come on baby lets do the grinch

unified mother

and cary grant as the titular Northby Northwest, a whimsical boy who teaches orphaned planes to land by demonstrating safe falls into dirt

song stuck in my head that was online a few years ago but has since vanished

everything ive watched today has been so bad that i am wondering if maybe i will just glue cardboard over the screen and entomb the speakers in thick wax..

[US billionaire giving interview] the fellas and I have attained perfect existence as unthinking, unfeeling monsters driven by inhuman appetites. and what I can't understand is why the rest of you aren't more stoked.

ampas to rename the oscars 'the platinum globes' & change the statuette's head to a dazzling disco ball. "The awards will resemble Blacephalon more than ever before," boasts org prez lynette howell taylor..

the grocery store has a whole display of citrus cross section art & merch. just for me

cg dolphin dreams plz

Mr Bean on the taqueria tv yes thanks

Elegant Buns in San Jose. sort of like a generic family eatery specializing in burgers. closed for ~30 years now. the neighboring businesses were soooo mad about the name being so fun and cheeky.

getting cast on something like The Traitors, spending every confessional talking about QUINTET (1979), and receiving the purplest edit in reality tv history

Chen the GOAT

me working through VPR this winter

now watching Dry Leaf

The library is open and you know I’m walking there to return some books and pick up some other books

what are some fun computer games to play on the lap top. ones where you point, click, and encounter such wonders as ghouls, clues, and/or goblins

timothee chalamet IS dj james kennedy in martin scorsese's scandoval

they sapped the Hans Zimmer music outta Iron Chef on youtube.. No..

Pronunciation tip: every g in eggnog is soft, each softer than the last!

Wait Until Dark, Galaxy Quest opening weekend, Titanic 3D (way too stoned), Smiley Face (perfectly stoned), Sunrise (solo electric guitar accompaniment)

Mister Food @TheFineDiner74 There is but one joy in this life greater than dining… 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨!

oscar the grouch.,,, he met the rizzler!

i know i've said it before, but: bwuh

new translation reveals that Gregor’s papa was in fact throwing a hollowed out apricorn in an attempt to capture and train his strong bug-type son??

procured ingredients for a tremendous dindin.

Shane! Shane! Will you come back for a Shane Snack? How about TWO Shane Snacks?

“The boyfriend” looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meatballs

happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]

of course i am going to read the sparks/shyamalan book. i am putting all other reading on pause. i am ready to achieve Reader Greatness.

seeing a ghost would be nice. confirmation that if u manage to have unfinished business u gain Hovering and Pass Through Walls.. most affirming of the halloween entities?

pearls before swine, R I P Vine swine before pearls, brunch with the girls

the night beans simmer

ducktionary

performed some projection booth heroism today

due to an ongoing copyright dispute, the character of Bugs Bunny will be temporarily portrayed by “Insects the Bunny”

face / off

i can process three strip technicolor with ease actually, just been too lazy to do it lately. some days i'll be aaaalmost ready to process three strip technicolor then i'll start scrolling through short form vertical video and just forget about everything else lol

am… am i entering my pepper’s ghost era..

magic the gathering introduce pink mana plz

nobody calls the cinema the GlowHole anymore :’[

tried really hard to see one battle after another but took a couple wrong turns in the labyrinth of cinema and saw the phoenician scheme & the shrouds instead. no regrets, i guess. suspecting i have developed a simmerin’ cinéphobia and feeling sad about that. micropotatoes, but nevertheless

i was cast as the lead in The Shrouds but got fired when i wouldnt stop giving the line reading, "can't you love puppers through surgerino?"

having difficulty persuading my body to leave the apartment.