I felt comfort in knowing Bella Noche was out there somewhere in case I needed it. We can’t have anything.

Yeah! That’ll show ‘em!

Please wash your Legs.

The bad news is we still refuse to hold the government accountable for their fuckery. But the good news is we’ll have a new round of profile pictures so white people can feel better about themselves!

Again?

If you pronounce crayon and crown the same, back your bags and grab your sunscreen because we’re sending you all to Mercury where you can all be wrong together.

You niggas are freaked out for Christmas smh

A single sweet pickle on a sandwich could ruin your whole day.

No powers again…

If someone offers you a bit o honey, you’re legally allowed to assault them.

I got sterilized because I’d rather do whatever I want for the rest of my life than get the stomach flu on my day off because of a sticky juice box demon.

This is the year. I can feel it.

I don’t like looking at Johnny Depp

Damn

This nigga making WWE intercontinental champion music.

Come, sweet itis.

Tyrese is violently bald.

In a grand royale battle I think it’ll end up with LL Cool J & Neyo going toe to toe, head to head or whateva

My Granny used to throw DOWN. I’m in physical pain.

It got up to 74 but we’re down to 71

It’s 72 degrees in my African American Home and the turkey is the only thing cooking.

Shave your kitchen and get a filter for your showerhead.

And fuck Jerry Seinfeld.

That’s not how Haiti works lmao

I thought my digital footprint was fucked up but I think I’m okay.

If you can ignore a screaming pregnant woman begging for you to help her, you’re a fucking psychopath. I bet she turned those Tears on in that meeting with her bosses though.

All the while aging like grapes.

Remember when the people who started two world wars and developed/used nuclear weaponry spent the 80s musing if Black/brown people were just naturally, genetically violent

A handshake from Megan Thee Stallion would heal me. Men don’t deserve rights.

Maurice White is gone but that racist possum skin wallet is alive and kicking, and that’s why there’s no god.

So there’s no way to do a Pap smear without that metal mascara brush? None? At all? That’s the best way?

Yes

Room temperature orange juice is a chemical weapon.

I’m not confident that New Jersey won’t fuck this up because New Jersey is stupid and racist.

I would simply live my life in such a way that people aren't prone to celebration when I die.

Good bye bitch

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Mary jane/bit o honey/sugar daddy are war rations and no one should have been eating them after like 1962.

Tear the rest of it down and put a chipotle there.

Good morning to niggas and niggas only.

1. 2006: mom died 2. 2008: lost my childhood home 3. 2010: dropped out of college, super depression with a side of lime 4. 2013: homeless 2: electric boogaloo 5: 2024: men are trash

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This has to be rage bait. Either way I bet your car smells like a puppy mill in the middle of July.

I wanna be Doechii when I grow up

So that’s why it tastes like nickels and cancer. We can’t have shit smh

We’ve known better than to eat Arby’s for years. Generations actually.

bitchstopher colombitch

BOFFUM ass.