Horny Christmas, fappy holidays

Horned beef and cabbitch

Monthly check in. Hello. Goodbye.

Watering my plants with bong water

Last half of work was so boring, the boss and I just watched shark videos for two hours then left early

My boss took a shit and now the whole office stinks

Imagine being a competent person.

No

Pride month can start tomorrow, because today is my day

Mr. Basketball Jones and me Stumbling through the Barclays Center 🎶

The struggle

Howdy Ho!

You’ll always be balls deep in my heart

I miss making out

I love bush! (The pubes, not the president)

I’m the apple who loves self loathing

I noticed you have a penis, I also open carry.

Idfc, I like corn syrup

Well, fuck.

Who up feeling gender dysphoria from a photo filter?

A long hug and a kiss on the head would fix me rn

Bring the hyphy movement back

Maybe I’ll just delete my dating apps and lean further into loneliness

Post an image you can hear

Trying to develop throat cancer, but apparently you gotta eat pussy for that, and I’m all out

Volunteered to work a few extra hours today. I’m Monday maxing 🙃

No cap, your honor, it was sick af! You lowkey had to be there.

Who I am on the severed floor, that’s the real me

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theaters

This is my innie’s account

It’s so confusing to get horny when I’m sad, like, am I into this? 😭

the handjob is mysterious and important

Okay, goodnight

Coldplay should write songs for the other primary colors too

(Flirting) tell me about hockey

Do you fw dudes that watch SpongeBob?

Blow me up like a bomb factory pie

New pfp bla bla bla

ISO my next failed relationship

Weird to log in after months and see y’all are still liking that picture from a year ago lol Anyways, hi bbs!

Cum

reintroduction thread: name: Zack pronouns: lahoo/zaher (he/him) location: NorCal hobbies: smokin’ the reefer vocation: bookkeeping and payroll discord: zacktps probably, idk

Lowkey want a gock to fit in my mouth rn...

why is it always suffering

Hey hi hello I still exist

Haven’t been on here in a while but I keep getting followers? Is this sight okay? How are you all?

Should my balls be in or out, your honor?

there is too much media to consume