I walked past a dorma bungalow (70s/80s?)being refurbed and they've covered the entire well sized, walled front garden with tarmac. The grey concrete edging usually seen in car parks doesn't help. It looks like a drop in clinic.

It's really windy (for a change) and I've got things to do but my brain is a bit..

It's a bold assertion... 🤔

HAPPY TOLKIEN READING DAY! 💍🧙‍♂️ 25th of March - one day to read them all... #TolkienReadingDay

Our favourite Welsh Viking is having a lovely rant about all the ways Vikings are portrayed wrongly in film, tv and games. Black biker-gang outfits, lack of colour, filth everywhere, it all comes up! Enjoy: youtu.be/SiQnkLflvHc?...

It's as windy as hell here. I hope nobody tries to drop a house on me.

Bob Dylan trying to find his way back from some Wetherspoons toilets…

And at 8pm on the dot a Hello Fresh salesperson knocks AND rings my doorbell. FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU DOOR KNOCKERS

Same.

This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)

Fishing about 3,500 years ago 🎣 Bronze Age copper-alloy fishing hooks, from the pile dwelling settlement at Meersburg-Haltnau/Lake Constance. #Fish was a staple diet for pile dwellers - caught with hooks and lines, nets, harpoons, and fish traps. 📷 @almbawue.bsky.social 🏺 #archaeology

I'm having a ranty day because it's turned cold again.

I've coughed up and paid the council to take my gardening waste with my collection. I don't have my 20 year old Rav 4 to take lots of stuff up the dump anymore. Mind you, that car cost a tad under £400 a year to tax and the replacement heap of bolts only costs 35.

If you hadn't guessed, I'm already sick of people coming to my door with sales pitches. It sets Charlie off. He is wrath.

It's the time of year when unsolicited 'trades' people start ringing doorbells and pestering people into buying things they can't afford. I say that because when they want something done these days and the time is right, they ask FB for recommendations. Around here anyway.

I'm going to the shop. Dog food and milk but would love a toffee crisp. I'm not getting one.

One problem with nice weather is if I'm not outside twirling like Julie Andrews and singing to sparrows I feel guilty.

I could do with a cake, tbh.

I had a horrible nightmare last night/this morning. It's left me with an emotional hangover to such an extent, I drove down the road to pick up a Vinted parcel and forgot my phone with the code on it.

Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating today This photo shows Eid celebrations in Tiger Bay in the 1940s It comes from the Butetown History & Arts Centre Collection, preserved by Tiger Bay & the World www.tigerbay.org.uk We’re pleased to hold the collection at the Archives on their behalf

If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter A

I turned the heating off I didn't think I nned it tonigjt

I've picked up Charlie's turds from the garden and trimmed a bit. I deserved some cheesy nachos.

Is there are supplement I can take that kills all aches and pains and gives me the energy and focus to get stuff done? Preferably something that doesn't lead to maracas.

I bought a new cable for my old portable hard drive and I'm ensconced in B5 s2.

Finally, a reason to tolerate AI.

I'm craving a long walk on the clifftop footpath 😭😭😭😭unfortunately, it's not dog pram friendly.

I didn't know Paul Weller joined starfleet.

It's going to be 18° on Wednesday kids.

On the way home Dick's hydrolastic went.

I fell asleep and woken up two minutes before the end of the first half. Has someone been working a spell jar?

I drove to lidl in sleet, then it was sunny, came home - it hailed like a bastard, now it's sunny. I'm not risking it.

Fucking hell, it's Thursday.

Lynx Africa now comes in plastic bottles

I've had this thought for a long time but never voiced it because it sounds a bit tin foil hat, but the BBC keeps having these incidents and errors bringing it into disrepute (depending on your viewpoint). Is this a deliberate way of finishing it off?

I really wanted to watch all of B5 but I've lost the cable for my portable hard drive 😭😭😭

Squirreling.

I went to Cowbridge to get my eyes tested earlier and a saw a young gel on full influencer mode strutting down the high street in hot pants. I was chilly in my jeans, scarf and full length cardigan.

I'm bloody freezing.

I keep thinking about seeing TNG Encounter at Farpoint with my dad on BBC2 when it aired for the first time. He looked at me as the credits rolled and said, "I don't know what I feel about it." (or similar words), and I replied, "neither do I". Ha!

TONIGHT WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING A CLOWN-DISCO.

The bat eared fox is a real animal. Makes me happy anyway.

Last night's awful sleep (or lack of), was punctuated by me finding out I'd broken my one armed reading glasses. They're now stuck together with blue tack. Or, in this case, pink tack. I'm a catch.

It's back to thick socks 🥶🥶🥶

Late night rugby is absolute bollocks. It's clashing with Crufts ffs.

I'm trying to work out the connection 🤔

Prime has done us dirty. A day after putting all series of B5 on, they've put series 2-5 behind a pay wall.

Moobage is cancelled. It's colder than a narwharl's flaps.

15°c tomorrow kids @seismicshed.bsky.social may get his top off.

This is Aly. She just learned about capitalism. Certainly not a perfect system, but if that is what it takes to put chippies on the table, she understands. 13/10 (IG: alythebichon)