Punk Vash and Superboy for Halloween last night 💕 @inkandplasma.bsky.social

@inkandplasma.bsky.social "companies won't let robots write the things I write"

we don't play about pumpkin day 🎃

plus a bonus of my pumpkin, and also @inkandplasma.bsky.social 's because I think we did a great job 👌

nothing has been more catastrophic for our self control than me and @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social sharing a hyperfixation. lets never do this again

if i had a nickel for every time i didn't recognise jensen ackles voice in a dc animated batman movie id have two nickels. which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

she's only three apples tall... meet penny 💕 @smaller-cryptid.bsky.social

putting the hop in hopital (broken my fucking foot)

‘shipping ruins your ability to analyze this character' maybe for your little pea brain, but my massive, hulking cranium can house both character analysis and fanart of this guy getting spit roasted

i learned how to play battleshots and that at 28 i do not have the fortitude of a student

my adorable wife @inkandplasma.bsky.social was sad that libs gets left out when we get takeout, so she disappeared into the kitchen, rung our own doorbell and came back to present the dog with this, while giggling the whole time

it's important that you know we have spent the whole time with Art trying to work out what ship playlist we are listening to Apparently it was her Max Verstappen playlist

STILL IN DA GODDAM HOPPITAL

tired 😪

me vs the last song i listened to

An AU where Will is a cryptid hunter and Hannibal is every cryptid #hannigram

the photographer vs the photo

Went out on a lovely picnic with my wife yesterday, and she always takes stunning photos of stuff, but, my favourites are still the pictures of my pretty wife so 🤷💕 @inkandplasma.bsky.social

Breaking news: Local Gays Have Upgraded Their Cottagecore Vibes @inkandplasma.bsky.social

@inkandplasma.bsky.social we went for a beautiful picnic to celebrate my beautiful wife 💕

@inkandplasma.bsky.social took the best photo of me ever today, so I now have physical proof that I *am* a cryptid

left my wife (@inkandplasma.bsky.social) in charge of getting the dog a new jumper 😂💕

Wren de Riva 🐦‍⬛

Seren Thorne 💖

vibing 💖

im obsessed with my #dragonageveilguard rooks

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳 who getting they ketch upped?? 8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

Ultimate power couple, Medusa and her blind wife

His Royal Highness, Prince Henry George Edward James Fox Mountchristen-Windsor of Wales I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

imagine if a completely new post could start off with thousands of likes EDIT: hello again, what's hot! EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger Edit 3: Remember to like and subscribe! Edit 4: ok FINE I'll put longcat back...

Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends