accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

WHERE ARE MY DRAPE RUNNERS

this is how gaming should be

“i asked Claude” but i mean i asked Claude von Riegan and he gave me an enigmatic smile that didn’t reach his eyes and an answer that didn’t tell me anything substantial

Yuh

I feel like Krile from FF14 uses She/They pronouns

when i was a kid i had the classic “uncle works at nintendo“ friend. he told all kinds of tales but the claim that really stuck with me was that he and his family got to go to a special pikmin event where they dressed up as pikmin and a guy picked them up and threw them

Scarlet Hollow Chapter 5 Was So Fucking Peam

Lady Gagita

Do you think a prospector or cowboy who liked flowers a lot would say WHAT IN CARNATION

These Fig and Olive Crisps from Trader Joes are working my puthy outtt

been playing skyrim again

The slayful diva seems to clock her gags at night

g'raha tia from some comms a while ago #ffxiv #art

Someone please do a wellness check on Nymphia Wind

for the past couple months my birds have been eating this poster of zenos

First exam of the semester is over!!!! I did a pretty shit job but oh well

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Sure. Let's post this here.

BEFORE I FORGET….Happy Birthday Beyoncé

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ· Canon Alexandrian events ㅤ

Panty and Stocking is the spiritual ancestor of Hazbin Hotel

Everywhere I go, I can still see/hear her 💀

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN with @galahues.bsky.social and @marshmallowbears.bsky.social

The Horse Girl mentality is a framework for life: * You need to maximize supportive friendships in order to succeed * Rest days are just as important as training days, mood impacts performance * Keep gambling

DRAG RACE FRANCE ALL STARS EP 1 SPOILERS: Ok the talent show was good but season 2's was way better also Big Bertha in the bottom 2 over Punani is CRAAAAZYY

Kiquod

Comm for @vanillionshake.bsky.social

DELTARUNE TAKES PLACE IN MASSACHUSETTS I'M NOT LETTING ANYONE FORGET IT THIS IS THE ONLY THEORY THAT MATTERS!!!

Sometimes, it's nice to bring this back out for some people. #ffxiv #Urianger

To the bird that left an ENORMOUS shit on my front drivers side window….that DDT is gonna get you soon

playing the Post-Shadowbringers MSQ and NO SPOILERS but. This food is so fucking good Lois

What's that? #Hrothmarket NA-E #PridePower Megapost? LET'S GOOOOO

Poor Air Quality Warning For Tomorrow Uh Oh

I was a TERRIBLE customer at the Panera Bread Drive Thru tonight.

Sisterrrr I’m pickleddd

I will be MIA until Monday because I am *Madonna Voice* TRAVELING, TRAVELINGG

While it is true that being American means I will go to hell no matter how good or evil I am, I take a little comfort in knowing I have never, and will never, care even a little bit about Eurovision

#ffxiv #estinien

My friend played the first two dangonronpa games and this was his very good review that he told me to post since hes not on bluesky

AMERICAN POPE?