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Isn't microsoft word supposed to be an enterprise product? This is absolutely unacceptable. What kind of illiterate circus clowns do they have managing the spellcheck algorithm?

Goated. Gonna put this up in my office next to my far side books

In Pokemon, ground type resist and is super effective against poison type because the ground intrinsically purifies pollution. You can bury anything and the ground will deal with it and remove the toxins. It's simple science!

You should read Fate/Stay Night! It's on steam! It's so, so much better than you think

Zuck is right, hurricane pike Daedalus sniper is better than sex

That was the stupidest goal I've ever seen

For having possession all game, not very many shots on goal by this Germany team

BRAZIL BRAZIL BRAZIL!!!!!

Saw the blair witch project for the first time. Really cool stuff, but reminded me of how my parents said that Jurassic Park scared the hell out of them but I didn't see it as scary at all. Can see how it spawned a whole genre

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I Am Looking For My Father In Blue Prince’s Spiral Of Stars - Kotaku https://kotaku.com/i-am-looking-for-my-father-in-blue-princes-spiral-of-stars-2000708221

Second-year economics undergraduates slavering down their shirts to tell you about the parable of the broken window

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

Taskmaster NZ series 6 is so good! I'm very happy that Jeremy has loosened up a bit

been in a terrible slump, but some days the stars align catfishing.net #724 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐈🐈

Bizarre that the popular slime anime just recreates the racist mormon myth about why Black people exist. What in the world was the author even thinking?

Air to Ground Message: FYI 35 YEAR OLD MALE SEAT 24 E HAS PASSED OUT 3 TIMES IS AWAKE NOW. FA ARE TRYING TO REACH MEDLINK NOW. ENGLISH SOCCER FAN WHO HAS ONLY CONSUMED BEER TODAY. Area: Louisville, KY, USA Type: Airbus A319 A: #a5cc94e6dad F: #f2904c1ddd3

I have one of those fancy airline credit cards and needed to call the associated bank to replace the card and oh my god, there ARE places in the world where customer service is still real. No labyrinthine phone menu, no AI chat bot, just two basic questions and BAM right to a helpful human

Gonna meet my (literal) baby nephew for the first time in a few weeks. What exercises can I do with him to make sure that he will pass the Piaget conservation tasks earlier than is normal?

These guys putting up Deutsch Baseball Loga scores

Drivers should have to answer a test every two years on what these symbols mean or lose their license.

Disclosure Day, a real stinker! Plot relies on Loadbearing Christian Angst and arrogance. Maybe I'm not a Spielberg head, but of all the films of his I have seen, this one feels by far the worst. Dunno what all the critics praising it were talking about

Still thinking about The Furious

Holy shit if you at all like martial arts films you must see The Furious. Resplendent in every moment. See it in a theater and enjoy a whole crowd whooping and grimacing in unison. You must see it

been seeing this headline for a few days on the timeline and assumed it was a crusader kings 3 bug report until the wedding pictures also appeared on the timeline

okay but on youtube cat videos, when you click the like button it turns into a little cat for a moment, so it's impossible to say if google is bad or not

Seems like the persona 4 remaster doesn't add level design to the dungeons. More identical rooms and hallways with less distinction than Nethack, a game that released in 1987. Hope I'm misinterpreting these screenshots, but I doubt it.

The OoT remake should be extremely different from the original if they're going through the effort of making it at all. A FF7Remake level of difference would be completely fine. The original still exists and is easy to find and play and is still fun. Go hog wild! Reimagine the whole thing!

A story in two parts

The Mina the Hollower spark tower fuse clearing sequences where you run up the tower are such ass. Pinball simulator where you are the ball.

A problem with Mina the Hollower is that bosses hold onto your sparks until you beat them. So if you explore too far, and get surprised by a boss that's too strong, you have no choice but to go back and spend all your bones because death is the only way to get those sparks back

Backrooms! I was surprised how much I liked it. First person POV sequences were a delight as I'd read, but the AI commentary was delightful as well. So many scenes with no dialogue just soaking up the environment. A real delight! Looking forward to more from the director

One of the joys of traveling is learning that unlike weirdos online, most people are just like you in that they want to share what they love about the places they live with people from all over.

Dark matter is supported by several independent lines of reasoning, and you should really believe it more than alternative models but it is incredibly fun to say stuff like "classic dark matterist COPE" when they miscalculate a distance to a galaxy so it's impossible to say what you should think

A few months ago, I angrily posted about the US fucking up its anti screwworm measures but deleted because I couldn't verify what I had heard. But here we are. I wish I was actually wrong that first time...

An infinite number of gay women lying on top of one another call that the lesbian integral

Having finished the Strength of the Few, I'm a bit disappointed. The setting is so cool and the plot and the structure of the books feel so so derivative. The ending of the first book was sick as hell and the ending of this one was "oh, we're doing this again? It's just Mistborn?"

In the end every single genre fiction writer is taken in and seduced by ending every chapter with a cliffhanger and then changing the POV to some other schmuck for the next three chapters like they're writing a 2 star netflix show

They should invent an airplane that just stays at 1 bar the whole time instead of making my ears bleed

Mazama newts native to Crater Lake have just laid eggs at the Oregon Zoo for the first time in human captivity.

Stupid idiot girl woman who follows directions and shows up to the airport 150 minutes early as commanded and security is 4 minutes long

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Rise of The Machines

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In 1874, Claude Monet invented paintings that evolved emotions

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It's a lot of fun, in the same way that you can consume chemicals to have pleasant sensations, but everyone knows deep down that having a gender at all is bad for society

Some things should be illegal and shouldn't draw exceptional social shaming, and other things shouldn't be illegal and should draw exceptional social shaming. Such is the difficulty in writing laws