions of this fucking cat. look at her one paw resting politely on my bf's knuckles. this is the power of cat email

the cha cha slide remains in our collective consciousness as a sort of vestigial organ from a time when we needed it for our survival

this is our new cat. she was a stray two months ago, underweight, been in some fights. she has since slept in our bed every night since we got her. her name is "email" because she has a very pronounced @ sign in her fur.

Just make a Linux that looks and behaves like windows 7 sp3 seems easy to me

seeing people with music i don't like who are significantly more popular than me -> taking a deep breath and recentering -> affirming my intent to make my music worse and less enjoyable so that this situation is rectified

1000 new Metro stations in Montreal opening tomorrow for those with eyes to see. for those who believe

charles ives was the most bizarrely homophobic man who ever lived - to the point that his hatred for "sissy" men was considered excessive even in the early 1900s - oh he would bludgeon me to death with a pipe for sure. but he cant because he's dead. and i'm fruitily covering his masculine songs

ideal PR email too: - no mail-merge preamble pretending to be talking to you personally - clearly identifiable link to the track you don't have to PgDn 3 times to get to - no press release-isms about unleashing the bold shift into raw visionary vulnerability for his most personal record yet

it does make me kinda happy that a guy who is south asian and looks kinda like me is now a hugely beloved and successful figure. my whole life in the states my mother would beg me to shave off my beard because she was scared of the racism i'd face for looking muslim

i choose to interpret this as "being in a car psychologically causes support of cuomo"

thank you trans people

this could be the biggest day ever for my demographic (sensitive indian boys with nice beards and charming smiles)

dick cheney is not in hell because hell isn't real. we can wish it was so that "bad people" would get their just deserts but that is a worldview, i think, that separates us from reality. we shouldnt be satisfied by that fantasy. dream of a world where people like him face consequences in life

gay chat gpt be like it's not just penis—it's cock.

soulwax.bandcamp.com/album/all-sy... soulwax mixes synthesizers the same way tarantino will frame a pair of feet. like. you can tell they're getting off on just how expensive this saw wave is. top 5 producers working today. kind of wish they wouldn't sing, though!

the phrase "the ai bubble" increasingly taking on the desperation of the phrase "late capitalism" as a kind of wishcasting that something fundamental might change in the immediate future

"well endowed?" That's cool. I'm actually very badly endowed. atrociously endowed

why do I write code to write music for me? Because my vicious talons are too long to play any instrument

huge wave of warm fuzzy feelings enveloping Montreal as we feel Toronto sink into despair, even though we don't care about baseball that much

The thing about AI that will be seen as an irremediable, generational failure is the choice to use the same design language as "communicating with a responsible human" to represent something vastly, fundamentally different

I think it would have been really funny if the baseball game had gone long enough that we all had to set our clocks back halfway through an inning. that would have been the most baseball thing to happen

it's always a good idea to root for the team that has already been divinely ordained to win. that's how I always come out on top

NINE MORE INNINGS

baseball is a cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generator

i don't even tell people i work in "tech" anymore. i tell people i teach piano. or that i'm still a grad student. anything to not be associated with this

ohh. This is why it's so boring there

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.

[reference exactly one person i know will get] clipping has been watching as many petr valek videos as i have i see

i feel both incredibly positive and incredibly negative about the new lily allen at the same time, so by my own standards it must be worthwhile and interesting. i think. but no one will ever convince me that "it's giving 4chan stan" is, like. a good set of words

next ffxiv expansion has been confirmed to take place in a fantasy version of quebec (holds fingers to earpiece) im being told that heavensward has already released

enjoying the conversation i'm seeing but come on. the worst year for music was 2029, when - ah fuck. you all weren't supposed to see that yet. please don't tell anyone you saw that. please don't think about this any more.

it's soooo funny that after everyone noticed that hollow knight had no slopes in it, team cherry put.... 1 slope in silksong. 1 big slope. maybe their next game will have 2 slope

i just need people to know it's not hypocrisy when Devout Christian Mike Johnson cuts off SNAP benefits. it's not a lack of "christian charity" to make kids starve; it's because the christian right wants to control who gets food, through churches, so they can deny queers and sluts at will

summoning salt should do an episode on this world series and jon bois should do a Secret Base on mario bros speedrunning

baseball is a kind of collaboration between humans to make stupid numbers. like playing hackey-sack

my favorite part of the baseball saga is that scrolling through my feed (having gone to bed at around inning 9 last night) I have no idea who actually won the game. nobody cares. we're all just celebrating that it happened at all

eating rice with your hands is actually really great. especially when it's good quality meat that has, like bones and stuff in it. you can really get in there. my mom teaching me to eat goat curry and rice and mango pickle with my hands is like a foundational good memory of my childhood

I've never cared about baseball in my life but all of a sudden I'm entranced by the way Max Muncy attacks the ball like he's a planet giving it a gravitational assist. he has made me support the dodgers. and I don't even like California

new music will take 10 years for me because i just spent like 3 days on and off working on coding a single cymbal that sounds really weird

deep appreciation for the shoutout as "weirdo art rock." i hope my next efforts will prove even less penetrable

aaah okay

to anyone else who's seen this autechre #autechre 2025 tour - in your venue, was it actually, like, can't-see-your-hand-in-front-of-your-face dark? last night in mtl, the music was incredible, but, like, it was not that dark. i could easily walk around and make out faces and bodies. disappointing

my boyfriend and I at the concert but we didn't realize his phone's flash was on so it scared us

looking at every white guy without hair in this room and saying "is that Sean Autechre." Looking at every white guy with hair in this room and saying "is that Rob Autechre"

the demographics of this Autechre show skew significantly older and less visibly fruity than any other show I've been to in Montreal. which says more about my taste in music, but still

four or five North Face jackets in the line for Autechre

ah. okay

in the autechre show when its completely pitch black do you think it would be wrong to just have a liiiiittle public gay sex during their set. i mean nobody would hear it. giving an idm themed blowjob at the autechre concert