If you look like you're going undercover to Long Island my telephone number is +01512965103

Man, we know the endpoint of this trajectory.

Hello I'm genuinely stupid

'“We will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back as a nation again,” he threatened Monday night. “Death, fire, and fury will reign upon them. But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen.”' ------> nukes

I know I say this about everything since 2016, but I think we're heading to the use of a nuke.

100%

Craven

the one who loved horses, the one who was a great goalkeeper, the one who kept a diary every day, the one who held her sister's hand when they walked to school, the one who read Harry Potter in English, the one who collected old coins, the one who drew rainbows for her grandmother ...

This is one of the expensive things Ludacris raps about, What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?

100% lightbulb in rectum

Anabasis

[Me saying this on bended knee with Tiffany's box in hand:]

jfc

Should be "Difference between you and me." Bozo doesn't understand pronoun case; using the nominative case like this is a common error among writers who feel insecure about their language and worry that it needs to sound more intelligent.

fishies

Fuck Otis.

Corbyn used to do literally the exact same thing and people shrugged at it.

I feel like I'm undergoing a religious conversion forced on me by the absolute, revelatory certainty that the people doing this are damned.

Actually very explicable, I explic the hell out of it

Deeply screwed up reading coverage of the charnel house in El Fasher in The Irish Times, then scrolling down another couple inches to see an ad for first class seats on Emirates.

This is a Elon Musk Halloween costume..?

here's a drawing of the weird fish that lives near my house who keeps telling me to 'get in the water' and he wants to 'grant me a wish'

Another goddamned day in hell