Everything he touches DIES. Knicks in five as long as he stays away.

Elvis tRump to appear at Freedom 250 concert

Not sure who’s side we are supposed to be on, but it is 1946 and time to stop seeking Mein Führer’s endorsement

Finding out Claude Lemieux was a #MAGA

No slush fund

FUCK YOU, CBS. You are dead to me.

@elizaorlins.bsky.social shame to see Stephenie LaGross MAGA man crush get spanked last night, apparently he was not the “Whole Package”

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social just said she is in awe of me

Congratulations @elizaorlins.bsky.social we can all celebrate Anti-Semitic MAGA loser getting voted out. ba bye Steph

It is time for the greatest American president to step and a save the jobs of 10’s of American billionaires, bail out the Saudi’s and save LIV. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

In all seriousness, I am a career public defender, and I have no patience for the government violating our rights. I wouldn't be running if I wasn't going to fight. Unlike others, you won't catch me calling the people destroying our country "my friends."

Anybody looking for a real Democrat for NY03 should start looking at @votewelch.bsky.social she can replace George Santos clone Tom Suozzi and finally give Nassau County a Democrat representing us in congress

He is a See You Next Tuesday

Sounds like somebody wanted free beer day

Matthew 25:35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in. I was cutting your lawn and you called ICE and now I am in a fucking detention center

With Bondi on the way out, I can not think of a worse piece of shit to replace her than Lee Zeldin. total unqualified hack, So needless to say, I expect Lee Zeldin to be the next AG

Where the fuck is that bitch Karma? When is free Beer day happening? The Minocqua Brewing

One of the most exciting finishes to a sports event ever, Canada had no idea if the had shot rock, if the let time run out they automatically get DQ’d and dude hits perfect shot with under 5 seconds to shoot, Canada wins gold, next stop 24 Sussex

Elevated Tee Box

How many Scaramucci’s will this war last? I am guessing at least 25

Thank goodness Andrew is not King, like tRump attacked Iran because of the Epstein files I am sure Andrew would have invaded Ireland by now for the same reason

Brady Tkachuk is OK with pedophilia, rape, Masked ICE murders and partying with the pedophile protector Ka$h but don't do an AI of him saying something he didn't say but probably has said a lot worse and that is TOO MUCH!

If you're tuning in for the 3-hour Survivor premiere tonight, please spend 4 minutes watching this first. And if it resonates, please share. youtu.be/JF8yn95-B-8

Great Britain won 3 gold medals in the recent Olympics. Matt Weston (men's skeleton), Charlotte Bankes and Huw Nightingale (mixed team snowboard cross), and Matt Weston with Tabitha Stoecker (mixed team skeleton). none of the athletes skipped their jobs to party with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

Breaking News 20 members of USA men’s hockey team to miss another week of NHL action to fly to England and spend weekend with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Congratulations to our gold medal pedophile protector celebrants.

For those keeping score at home, women’s national hockey team and 20% of the men’s team do not support pedophile rapist and 80% of the men’s national team are honored to hang out with pedophile protectors.

So are we going to talk about Justice Kennedy and his Deutsch Bank son who worked with Trump funds?

Could this have something to do with Kennedy resigning from SCOTUS? His son was with Deutsche Bank. Remember that scene with him and trump?

Hate to be a book burner- but I pulled this trash out of my little library & binned it

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social can you explain what beef jerky is code for? Way way too many mentions of beef jerky and beef jerky recipe mentions in the Epstein files for it not to be code.

Do you believe in miracles? USA beats the 51st state for the first time in Olympic history. There will be no French sung at a superbowl halftime

Official translation of Bad Bunny lyrics Grab em by the pussy Shit hole countries If she wasn’t my daughter I would date her They are eating the cats and dogs Rapist and murderers Gulf of America Department of Government Efficiency

The reason Trump and Miller are so successful on getting project 25 enacted is that they are not spending any energy on hiding what they are doing. Usually people get caught for the cover up not the crime (watergate) but they are not covering it up they are publicizing everything.

Final note on Bad Bunny. the President of Puerto Rico is a convicted felon, grifter, racist and pedophile protector.

And Puerto Rico’s president is a child raping grifter

I realize we’re currently blaming this DOJ for not doing anything with the Epstein files re: charges but why the FUCK didn’t Garland either ?

Am I the only one that sees JD Vance at an Olympic event and immediately start rooting for whomever the US is playing

If you want to look for voter fraud look no further then NY03 where we were told the democrat won but we got @tomsuozzi.bsky.social

It's a good thing that Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries had rich friends and family. Otherwise they'd have only been left with the skills and courage necessary to be Uvalde police officers.

My brother @pridenpioneers.bsky.social and good friend @standup2p.bsky.social both agree! We’ve known “The Swaz” for years…you can always count on him to exceed your low expectations.

A note to all the celebrities, athletes, and CEOs who are too afraid to speak out in the current climate: We don’t need you. But we will remember your silence in this moment.

Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.

In my gut, I am starting to feel tRump is not a good president or a good person.

Will Iran come to the aid of the people of Minnesota as the US Gov’t has killed a peaceful protestor

💔💔

Elton John has a bunch of the greatest songs ever recorded while Elton John has some of the worst songs ever.

@repjackkimble.bsky.social congressman, I have a question for you, since Russia is banned from all these major sporting events because of Ukraine, can we expect FIFA and IOC to ban the USA ? @tomochs.bsky.social

Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service https://theonion.com/trump-announces-new-dodger-dividend-for-anyone-who-avoided-military-service/

@rnratched.bsky.social @standup2p.bsky.social it is so much worse then when you are looking at him and listening to him