Catch me tonight on BBC Question Time! Super excited to sit on this panel for the first time and speak about our vision for a fairer, Greener future. 💚

Drinking taxpayer subsidised booze at work, and laughing at us whilst they do it.

88,000 signatures so far. Low target - 100,000 Please consider signing and sharing. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

NEW EPISODE: Former Green Party leader Natalie Bennett joins @goldbergradio.bsky.social to talk about her new book 'Green Thinking' - which is both positive and empowering. From @bylinetimes.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5J3p...

It's very telling that that legacy media is increasingly aggressive towards @zackpolanski.bsky.social and @greenparty.org.uk. The 'establishment' are utterly scared of what is happening and they simply can't cope. 🤣 Anyway, postal vote going off tonight, black cross in the Green box. 💚

Dog walk… Quick shop run Scrubbing the bathroom All improved by sticking The Trawl in your ears. It’s Jemma and I breaking down the news in a way that leaves you informed, not miserable, and actually entertained. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

3/ I am listening to Good Law Project’s The Shadow Contact podcast. I immediately recognises why Palantir would use certain words: “area-based forecasting of risk”, to describe their product offering to police forces. goodlawproject.org/the-shadow-c...

Won't happen under a Labour Government, they are all in bed with fossil fuel industry. It's just another lie to make them look like they give a shit, which we already know they don't. Get stuffed Labour.

Apparently the next #StarWarsCelebration in 2027 is set for #LosAngeles. Yeah, you can bugger right off with that ICE magnet. 🖕

👉 NEW -- How a UK arms shipment to Israel was seized in Belgium by @john-mcevoy.bsky.social An investigation has been launched after we discovered a suspicious military transfer from Britain to Israel. www.declassifieduk.org/how-a-uk-arm...

DID YOU KNOW: That over a QUARTER of available tickets for 1984 by George Orwell have ALREADY GONE? Don’t delay! Get yours today!

Hearing that Viktor Orbán has had his arse handed to him in Hungary is the kind of hopeful joy I can handle on a Monday morning. Bravo Hungary! Trump & Putin are going to be so pissed. 🤣 www.politico.eu/article/hung...

Let's go! Lower bills. Tax billionaires. Protect the NHS. join.greenparty.org.uk

NASA nailed it with this new short video. A bite-sized 90 seconds long, full of humor, love, and joy. Humanity at its absolute, exemplary best. Bookmarking it for rough days! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHUv...

This, quite literally, made me fall off my chair laughing and cheering at the same time. Bravo @greenparty.org.uk @zackpolanski.bsky.social - More of this please! 💚

If you need a break from the war-heavy news… Perhaps some Reform piss-taking after their terrible week is just what you need. …plus a little laugh at the Brexit marmalade fiasco too. New episode of The Trawl podcast out today 🎙️ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Left: The Labour Party now actively telling lies against the Green Party Right: Even ChatGPT knows the Greens don't oppose new houses, "They object to developments that are unsustainable, environmentally damaging, or poorly planned"

The internet never forgets. [alt] Post on X from Donald Trump, 24th November 2013: "How far has the US gone down when we are reduced to accepts the imbecilic deal just agreed with Iran. Read THE ART OF THE DEAL!"

I expect the fecking eejit believes the earth is flat too.

The USA doesn't have a government, it is a regime. Nobody in the regime is adult enough to suck it up and have Trump removed. You are the terrorists. Anyone who supports Trump, is a terrorist sympathiser. Trump is the head of the snake. Remove the head, the body will die. Act now, USA.

What is happening?! And why does it feel like news reporters and podcasters are discussing this like it’s just another Tuesday? We don’t. Latest episode below… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Who are the terrorists again?

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

After Trump's latest shocking threats, Keir Starmer faces a choice. Withdraw US access now to UK air bases, or risk letting British soil be used to commit war crimes.

All countries between the US and Iran should shut down their airspace- deny landing rights, overflights, refueling or any other support for these explicit genocidal operations. Ideally, US military would refuse illegal orders and Congress would intervene- but that’s not happening. So, world must act

Artemis II 5th crew member spotted making a break for it. A jar of Nutella escaping it's holding are. Go Nuts! 😂

Wait... it has a rating? Some folk need their arse kicking.

Well this my kind of Easter Monday Rising. Go Greens! join.greenparty.org.uk

Another example of AI-slop brain rot. This time, the actor #Mackenyu, who plays #OnePiece character #RoronoaZoro, was not available for an interview, so #Esquire interviewed an AI VERSION OF THE ACTOR INSTEAD! Utter lunacy. Ban this shit please.

Our eighteenth episode of Dracula: 2004 is out now! playlist.megaphone.fm?e=FAFO378560... Dr. Van Helsing makes an inappropriate funeral suggestion. Find our website here: dracula2004.wordpress.com. You can subscribe to our show wherever you get your podcasts.

Today's motoring delight. Finding my local petrol stations closed with no fuel, and the one I found open restricting to just £15 (8 Ltr). Well that got used up in today's outing, just made it back home again. 🙄 Thanks Trump, you utter cockwomble.

I'd like to apologise in advance for eating way too much baked beans. #StormDave

yeah seriously everyone just block @pinknews.bsky.social. bluesky is a queer platform and they're anti-queer. they favourably platformed a politician who is forcibly detransitioning ppl and embedding conversion torture on the nhs. repost this. let's starve them of an audience.

Joy, Noise and People Power - Wot No Coverage? Find The Trawl wherever you get your pods. Or link below 👇

Who does this help? It certainly won't have any effect on our bills, so more money for the already filthy rich eh. Ed Miliband is a 🔔🔚

Glued to the NASA live feed on YT for Artemis II launch buildup. 🌎👨‍🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀👨‍🚀🚀🌕 www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR...

OMG at last... 🤪

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It's not every day that you read that the head of America's top law enforcement agency has been hacked, but then - these aren't ordinary times. Iranian hackers have breached FBI director Kash Patel's personal Gmail account, and posted his CV and photos online. www.bitdefender.com/en-us/blog/h...

If you are any way anti-trans, you are by definition incapable of being anti-fascist. If you position a group as anti-fascist, and you platform any anti-trans hate group in a march, you are part of the problem, not the solution. You are waving flags of solidarity, but your hands drip with blood.

As it's from the Daily Heil I don't believe those quotes are real. They are simply leaning into tropes for their regular brain-dead knuckle-dragging white male racist followers. Still, I don't speak to my sibling, on account that he's a far-right twat.

The amazing Emma 'debunker' Monk rinsing some soapy bubble bath (fake) outrage. 👇

We're overwhelmed by the support on this motion, that opposes the recent decision by the IOC to introduce invasive and ineffective genetic tests on women athletes. If you're a member, do consider joining 140 other co-proposers (and counting). springconf2026.greenparty.org.uk/std/Opposing...

Following the IOC sports ban. Members of the Green Party are looking to get an emergency motion to the conference to oppose it. But they need 50 signatures! If you are a member you can sign for it here: springconf2026.greenparty.org.uk/std/Opposing...

The Greens have responded. Exclusion is THEIR CHOICE, not a legal requirement.

#LifeIsStrange #LifeIsStrangeReunion #NoSpoilers Released at 4pm UTC today in the UK. I am so ready (also not ready), for this finale to the Max and Chloe saga. 😍 Pretty sure my emotions will be battered by the end of this one. (Please don't mess this up devs, please!)

Worthy of your time. A little satire with a swishy climax. 🧵👇

Somehow parents will say it's the teachers fault.

"Two men aged 47 and 45 have been arrested in connection with the Golders Green arson attack, the Metropolitan Police said. ... surveillance camera footage of the incident suggests three people were involved. The incident is being treated as an antisemitic hate crime" www.itv.com/news/2026-03...

Labour and Tory MPs want new drilling in the North Sea whilst we face a growing climate, energy and cost of living crisis. Approving new oil and gas licenses won’t take a penny off our bills and will fuel the climate crisis. New oil & gas is not the answer. Clean green energy is.