Mary jane/bit o honey/sugar daddy are war rations and no one should have been eating them after like 1962.

Tear the rest of it down and put a chipotle there.

Good morning to niggas and niggas only.

1. 2006: mom died 2. 2008: lost my childhood home 3. 2010: dropped out of college, super depression with a side of lime 4. 2013: homeless 2: electric boogaloo 5: 2024: men are trash

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This has to be rage bait. Either way I bet your car smells like a puppy mill in the middle of July.

I wanna be Doechii when I grow up

So that’s why it tastes like nickels and cancer. We can’t have shit smh

We’ve known better than to eat Arby’s for years. Generations actually.

bitchstopher colombitch

BOFFUM ass.

IF YOU CAN’T FEED THE BABY, THEN DON’T HAVE THE BABY. AND DON’T THINK “MAYBE” IF YOU CAN’T FEED THE BABY. DICKHEAD.

Yall better thank God everyday that I don’t know how to play a bagpipe

Not in that Boscov’s ass 8th grade dance ass suit you don’t.

Maybe 7 or 8? Definitely not old enough to be getting chemical burns.

Y2K, 6/6/06, that one time in 2012…there’s probably at least 2 or 3 more.

The most evil people always live forever.

If I died at work, they’d ask my corpse to join a zoom meeting about my attendance.

This fuckass cat follows me around all day and knocks things over for attention but she doesn’t care when I have to go to work. Also I’m obsessed with her and she’s my little pookie boopy boo and if she dies, so do I.

Who is “y’all?” I just wanna talk.

It was the feds. Otherwise they would’ve caught him immediately.

Actually he didn’t even get shot. He overdosed on fentanyl.

It was the feds. Otherwise they would’ve caught him immediately.

Imagine feeling bad for a white supremacist lmao

Something something Kyle Rittenhouse

Yall give more respect to the dead more than you do to the breathing and living. We are not the same. That dead bitch cant hear none of this.

I knew there was magic in that farmer’s market incense

This is napping weather.

Every shih tzu is Black.

If anyone ever spit on me, I’m taking an eye at the very least.

Has anyone eaten wheaties since like 1964?

Halo makes me irrationally angry.

Eagles fans are already drinking. Thousands of people will be blacked out by noon and then they’ll rally by 8. Such is the way in Philadelphia.

I’m waiting for them to ban soap and hot water. Historically, they hate them more than they hate us.

Sending a child to school must be terrifying.

I might have to wig it up over my boneless baby locs, just to hear the gentle click clack of a marcel iron again. Just to feel something.

Did Coon Dogg explain It Ain’t No Fun if the Homies can’t have none to his poor traumatized children? Poor Mr. 187.

Why are folks talking about it? I still need to learn how to do the electric slide, especially before they get me for my posts.

Cat toys under the TV stand. Cat toys under my desk. Cat toys under the bed. Cat toys under the couch. Cat toys under the dining room table. Cat toys under the coffee table. Cat toys in my shoes. Cat toys in the pantry. Cat toys in the cabinet. And this lil jobless bitch scratches my couch.

Cardi B is short for Cardigan Bagardigan

come on negro solstice witcha funky ass 😤 we been waiting on you all decade

I hope we get superpowers this winter 😞

The potential for a double whammy is there.

I didn’t even do anything

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

I couldn’t possibly imagine respecting a man lmao

He looks like he smells like a neglectful nursing home