anyone fancy an ice cream?

Teaser trailer for the Ghosts film: www.comedy.co.uk/film/ghosts-...

Happy 100th birthday to David Attenborough! What better excuse could there be to post Hot Young Attenborough, as a reminder that before he was the nation's favourite uncle, he was a suave twink with a glint in his eye that's definitely still there.

Tomorrow is International Asexuality Day! 🤍🖤💜 As your ✨️ local, friendly, neighborhood aroace ✨️ my latest Queer History Substack considers how "asexuality" came to be 😉 Check it out ⬇️ There's cake! 🧁#LGBTQIA #BookSky #History andreamariana.substack.com/p/never-invi...

Happy Ides of March, gang! Why not spend it enjoying my DEFINITE one-person, full-whack, lock-down Julius Caesar, apart from reasons? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BDq...

Wow! What a way to start our European tour ❤️ Photo: Elena Di Vincenzo at Magazzini Generali, Milan. #TheDivineComedy #Milan

#TheDivineComedy #RainySundayAfternoon

What starts after Valentine‘s Day? Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week! Find out below what we can learn about love from aromanticism 👇

#5thofFebruary #JFSP youtube.com/watch?v=WJBr...

Join us on 14th January for our final Divide listen along! We’ll be covering episodes 9 - 12 of the story on the Definitely Human discord from 8pm UK time. Will you be there? Of course you will. discord.com/events/76613...

#JFSP #December27th youtu.be/VRU2ujV2fDw?...

Dalton and Wilder are taking a well earned Christmas break. Perhaps someone can give them the gift of a decent cup of coffee? Normal service resumes 2nd January 2026.

ATTENTION! Listen along to episodes 5-8 of The Divide on Discord from 8pm GMT on 10/12/2025. Why not join us and delve a little deeper into its mysteries. And make jokes about coffee. Possibly. discord.gg/8gMubrDza

Like everyone else caught up in the Unbound “drama”, John Finnemore is working out what to do with a book that was terminated with incompetent prejudice by people who vanished. If you would like a lovely Xmas gift, he’s opened a shop, announced in this post here! open.substack.com/pub/johnfinn...

“I’d rather be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war” - someone who didn’t see what happened to Samwise and Boromir.

Guys, you should really listen to The Divide... Unattended Articles: Big Spoon slepkane.blogspot.com/2025/11/big-...

And we’re out! The first TWO episodes of The Divide are available from wherever you get your podcasts. #audiodrama #spyfiction #podcast

‘You’re so close. You just need a little push and you’ll understand all of this.’ Prepare to explore The Divide. A free podcast audio drama launching Friday 24th October. #audiodrama #podcast #spyfiction

It's Ace Week!

Excited to finally launch my new audio drama from Definitely Human! The Divide is a 12 part spy thriller set in 1964 & arriving in your local branch of podcasts on 24th October. The art you can see here is by the amazing @bookcoversbyjon.bsky.social who is very much available for this kind of thing!

big news for fans of this year’s edition of john finnemore’s souvenir programme www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

americans, you might need to wait until this is released on the 18th september www.penguin.co.uk/books/467746...

fancy forty-five minutes of impeccable sketch comedy? here you go: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

So, no show today, unless you count– Oh wait you should definitely count this! Enjoy the new JFSP ALL OVER! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Today at 14:15 BST, BBC Radio 4 #JFSP #2025special www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Asked and answered, counselor! #JonahNonGrata threeweeksedinburgh.com/article/simo...

NEWS of sorts FROM THE GREAT WHITE WAYWORLD (ta, @broadwayworld.com) www.broadwayworld.com/scotland/art...

Carrie Quinlan.

Avanti. For LOADS of nights only, my solo slapstick liturgy, "Jonah Non Grata", will finally Edinburgh! Come fix yourselves with the flat of a spanky axe... assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/107...

How are you spending your Summer Solstice. Seeing a thing I made in Soho? Really? Oh well, great! I'll just keep reminding you until then, I guess. Exciting! sohotheatre.com/events/jonah...

Fair warning, @johnfinnemore.bsky.social is planning on using a piano at next week's Tall Tales. Sign up via www.listenandoften.com/talltales

Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

A reminder to those that may not have experienced Angstrom, it's a superb Scandi Noir starring Matthew Holness as Knut Ångström, a brooding, alcoholic, maverick Swedish detective from the tough streets of Oslo. By @gralefrit.bsky.social & @jasonhazeley.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...

When we wrote a sketch for Agendum about how, because most Britons reckoned 9x6 was probably 56, that the government was going to make nine sixes equal 56 from now on, regardless of the consequences for maths, it was meant to be a joke.

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People reading fanfics clearly labelled with the 'asexual character' tag yet writing in to say they do not understand asexuality/that there is no way the character in question wouldn't enjoy sex

The fifth annual International Asexuality Day (IAD) is taking place on April 6th, 2025! IAD is a worldwide event dedicated to asexual advocacy, celebration, education, and solidarity. For more information, click here- internationalasexualityday.org/en/

John Finnemore wrote a sketch about this.

I like my men like I like my women: platonically. Happy Aromantic Awareness Week, y'all!

Can't believe I completely forgot what day it is today. youtu.be/WJBrAIVrK-4?...

This is a delight and I highly recommend it. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...

Don't mind me, I'll just watch Wives and Daughters (1999) for the third time in less than a fortnight.

All is quiet on New Year's Day

happy december 27th to all who celebrate youtu.be/VRU2ujV2fDw?...

youtu.be/UxWFxF1l66c A festive animation... @johnfinnemore.bsky.social @slepkane.bsky.social @carrieq.bsky.social

It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day…. It is Chri hi hi hi hi stmas Day!