Where my fellow Samsāra experiencers at? #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy #buddhism

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.........

Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school? Because he refused to take classes. #jokes #dadjoke #funny

June 16, 1980: "The Blues Brothers" starring Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi, and directed by John Landis, premieres in Chicago. What's your favorite moment from this film?

This is the latest attempt by the "Justice" Department to get you to shut up, stay home and let a dictatorship happen. Please don't.

The DOJ tried to make a federal case out of former NYC Comptroller Brad Lander peacefully protesting immigration policies. They offered a plea deal. He demanded a trial instead—and won a total "not guilty" verdict in just one day. Read how he beat the regime:👇 www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/the-regime...

This is completely true. Not that democrats have any problem taking money either. But there is a reason the majority of billionaires give to the GOP. Its not because they love America. They love money more.

VOTE OUT ALL REPUBLICANS IN 2026!

Ain't that the truth!

America's gun psychopathy continues: *226* mass shootings so far in 2026. 💔 😡💔 #GunsDontMakeUsSafer The latest, with 4 people shot and wounded, in Lexington, Miss.: www.wlbt.com/2026/06/14/f...

#hottake Only a narcissist thinks he's the leader of the world, let alone the free one. A realistic person understands the president is but 1/3 of power, IF that... Then and again, bigger army diplomacy, the lack of will power from congress, and frankly: thinking hard mmk

Japanese poster for Cronenberg's Scanners.

CBS forced to pay for Stephen Colbert’s final prank on The Late Show

I'm always carrying two flashlights incase I need to see something in a different light.

I'm #autistic and #schizophrenic, which is cool because I hear 30% more voices than everyone else. Thank god i have #adhd because when those voices give me side quests like starting things on fire, I have no follow through.

"My name is Norman Bates. I'm just a normal guy." Well, my name is Jumbo and I'm just a comedian. (Kudos if you get the obscure gag)

Happy Pride!!!!! To anyone who needs to read this: you are strong, loved and valued.

Listerine Leaves 0.1% Of Germs Alive To Spread Message Of Terror Throughout Microbial Community https://theonion.com/listerine-leaves-0-1-of-germs-alive-to-spread-message-of-terror-throughout-microbial-community/

I'm a tweaker. I just trynot to live up to the harmful stereotypes of a tweaker

Alright, alright... I confess... I'm a socialist... That's why I make jokes at other people's expense. #jokes #funny #humor #comedy

I think Fox News is the reason I've started to agree with Eugenics... That's right everyone: castrate a republican, spare a life or two.

Did you hear the one about the Australian python developer? He came from a land down dunder. #joke #jokes #programminghumor #python #dadjoke

Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories https://theonion.com/meta-glasses-users-report-bug-where-they-can-see-mark-zuckerbergs-memories/

"I'm the real [REDACTED]. Yes, the real [REDACTED]. All you other [REDACTED] are just imitating. So won't the real [REDACTED], please shut up, please shut up?" The voices I hear, Probably. 04/04/1984

I'm sick and tired of crazy straws. I want, "mentally ill enablers of chemical dependency that love bomb and leave me with regret the next day," straws. #joke #jokes

My problem with authority isn't that I have a problem with authority. It's that, in the words of Bill Hicks, "shocker," I naturally over the years HAD to question authority because of authorities refusal to accept that some just don't fit in neat little boxes. I just happen to be one such individual

I like drinking. That's the problem, I like it.

The fun thing about making jokes about intellectual property law is people can't sue one if you add the word "bullshit" to the joke.