Attempted to cut the grass and now have a mud slide, during which Charlie pissed on the floor and I stepped it it after I'd taken my wellies off.

I'm trying to measure up my tiny bathroom for stick on tiles. It's doing my head in.

Well, I've been meaning to decorate the porch...

Well, it's a conversation starter.

£1.87. Can't go wrong.

I'm having one of those things where I feel completely hopeless. Is it the weather? Time of year?

Has there anything appalling happened in another time zone while I slept (badly)?

Bold early pitch for next director general of the BBC here

Post a non religious photo you think of as holy

The second half of Frankenstein totally made it for me.

Charlie is absolutely hummin'.

I've been off kilter all day today and I couldn't work out why. It's wasn't the 10.10am dental appointment 5 miles away. Then I remembered my weird dream. I was with people who felt like friends (obvs a dream) and we were constantly trying to evade being captured by authorities. It was horrible.

Dentist on a very rainy day. I may finish the second half of Frankenstein later. Not sure about it yet tbh. Costumes and design is fantastic though.

Tips for the next DG: 1 - Don't stake your future on impartiality. Perfect impartiality is impossible. Focus on accuracy and accountability. Let journalists and producers do their job. If they get it badly wrong, sack them. 2 - Reverse the deliberate, prolonged cut to arts programming.

Well, she enjoyed it anyway.

This British knit off thing doesn't spark joy.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

U.K. friends. A friend of mine in Wales is in dire need of legal representation in the next couple of days, ideally someone pro-bono. Do any of you peeps have someone to recommend? Family law specialty would be ideal. I'm contacting a Citizen Advice for him tomorrow, but it's a matter of urgency. 😱

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing. So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly). AND THEN THE FOXES THE FOXES (breathe) ATE MY FUCKEN PANTS

I'm not mad about it.

I missed the rugby I fell asleep.

Lasagne is cooking.

Bore da pawb. This is a Wales Today report from 1964. youtu.be/tOphZ8qd-uI?...

LEGO RIKER HAS A FUCKING LEGO TROMBONE

My time line hasn't been updating lately.

lol

Today is the feast day of St Illtyd - Welsh saint and cousin of King Arthur. His school at Llanilltud Fawr is one of Britain’s first centres of learning, and legend says he turned two robbers to stone - one still stands on the misty slopes of Mynydd Illtud, Bannau Brycheiniog. 🌫️

I wondered why it was so quiet out - it's pissing down.

Might as well relax to The Devil Rides Out while the banging commences.

🥰

I meant to Google something earlier and I instantly forgot what it was. It was bats. Of course it was.

My feed doesn't update much. Is it something I'm doing?

Things we did: Built this city. Shot the sheriff. Things we didn’t do: Start the fire. Shoot the deputy. Things we want to do: Break free. Know what love is. Things we will do: Rock you. Anything for love. Things we won’t do: THAT

My pompom rings have arrived @gwenynen.bsky.social

I saw Cheese Footballs in the bargains a while back. A belated public service announcement.

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

I would love to have a chocolate covered apple with sprinkles on it. I haven't seen one for years.

❤️

A TT cooking page tried to tell me the traditional way to serve bara brith is with greengage compote.

I over heated the milk and caused a ffroff eruption.

Massive booming fireworks. Luckily Charlie's too old to care anymore.

How is it black Friday? It's Saturday for a start. Is it just a state of mind now?

À movie you have seen more than 7 times with a gif.

It was a waste of time getting dressed today.

White rabbits everyone.

Straight to the point.

I want to go to bed.

Top 10 Dog Halloween Costumes!

This is me with jackdaws and magpies.